Dear Mr Baz
I'm a bit confused dot com, mt8. I typed 'cool as corrs carlisle' in the Google search engine but only got links to Belinda Carlisle and The Corrs.
It did bring up this link to a karaoke
hire shop. Is that your job? Business? Or are you in a karaoke
covers band like Morrissey? He does cover versions of original songs of The Greatest Hits of Ye Olde Smiths and facsimile new ones which he bizarrely claims are Morrissey 'solo' tracks even after all these decades of impersonating himself.
It's a shame The Smiths didn't do a Christian Christmas album like Sir Cliff Richards cause then Steven could do a panto season at The Sands with you as compere, opening act . Or Sir Clifford! Both of ye!
Do you do poetry readings in Carlise cafe society soirees in coffee shops with all the other Cumbrian cognoscenti bohemians?
Or do picnic readings on the banks of the Eden River?
Do you have a youtube channel?
If you want to become the new Larkin you need to extend your horizons beyond the 'off-topic' thread on this online creche. Literary agents might raise an eyebrow if tou tell them you're a self-published poet on Morrissey Solo.
Is your sister a poet too? Or your cat?
I find the movement of animals to be very poetic as I also find the movements of Carlisle youth at the taxi rank to be an exposition of lustful physical graffiti.
Do you know Dr John Campbell? I have a friend who lives near him but my friend is a bit weird after living in Carlisle all these years.
I'm looking forward to reading more of your poetry, Baz. I like that name. I'm from Birmingham and I wuz a Blues fan...the leader of the Zulu Warriors hooligan contingent wuz called Baz once upon a time but it's all nice and civilised at St Andrews now...very Delia ..
...anyroads, mt8. We gotta fly, get ready for some dawn surfing...You keep on writing the poetry and sharing it with us. Remember...our haterz r our motivatorz...laterz, Baz!
I hope you get to see some shows on this Morrissey tour. You could read your poetry to the queue outside each venue! Make some merch! Good luck with the poetry career and I hope to see you at the Ledbury Poetry Festival in a couple of years alongside Morrissey and Pam Ayers.
Why did you go back to Camden, Baz? Morrissey told you:
'Don't Go Back To Camden From Carlisle During The Rail Strike'
BrummieBoy
Tolcarne Beach
Kernow
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