Plain, regular, boring, same-old same-old intercourse with a woman

joey

New Member
Up until recently I've never had plain, regular, boring, same-old same-old intercourse with a woman. I've only had normal, fun intercourse with a woman.

But recently there is this old hag I've been shagging and she is completely and utterly plain, boring, and just the same-old same-old when it comes to our intercourse making sessions. I've tried spitting on her, punching her in the face, and other doing other degrading things to her, but it's just not normal and fun like it used to be.

What should I do? Should I try a Kiwi Lemonade?
 

Superhans

Banned
Obvious troll attempt.

But it is amusing that the first two things a person would try after sex became stale are "spitting on her" and "punching her in the face".
 

The Seeker of Good Songs

Well-Known Member
Is today "confess your sexual proclivities day"?
 

Jukebox Jury

Retired
Up until recently I've never had plain, regular, boring, same-old same-old intercourse with a woman. I've only had normal, fun intercourse with a woman.
There is no such thing in life as normal:thumb:

Jukebox Jury
 

Buzzetta

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jay and Silent Bob... and Cousin Olaf


My love for you is like a truck beserker
Would you like some making fuck beserker
 
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nugz

SUPAHSTAR!
Obvious troll attempt.

But it is amusing that the first two things a person would try after sex became stale are "spitting on her" and "punching her in the face".
umm, actually it's a joke attempt. and he succeeded.

joey is not a troll. :rolleyes:
 

Buzzetta

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You are taking after Robby with your 'troll spotting' :lbf:
You cannot make that claim until Superhans begins to tell us every time he feels the need to release a bodily substance along with "how" or create more "Mommy and Daddy, please love me and pay attention to me" threads.
 

Moonbeam

Slackerbitch
You cannot make that claim until Superhans begins to tell us every time he feels the need to release a bodily substance along with "how" or create more "Mommy and Daddy, please love me and pay attention to me" threads.
Robby has assured me he won't mention his bowel movements anymore...as for the attention seeking threads well I aint a miracle worker
 

Buzzetta

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Robby has assured me he won't mention his bowel movements anymore...as for the attention seeking threads well I aint a miracle worker
baby steps... baby steps... I understand, one step at a time.
 

Superhans

Banned
umm, actually it's a joke attempt. and he succeeded.

joey is not a troll. :rolleyes:
Well by the very definition it is a troll attempt. Forum troll: "A member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive posts or messages. Often these users will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum." Is that not just what happened?

I also believe I expressed amusement at the post when I said the words "but it is amusing..."

Of course, you can continue to use any chance you get to jump at the chance to back up your 'mates', without even properly reading the post if you wish to. I'm sure Joey likes you a bit more for jumping to his defense so quickly, even though there was nothing to defend. :thumb:
 
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