oh it was a good lay,good lay it was a good lay gooooooood laaay

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LoafingOaf

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Re: The anti female sentiment on this board.

> I perfer to not use the label 'slut' at all. ']

Sluts rule!
 
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Caleb's Bloody Bride

Guest
Re: The anti female sentiment on this board.

> Sluts rule!
loafing, My image of you has been shattered.




 
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david

Guest
Re: Sex never was a valid experience to me. It's disgusting.

> Just a hunch?

> It sounds like you've never had really great sex.

> Yes, bad sex is awful and disgusting.

> The opposite is true of fabulous sex.

> There is such a vast diffence between the two that it is as if it's not
> the same act.

Sex is alright when its good, but disgusting when its bad. I've never been particularly good, I'm too....awkward
 
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david

Guest
Re: Sex is only a fleeting memory for me. God. It's been over a month!

> Mindy you never go 2 days without getting laid. You are the college bike.

do you have proof of this? no? then fuck off!
 
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Patrick McCann

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.
 
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david

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.

I have quite a large penis, but I'm crap at sex.
 
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GenderNectar

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I have quite a large penis, but I'm crap at sex.

LOL! I demand measurements.

P.S My penis is huge as well.
 
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Caleb's Bloody Bride

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.
I know we are still talking about you here in the Garden State!




 
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Caleb's Bloody Bride

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> LOL! I demand measurements.

I second that.
 
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Mindy

Guest
contrary to what the renault clio adverts say...

to quote michael caine as austin powers' dad, "it's not the size that matters mate; it's how you use it."
 
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Patrick McCann

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I know we are still talking about you here in the Garden State!

Aye, word gets around. Kearney will never be the same again. Happy days.
 
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Patrick McCann

Guest
Re:Another Michael Caine quote...(unrelated)

From 'the italian job' -- " you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
And one from 'get carter' -- " you're a big man but you're out of shape. Now sit down and shut up. Me? I do this for a living."
Something like that anyway.

And one from 'zulu'-- " don't chuck those bloody spears at me".
OK, I made that one up.
 
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Mindy

Guest
what do you think of the fact that the italian job is being remade?

ed norton is pissed about it, but he's being forced by contractual obligations to appear in it (he had a three or four picture deal with the studio).
 
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Little Miss Curious

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I'm good at it. Or so I'm told.

Well, that's reassuring to hear

LMC x
 
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david

Guest
Re: contrary to what the renault clio adverts say...

> to quote michael caine as austin powers' dad, "it's not the size that
> matters mate; it's how you use it."

exactly, hence I'm crap
 
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david

Guest
Re: Is no-one sexually talented on this board?

> I second that.

I will post a picture of my "meat and 2 veg" one day...maybe. Anyways I was just saying that I was crap at sex, but not naturally, erm, untalented? Ahhh, I feel really silly now!
 
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Mindy

Guest
Re: contrary to what the renault clio adverts say...

at least you know whether you're crap or not! be grateful that god smiled on you long enough to let you score.
 
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david

Guest
Re: what do you think of the fact that the italian job is being remade?

> ed norton is pissed about it, but he's being forced by contractual
> obligations to appear in it (he had a three or four picture deal with the
> studio).

I think it'll be a bit crap. Like the remade Oceans Eleven was.
 
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david

Guest
Re: contrary to what the renault clio adverts say...

> at least you know whether you're crap or not! be grateful that god smiled
> on you long enough to let you score.

a long time ago now...hey Mindy, I bet if you wanted to you could score ridiculously easily, but you seem too sensible and proud to go to the local meatfest and get off with some man-slut.
 
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