Pathetic Losers Trying Desperately To Look Like Morrissey

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  1. Skylarker

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    Post any pics you find of these assclowns here.

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  2. nothappynotsad

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  3. Skylarker

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    And of course this ridiculous cunt...

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    Is that Maldonado? God I hate that fuck.

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  4. nothappynotsad

    nothappynotsad Snapping necks and cashing checks

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    Yes it is. I never met the guy but I've observed him several times. I always thought it was funny how people treat him like some kind of celebrity.








    Also, this fag.

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  5. Skylarker

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    Nah...

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    Morrissey trying to look like Morrissey?


    It's the ultimate paradox.
     
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    !Viva Hate! with a kittycat named Baudelaire on my lap

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    The biggest fag of all...
     
  8. Playcat2000

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    This guy isnt so bad.
     
  9. CrystalGeezer

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    This guy is awesome actually.
     
  10. Playcat2000

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    yes, he even has Morrissey's pointy nose and profile. Except Morrissey dosent have a cleft chin and this guy does.
     
  11. Skylarker

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    Yeah, if you're into sensitive douchebags with no identity of their own.
     
  12. Playcat2000

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    Right Skyfuck, your look is soooooo original. :rolleyes: I know you love the rollieeyes. lol
     
  13. nothappynotsad

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    His earlobes look like cat butts. You can tell he heard Morrissey and had some sort of epiphany and wanted to completely abandon his personal style. Or the more likely scenario was that he realized he could score a lot more pussy posing as a sensitive Morrissey fan than he could looking like a "punk bro". Bro ho's are hard, man! Better take the plugs out of my ears and tell all the bitches I'm a vegetarian now. The sad thing is, I'm sure it's been working for him....
     
  14. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    Yeah, Morrissey is COVERED in tats and wears flannel shirts. :squiffy: Total replicant. You guys don't even fucking know him! He's hilarious, perceptive and happens to have Morrissey's haircut. Skylarker, you fuck girls who pretend to look like slutty Betty Paige. Who are you to judge when it comes to style robbing? Also you with your douchiator aviators and your rejected poet bit? Fuck off. :lbf: Hilarious.
     
  15. Skylarker

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    Unlike the contrived dickhead in that picture who probably frets for hours daily about whether his pompadour is staying in place, I don't have a "look," dumbass. Unless basic grooming is a look. Familiarize yourself with that concept. It might help with the online dating sites, you pathetic slug.


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  16. Playcat2000

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    You know this guys whole story, wow that’s brilliant. Not everyone can wear the “Morrissey look”. But there are some who can carry it off.
     
  17. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    Please tell us what your boyfriend looks like. :)
     
  18. Skylarker

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    Yeah...Morrissey, who basically took the Elvis look and turned it gay.

    It worked for those two guys. It does not work for anyone else...certainly not guys over the age of 17 who work at the supermarket and "have a hard time talking to girls."
     
  19. Playcat2000

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    I've never had a problem but you should take your own advice.
     
  20. nothappynotsad

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    I don't have a "boyfriend", but my fiancé doesn't waste time trying to look like someone he's not. Please, tell us what your boyfriend looks like, you lonely old sow.
     
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