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Do you see how I'm blissfully disregarding the male hegemony of order here? Hehehe...

"3 Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 for Mortal Men doomed to die,
1 for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them,
1 Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.3 Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 for Mortal Men doomed to die,
1 for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
1Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them,
1 Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."

And with that, I've upgeeked you all... enjoy.
 
Do you see how I'm blissfully disregarding the male hegemony of order here? Hehehe...

"3 Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 for Mortal Men doomed to die,
1 for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them,
1 Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.3 Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
9 for Mortal Men doomed to die,
1 for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
1Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them,
1 Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."

And with that, I've upgeeked you all... enjoy.

4 number of times per day Ian McKellen said "Pull my beard" to unsuspecting extras in the battle scenes.

118 number of theatergoers, per screening, who mistook Cate Blanchett for Orlando Bloom at least twice in the movie.

1 number of girlfriends, per 100 males, at all screenings

6 number of false endings in Return of the King

0.76 Number of laughs per film in the LOTR trilogy

37 number of little persons playing "hobbits" who suddenly passed out while waiting in line at the food table on All U Can Eat Chili Day

19 number of saliva-bathed retainers dropped, per screening, by panting nerds

5 minimum number of times one must read Tolkien's saga to even start to make sense of what the hell is going on, aside from a lot of ugly people chasing a missing trinket

3 number of LOTR movies I've seen

3 number of LOTR movies I've dozed off in, hoping I'd wake up next door in the Adam Sandler comedy I passed up

6 Number of Star Wars films superior to the best Lord of The Rings film
 
FAIL.

I meant it when I said I love you, you are the smartest person here and you make me sad that I can't keep up with you.

But you didn't use 24, and therefore, FAIL.

Smoochies, and good night.

Sheesh, busted on a technicality! What the hell happened to going all estrogenic with our math?

¡Want you if nonlinear go can I can go nonlinear if you want!
 
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