Everything in the guestbook is true, right?
Also in the guestbook: Someone actually unearthed something that PROVES the Pope ISN'T Catholic!
Also, it seems Morrissey was spotted at a Los Angeles Steakhouse earlier this month, and the waiter SWEARS Mozzer ate a Filet Mignon! Can you believe it?
No-one would post anything that wasn't 100% verified in the guestbook -- or on here, for that matter -- would they? Nah! I'm sure Mozzer went Rolls Royce shopping with Snoop Dog!