Norm MacDonald Laughter Accolades

rifke

bodhisattva
I meant to do it yesterday, but ran out of time!

What is your favorite word?
Turkey! Folks always use Turkey as a disparagin' remark, but I go ahead and
use it as a affirmation!
What is your least favorite word?
Bills. If ya send Wild T a bill, it's to the wrong address.
What turns you on?
Turkey Steppin'.
What turns you off?
Turkey murder.
What sound or noise do you love?
Rain sounds outside my window. The sound off a cars tires on the wet pavement.
The pingin' off the rain on the window air conditioner. Heavy rainfallin' on the
sidewalk. Also, walkin' in the rain and the sound of the rain hittin' my umbrella.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Abattoir sounds. The saddest sounds.
What is your favorite curse word?
Never put a curse on someone, but I think ya supposed to go "Abracadabra!"
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I ain't no professional. I'm a consummate amateur.
What profession would you not like to do?
Honest Abe, I ain't no professional! I'll leave that kinda stuff to the high
faultin' folks.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Ya got no idea how fun this is gonna be. Here we go!
good answers, wildT!! so is it accurate to say that you enjoy hearing the sound of rain fallin' on stuff?
 

rifke

bodhisattva
"i really just wanna stomp around in leather and look menacing." :astonished:
This answer keeps gettin' more astonishin'.
It's also hilarious how ya just casually put dominatrix in between
writer and museum curator. :lbf:
What kind of museum by the way?
oh i dont know.... i havent thought that far really. an art museum probably. or some kind of history museum. definitely not a natural history museum. nothing to do with rocks or fossils. you're right, dominatrix seems at odds with writer and museum curator, but maybe i could combine them in some way. like maybe i could be the curator of an art museum who stomps around in leather looking menacing?
 

rifke

bodhisattva
It's a funny premise to me. Someone does the selfless act
of savin' ya life, but ya don't even remember their name or
even what they look like.
It's kinda a mean joke.
Norm has a little bit of a mean streak in his comedy, cause
he always goes for the joke and also likes to try to make a
joke out of somethin' that ya not supposed to laugh at.
oh okay, i see. i guess where the joke stumped me is that i was envisioning it and it seemed to me that if you're in a position where someone is saving your life you probably wouldnt see what they looked like, it would probably all be pretty hazy, so it seemed that if you remembered they had a mustache that's at least something.

i do love norms inappropriate sense of humour. <3
 

rifke

bodhisattva
i cant decide whether i like norm better when he struggles with common words or when he impresses with big words. i guess i like that he does both at once. all part of the norm enigma.

 
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The Wild Turkey

Wild T!
Turkerator
oh i dont know.... i havent thought that far really. an art museum probably. or some kind of history museum. definitely not a natural history museum. nothing to do with rocks or fossils. you're right, dominatrix seems at odds with writer and museum curator, but maybe i could combine them in some way. like maybe i could be the curator of an art museum who stomps around in leather looking menacing?

Museum Curator could be a good one.
I like bein' in them museum just for the poetics of the space.
What makes ya wanna stomp around in leather?
Do like like the feel of leather on ya skin?
Do ya want it to be real tight leather, so there's
some constriction?
 

rifke

bodhisattva
Museum Curator could be a good one.
I like bein' in them museum just for the poetics of the space.
What makes ya wanna stomp around in leather?
Do like like the feel of leather on ya skin?
Do ya want it to be real tight leather, so there's
some constriction?
no, no, no, wildT it's not some weird fetish!! i guess i just want to look like i mean business in a way that has nothing to do with actual business (because then id be wearin' a suit), you know?! all leather just looks major.

dont you ever wanna get some leatha' on those feathas?
 

The Wild Turkey

Wild T!
Turkerator
no, no, no, wildT it's not some weird fetish!! i guess i just want to look like i mean business in a way that has nothing to do with actual business (because then id be wearin' a suit), you know?! all leather just looks major.

dont you ever wanna get some leatha' on those feathas?

I get it now!
Ya really got somethin' goin' with that idea. :sunglasses:
Just please don't wear one of them leather
biker hats though.

"leatha' on those feathas"
Hey, you're a pretty good rapper! :microphone:
 
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rifke

bodhisattva
Never did watch it.
Just seen some video clips of it.
It's kinda funny.

Is ya Sister a Norm fan too?

Here's my favorite bit from the Norm show...

i think she was a norm fan, you know, back in the day! i doubt if she followed his career since then. unlike me, my sisters not the type to develop attachments to and infatuations with people/things. she's very lukewarm when it comes to everything. a terrible way to be!

to be honest, i find it kinda weird/jarring to watch norm act. i dont know what it is, it's just like theres this sense of his being "on" but not being entirely committed to being "on", that i dont get when he's just doing his comedy or interviews or whatnot.
 

The Wild Turkey

Wild T!
Turkerator
i think she was a norm fan, you know, back in the day! i doubt if she followed his career since then. unlike me, my sisters not the type to develop attachments to and infatuations with people/things. she's very lukewarm when it comes to everything. a terrible way to be!

to be honest, i find it kinda weird/jarring to watch norm act. i dont know what it is, it's just like theres this sense of his being "on" but not being entirely committed to being "on", that i dont get when he's just doing his comedy or interviews or whatnot.

Yep, you and ya sis do surely sound different.
I kinda think that there was a time when Norm was considered
to be a "hot property" in the mainstream entertainment arena.
He was comin' off of Saturday Night Live and they thought he
might be one of them types.
Ya can see how folks might think it, but the thing is that there
really weren't someone like Norm before, so ya really can't
put'em into some kind of easy fittin' system.

Jim Breuer told a funny story about it...

 
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