oh it was a good lay,good lay it was a good lay gooooooood laaay

[Mindy]

Re: contrary to what the renault clio adverts say...

> a long time ago now...hey Mindy, I bet if you wanted to you could score
> ridiculously easily, but you seem too sensible and proud to go to the
> local meatfest and get off with some man-slut.

well i could have told you that! but thanks for saying so. but yeah, i'm not that kind of girl. (eew, cheesy!)

 

[Mindy]

Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I will post a picture of my "meat and 2 veg" one day...maybe.
> Anyways I was just saying that I was crap at sex, but not naturally, erm,
> untalented? Ahhh, I feel really silly now!

what it is this? a hardcore porn site. why don't you start a "david's dork mailing list" and just email the pic to those parties who have expressed interest.

 

[jenny]

Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I have quite a large penis, but I'm crap at sex.

Good one David!!! LOL!!

 

[Patrick McCann]

Re: what do you think of the fact that the italian job is being remade?

> ed norton is pissed about it, but he's being forced by contractual
> obligations to appear in it (he had a three or four picture deal with the
> studio).

As talented as he is, I'm not looking forward to Mr.Norton protesting,
" You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!"

Hmmmmm, think I'll give it a miss.

 

[Mindy]

Re: what do you think of the fact that the italian job is being remade?

> As talented as he is, I'm not looking forward to Mr.Norton protesting,
> " You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!"

> Hmmmmm, think I'll give it a miss.

well to his credit and as i pointed out earlier, he doesn't even want to be doing it. so i think he'd approve of your giving it a miss.

 

[Dan]

Re: Sex never was a valid experience to me. It's disgusting.

Jenny,

Fk you, I hate you whore. I wish I had never met you!!! You trully trully are the one thing I regret and will regret my whole life.

Recently, the reason why I was so far off from you even though we had sex was because I knew as soon as it got bad you would bail. YOu are so fking selfish.

Dan

 

[Lemon-Lime flavored Ebola Cola]

Ladies and gentlemen may I present....

The next Andy I.?