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[perfumed ponce]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

> Thank you, have never seen this one before.
> Can anyone make out what it is written on his fingers? "Bite
> me"?

its says 'LOVE' and 'HATE'

 

[lg]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

Jesus! I mut be going blind.

> its says 'LOVE' and 'HATE'

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

the 80's were truly a fascinating era, yes? I, at one time, owned several pair of white jeans

 

[Colonel Tom Parker]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

> the 80's were truly a fascinating era, yes? I, at one time, owned several
> pair of white jeans
What's happened to them?

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

I was attacked physically by Dave Gahan at an instore signing in 1990. He said if I did not hand them over, Martin would slap me bum with the rusty chains on his trusty bondage vest. Oh my God..... What am I doing telling you this? *waits for this damn Temazepam to kick in*

> What's happened to them?

 

[Colonel Tom Parker]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

>What am I doing telling you this?
This is the effect I have on people *cough* Elvis *cough*. Don't blame yourself.

>*waits for this damn Temazepam to kick in*
Has it not already?

See, this is why I never go to instore signings. Horror stories like yours. Chaos.

The Colonel

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

> This is the effect I have on people *cough* Elvis *cough*. Don't blame
> yourself.
I have noone to blame but myself . Really. Noone. OK, there are a few...

> Has it not already?
well, ask me again after this glass of merlot.

> See, this is why I never go to instore signings. Horror stories like
> yours. Chaos.
Not to mention a sea of white jeans and blasphemous rumours.

> The Colonel
Oh captain, my captain

 

[Colonel Tom Parker]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

Yes, we all do. Do I hear a song in there somewhere?

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

I can't sing for shit really. Something definitely went wrong. What I lack in vocal coordination, I make up for badminton, I am told... Do you play?

> Yes, we all do. Do I hear a song in there somewhere?

 

[Colonel Tom Parker]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

Only on Sundays.
Ping-pong and shuffleboard are my games of choice.

 

[Tingle]

And, albeit briefly, Morrissey was on the RCA Victor label , as was Elvis (and Bowie)

> Not that this will be news to you.....

> 1. They are both known by a single moniker
> 2. For a long time Morrissey didn't do encores. Apparently Elvis never
> did.
> 3. The Smiths Shoplifters cover
> 4. Rusholme Ruffians/ Mairie's the name (of his latest flame)
> 5. Morrissey has invited 'Mexican Elvis' ElVez to support him on tour
> 6. 'Speedway' the film starred Elvis and Nancy Sinatra and is the title of
> a Morrissey song.
> 7. Morrissey used the famous '68 Comeback Special' style lights as the
> backdrop for his own, some might say 'comeback' tour.

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

Well, I am rather clumsy with anything that involves small balls or cue's, but I am will to try anything once.

> Only on Sundays.
> Ping-pong and shuffleboard are my games of choice.

 

[L]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

> the 80's were truly a fascinating era, yes? I, at one time, owned several
> pair of white jeans

i can just see you now with those white jeans on ,tell were they skinny or baggy?

 

[Colonel Tom Parker]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

> Well, I am rather clumsy with anything that involves small balls or cue's,
> but I am will to try anything once.

Not twice? What would Moz think?

 

[Colonel Tom Parker]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

> i can just see you now with those white jeans on ,tell were they skinny or
> baggy?

Yes do tell.

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

Oh, most definitely skinny. Not 'dromedary' tight if you catch my drift, but this was the 80's. And I, was young and innocent.....

> i can just see you now with those white jeans on ,tell were they skinny or
> baggy?

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

I don't know....? What would Jesus do?

> Not twice? What would Moz think?

 

[L]

Re: On Morrissey being 'made-up' to look like Elvis

> Oh, most definitely skinny. Not 'dromedary' tight if you catch my drift,
> but this was the 80's. And I, was young and innocent.....

bless you ,bet they were slashed around the knee or thigh area too LOL

not perving or anything just trying to get a bit of visual help .

 

[Sharron Needles]

Re: besides.....

'Twice' gets me in trouble....

 

[Colonel Tom Parker]

And a little known fact. I've just stumbled upon an autographed picture that proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that there is more to the 'hair' story than has ever been revealed.

Click on my profile above.

The Colonel