PILLOWS LAMENT TO A MISSED OPPORTUNITY

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yes its me,cross eyed with lust

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oh it knocks,
but never twice.

he was really something,

oh it knocks,
i guess thats life,

by god i wish id humped him.

but no...

having forgotten the thrill of lust,
when it finally slapped me full in the face,

i had to hide behind a chair,

fending him off with a cocktail stick.

oh my!
he was so excited!
 
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Mindy

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you should have fended him off with a whip and a stool, like a lion tamer. that'd be cool.

and yeah, i think we all have people we wish we'd screwed.

i'm almost ashamed to cop to seeing this movie, but it's like rob schneider said in "the hot chick." "i should have made love to you when i had the chance." *sniffles*

life sucks.

oh wait, i forgot, i'm supposed to be secure in my celibacy.
 
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yes its me,cross eyed with lust

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nothing more boring than celibacy....give it up
 
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Mindy

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one of the people i wanna screw (moz) doesn't know i exist. the other...

doesn't wuv me anymore.

*cries*
 
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GenderNectar

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Re: Sex is highly overrated

No it's not. I'm just trying to make you feel better. Did it work? If only for a second?
 
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The Pope

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Re: one of the people i wanna screw (moz) doesn't know i exist. the other...

Like Moz says, celibacy is for some people and not others. Maybe Mindy ought to leave celibacy to the pros like me and Moz.
 
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Mindy

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Re: one of the people i wanna screw (moz) doesn't know i exist. the other...

well i've never been not celibate. i think i know a thing or two about it. so there.
 
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CrushingBore

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Oy! Lay off! I'm working that side of the street!

Hang on, mate - let's get one thing absolutely straight, I'm Mr. f-ing King Celibacy around here!
I'll see you right in a celibacy-off any day of the week!
(Exactly how that's going to work I'm not sure - bit like a staring contest, first one to blink (bonk?). . .)
 
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david

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Re: one of the people i wanna screw (moz) doesn't know i exist. the other...

could be worse...one of the people you want to screw could be your best friend,

and with the other one your friendship might have ended on tears after you had devoted yourself to her despite her numerous suicide attempts following a miscarriage and you blame yourself constantly for everything even though you know its not your fault still it eats you up inside and....

i'm becoming celibate i think, not that I get too many offers anyway :)
 
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Mindy

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Re: one of the people i wanna screw (moz) doesn't know i exist. the other...

been there, done that. not to say that your suffering isn't real and sucky, but i've had really similar things happen to me -- except for the miscarriage stuff. i'm sorry. don't give up hope. being celibate isn't that fun -- even though i don't much know what the alternative is like!

> could be worse...one of the people you want to screw could be your best
> friend,

> and with the other one your friendship might have ended on tears after you
> had devoted yourself to her despite her numerous suicide attempts
> following a miscarriage and you blame yourself constantly for everything
> even though you know its not your fault still it eats you up inside
> and....

> i'm becoming celibate i think, not that I get too many offers anyway :)
 
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david

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Re: one of the people i wanna screw (moz) doesn't know i exist. the other...

poor us:)
 
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Mindy

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Re: one of the people i wanna screw (moz) doesn't know i exist. the other...

indeed.
 
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