Northerners have way more shit on their hands!

[Sharron Needles]

Apparently...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081015/tuk-northerners-have-dirtiest-hands-dba1618.html

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Apparently...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081015/tuk-northerners-have-dirtiest-hands-dba1618.html

Well as mozette was saying the other day..... people in Manchester to her are in the south.....
So it is Geordie's who are filthy smelly individuals

Jukebox Jury

 

[Brel]

The report said Liverpool and Newcastle.

I always wash my hands after splashing me Boots!!

 

[Jukebox Jury]

The report said Liverpool and Newcastle.

I always wash my hands after slashing me Boots!!

Oh it goes without saying about the Scousers

Jukebox Jury

 

[Brel]

At the Leeds Festival (the year the Strokes played), I had to use a £3 pint of beer to wash my hands after having a slash.

Show me a Scouser who'd do that!!!!!!

 

[mozzette]

Well as mozette was saying the other day..... people in Manchester to her are in the south.....
So it is Geordie's who are filthy smelly individuals

Jukebox Jury

Yeah, It is true though, most people up here are mucky gits. We all have dorty hands what with all the mining we do and the Pigeon fancying (thats twice I have mentioned that *concerned*).

I wash mine though, after both a number 1 or a number 2.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Yeah, It is true though, most people up here are mucky gits. We all have dorty hands what with all the mining we do and the Pigeon fancying (thats twice I have mentioned that *concerned*).

I wash mine though, after both a number 1 or a number 2.

Yes, is there something you want to tell us about these pigeons?

Jukebox Jury

 

[mozzette]

Yes, is there something you want to tell us about these pigeons?

Jukebox Jury

I have lots

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Oh it goes without saying about the Scousers

Jukebox Jury

Hey!! I'm bloody clean, a hygiene freak infact, some have even said 'vain' but that's taking it too far....maybe...
I even carry a little bottle of anti-bacterial hand wash for when I've been on the bus, kinda gay but hygienic!

 

[sweet and tender hooligan]

Hey!! I'm bloody clean, a hygiene freak infact, some have even said 'vain' but that's taking it too far....maybe...
I even carry a little bottle of anti-bacterial hand wash for when I've been on the bus, kinda gay but hygienic!

Or so you say

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Or so you say

I do I tells you! Looking at my fingernails now and they are spotless

 

[sweet and tender hooligan]

I do I tells you! Looking at my fingernails now and they are spotless

It's easy to lie online .

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

It's easy to lie online .

You need photo evidence? *grabs Kodak* I used to be a hand model and everything

 

[sweet and tender hooligan]

You need photo evidence? *grabs Kodak* I used to be a hand model and everything

That must have been a great job

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

That must have been a great job

Yeah, cash in hand! boom boom! ....

 

[sweet and tender hooligan]

Yeah, cash in hand! boom boom! ....

Ha ha. Not funny.

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

Ha ha. Not funny.

O come on! not even a little bit? crap jokes are the best

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

I love bad jokes, proberally becuase i live in a house where i hear no funny ones.

Me too! what do you call a row of barbies?



-A bar-be-quue!





I'll leave now, think it'll be best *taxi!*

 

[sweet and tender hooligan]

Me too! what do you call a row of barbies?



-A bar-be-quue!





I'll leave now, think it'll be best *taxi!*

. At least you know when to leave.

Where did my last post go?

 

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

. At least you know when to leave.

Where did my last post go?

yeah.... still here though

Don't know, maybe it thought my joke was that hilarious, it had to pass it on