They need to look at themselves VCS, somebody needs to love them.
FC, Velcro, Skinny, Radish et al. Jobless with nothing going nevertheless wake up every morning and go to the mirror (from the dollar store with the tiny suction cup stuck to the wall) and talk to themselves, explaining to their own selves how witty entertaining and funny they are.
how lucky the rest of the world is to have them on the dole
Their dole has probably been stopped anyway, you need to actually look for work to get that nowadays.