Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

[Was I ever any good]

is it already spring in the uk? we are still freezing our balls off where i live.

No it’s not spring at all. My boiler has packed in and like you certain things are freezing. Can’t get anyone to fix it till Tuesday 🥶🥶🥶

 

[Light Housework]

No it’s not spring at all. My boiler has packed in and like you certain things are freezing. Can’t get anyone to fix it till Tuesday 🥶🥶🥶

Have you got a space heater?

 

[Gregor Samsa]

is it already spring in the uk? we are still freezing our balls off where i live.

Where do you live?

 

[Light Housework]

I think her bark is worse than her bite.

Watching her put others down is a spectator sport for many it seems to me.

 

[Seymour Glass]

It's because people love Johnny Marr and can tolerate Morrissey who hadn't yet gone full racist.

I would walk 500 miles to shut you up.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I’ll leave that up to her! 😅

I’m sure it is. But she does have a screw loose, but that’s what makes it all so exciting. I used to dislike her immensely, but for a while now I kind of like her. If I ever go to Canada, I’ll look her up and beg her to hang out with me.

Oh, and don’t call me Audrey.

you wouldnt have to beg, id happily hang out with you. i mean, look, ive hung out with the bottom of the barrel here, so it'd be nice to hang out with someone decent for once. i dont really drink, but id make an exception just for you (cause i wouldnt want to disillusion you by not being any fun!)

 

[nicky wire's legs]

all the best ones are dead.

uh no, not nicky wire and neil codling!

you guys get mad at me for bringing them up in memorial threads, but you people keep forcing me to!!

 

[gordyboy9]

uh no, not nicky wire and neil codling!

you guys get mad at me for bringing them up in memorial threads, but you people keep forcing me to!!

what would happen if nicky wire and neil codling died this afternoon in a hot air baloon tragedy,then you could mention them without anyone moaning.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

what would happen if nicky wire and neil codling died this afternoon in a hot air baloon tragedy,then you could mention them without anyone moaning.

hush, dont say such things. if that happened i would throw myself in the river.

 

[Light Housework]

you wouldnt have to beg, id happily hang out with you. i mean, look, ive hung out with the bottom of the barrel here, so it'd be nice to hang out with someone decent for once. i dont really drink, but id make an exception just for you (cause i wouldnt want to disillusion you by not being any fun!)

Friday Mourning

 

[gordyboy9]

hush, dont say such things. if that happened i would throw myself in the river.

that would mean i could put your demise in the condolence thread.

it is with sadness that i have to report that nicky wires legs are with us no more,upon hearing the shocking news that nicky wire and neil codling were killed in a hot air baloon tragedy she decided that she could go on no more and decided to chuck herself in the local river.

is that a fitting tribute to you.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

that would mean i could put your demise in the condolence thread.

it is with sadness that i have to report that nicky wires legs are with us no more,upon hearing the shocking news that nicky wire and neil codling were killed in a hot air baloon tragedy she decided that she could go on no more and decided to chuck herself in the local river.

is that a fitting tribute to you.

its a little bare bones!! you need to reference how splendiferous nicky wire and neil codling are so as to show the impossibility and atrocity of ife without them in it, like the sun going down never to rise again!!!

 

[Gregor Samsa]

you wouldnt have to beg, id happily hang out with you. i mean, look, ive hung out with the bottom of the barrel here, so it'd be nice to hang out with someone decent for once. i dont really drink, but id make an exception just for you (cause i wouldnt want to disillusion you by not being any fun!)

Bless you, darling.

 

[gordyboy9]

its a little bare bones!! you need to reference how splendiferous nicky wire and neil codling are so as to show the impossibility and atrocity of ife without them in it, like the sun going down never to rise again!!!

i thought it was fine,i could have added nicky wires legs lifeless body was taken from the river by police divers with a leave stuck to her bottom lip,a sad look for someone who embraced life to the full and had a fashion sense that made liberace look like a homeless person.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

i thought it was fine,i could have added nicky wires legs lifeless body was taken from the river by police divers with a leave stuck to her bottom lip,a sad look for someone who embraced life to the full and had a fashion sense that made liberace look like a homeless person.

maybe obituary writing isnt for you!!

 

[gordyboy9]

maybe obituary writing isnt for you!!

yeah,you could be right.

 

[A scanty bit of thing]

Au contraire!

 

[cat on a train]

Where do you live?

Why is this detail important to you?

 

[cat on a train]

No it’s not spring at all. My boiler has packed in and like you certain things are freezing. Can’t get anyone to fix it till Tuesday 🥶🥶🥶

Sorry to hear that, Slack. But it's not Putin's fault then.
So, would you say that the photo with the zebra lady and Moz was shot recently?

 

[Light Housework]

Sorry to hear that, Slack. But it's not Putin's fault then.
So, would you say that the photo with the zebra lady and Moz was shot recently?

It's a great shot eh? He looks fantastic.