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Re: New Morrissey Book Coming Out!
Most of my signed books are personalized. I have several signed Clive Barker books that aren't personalized but I have no intentions of selling them.
He let me sit on his lap.
David Sedaris was hysterical. He did a reading and a book signing. I was talking to him about something when he signed my books so I didn't even notice what he had written until I got to my car. I made "SantaLand Diaries" required reading for all new hires.
"The Drama Bug" is one of my favorites. You can find that one in Naked.
Tell me about it! It's been way too long. His outlines for his books are longer than some published books. I love him. I'll see if I can get an advance of that one and if I do, I'll let you know. We'll definitely have to discuss it. What is your favorite Ellroy book?
He was incredibly nice at the book signing. I drove five hours to get to the signing and was a few minutes late. Luckily, they let me in. When the bookseller unlocked the door, I told him, "I drove five hours to get here." He walked me over to Ellroy and told him how far I had come. Ellroy said, "Bless you! Thank you!" I asked him which book he'd prefer to sign and he said that he'd sign them both. I asked if I could get a picture with him and he happily posed. The flash didn't go off for the first picture so he told the bookseller, "Let's take another one, just in case."
He is a very big man.
It's nice to meet another Ellroy fan.
He's one of my top five favorite authors. When I discovered him, my co-workers ended up staging an intervention. Apparently, I became darker than usual. They made me read a few light books before I could go back to mainlining the Ellroy.
Ironically, James Ellroy's signature looks like a smiley face.
No!!!! You've met DAVID SEDARIS? Now I TRULY hate you! I LOVE HIM. "Holidays On Ice" has the brilliant story where he dresses up like one of Santa's elves and is so bored he tells people to step on "the magic step" and they will see Cher. "Me Talk Pretty One Day" is my favorite. NO ONE should read that book in a crowded place. The authorities will seriously drag your ass away for your hysterical laughter. Did James Ellroy just sign his name or did he dedicate it to you? You probably aren't going to sell these books anyway, but if you just have the author sign their name, the book is worth much more than if they signed it, "Dear K...." It KILLS me because I was working in a B. Dalton when "Hunt For Red October" came out. A first edition of that damned book is extremely rare and will earn you some serious bucks if you can find one. Very funny on Clive Barker. The authors I most want to meet are David Foster Wallace, Haruki Murakami, Cormac MacCarthy, and last but not least, Martin Amis. You haven't lived until you've read his book, "Money".
Most of my signed books are personalized. I have several signed Clive Barker books that aren't personalized but I have no intentions of selling them.
He let me sit on his lap.
David Sedaris was hysterical. He did a reading and a book signing. I was talking to him about something when he signed my books so I didn't even notice what he had written until I got to my car. I made "SantaLand Diaries" required reading for all new hires.
"The Drama Bug" is one of my favorites. You can find that one in Naked.
Whoa, major Ellroy fan here! In fact, he's my favourite author. About as un-Morrissey like as you can get, but there it is.
I've been waiting 7 years and counting for the third book in the trilogy ("Blood's A Rover"), which is due out this summer. If by any chance you get an advanc copy of it, let me know how it is!
Tell me about it! It's been way too long. His outlines for his books are longer than some published books. I love him. I'll see if I can get an advance of that one and if I do, I'll let you know. We'll definitely have to discuss it. What is your favorite Ellroy book?
He was incredibly nice at the book signing. I drove five hours to get to the signing and was a few minutes late. Luckily, they let me in. When the bookseller unlocked the door, I told him, "I drove five hours to get here." He walked me over to Ellroy and told him how far I had come. Ellroy said, "Bless you! Thank you!" I asked him which book he'd prefer to sign and he said that he'd sign them both. I asked if I could get a picture with him and he happily posed. The flash didn't go off for the first picture so he told the bookseller, "Let's take another one, just in case."
He is a very big man.
It's nice to meet another Ellroy fan.
He's one of my top five favorite authors. When I discovered him, my co-workers ended up staging an intervention. Apparently, I became darker than usual. They made me read a few light books before I could go back to mainlining the Ellroy.
That is my fave David Sedaris book too. I luv him!
I've only gone to one book signing my whole life. Michael Ondaatje signed my copy of The English Patient. My heart broke a little when I discovered that his signature was practically a straight line.
Ironically, James Ellroy's signature looks like a smiley face.
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