no sex please,were british

[constantin constantius]

dear board members,

i have been frequenting this site now for a number of weeks and,as a father,i am shocked and dismayed by the levels of swearing appearing on the message board.as you know,meny children have access to the internet and could quiet easily read the filth printed out here day after day. as adults,we must protect young and impressionable mind from corruption - especially the near constant refrence to the male and female genitals.i hope i can depend on your support.

yours sincerly,

SIMON SMALLCOCK

 

[hnia]

lol, Hey smallcock,

Most kids that I come into contact with sound more like a sailor than a child, and I don't mean Popeye.

hnia

 

[ecce]

Watch it! Now all the kids that do sound like Popeye are going to think that they're "different" from all the other kids.

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Hmmm. I think you'll find that our cousins across the Atlantic are more prudish about sex than us Brits. Would they get naked Keith Chegwin on a Tuesday night? I doubt it.

 

[Little Miss Curious]

And it's we're...

>Would they get naked Keith Chegwin on a Tuesday night?
Shudder...thank the Lord I can't get Channel 5 in these remote parts...

And Americans are far more prudish..have you ever seen the 'new-improved' Vannessa Feltz in her skimpy garments? Urrggghhh..

The US would not tolerate that.

 

[Cinderella]

Re: But I want to be wooed...You can be as wooed as you like!

> Hmmm. I think you'll find that our cousins across the Atlantic
> are more prudish about sex than us Brits. Would they get naked
> Keith Chegwin on a Tuesday night? I doubt it.

That's more to do with violence (to the eyes - hehe) surely!!!

You're right though, there is something so 'Carry-On' and 'Hello Campers' about us Brits, oo-er mrs >; o

So tell me - you and little miss, Northerners?

 

[homeless chihuahua]

mmm, weren't u the one who proposed exchanging porn and sexchatting through this board some time ago?
british people dont take sides , smallcock, remain neutral...

> dear board members,

> i have been frequenting this site now for a number of weeks
> and,as a father,i am shocked and dismayed by the levels of
> swearing appearing on the message board.as you know,meny
> children have access to the internet and could quiet easily read
> the filth printed out here day after day. as adults,we must
> protect young and impressionable mind from corruption -
> especially the near constant refrence to the male and female
> genitals.i hope i can depend on your support.

> yours sincerly,

> SIMON SMALLCOCK

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy!

> So tell me - you and little miss, Northerners?

Eey oop! Of course... The best place to live... I'm just tucking into a plate of black pudding and tripe, washed down with a glass of milk stout.

MF

 

[Cinderella]

Re: I'll get't kettle on luv...

> Eey oop! Of course... The best place to live... I'm just tucking
> into a plate of black pudding and tripe, washed down with a
> glass of milk stout.

> MF

well ey-up indeed lad, ah tha' doowin? Still w'kin daan't pit? Well let's all join together and thank the Lord our Morrissey we aren't...heaven forbid...damn softy southerners! (Exuse such foul language!!)

Maybe that's why I felt so drawn (yet so confused by it in my nastiness) to be nice to you and the little one in the first place?!
I'm a good old fashioned Yorkshire lass through and through - snow white, rose red...I know which one I am!

You two should come round to my house to play...we could have tea and cucumber sandwiches on the lawn...followed by a gentle round or two of cricket on the villiage green...ah the smack of leather upon willow! Then we could go and throw pies at the vicar!! - After making him put on a tu-tu of course - ;o)

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Trouble at t' mill..

>I'm a good old fashioned Yorkshire lass through and through - snow white, rose red...I know which one I am!

Me too Cinders, although I wouldn't follow the 'YAY Yorkshire' route if I were you in front of the Magic fairy (but you can in front of me!). You see my dear Cinders, he is not our shade of pure snow white...yes, you heard, he's red brick, red rosed, LANCASTRIAN!

But he can still join in on the Northeren stuff and everything like that. We shouldn't ostracize him because of where he comes from, he can't help it...heh heh. Sorry babes..xxx

 

[ecce]

Prudish? Neurotic is more like it.

 

[constantin constantius]

yorkies are only honorary northerners

being born in yorkshire only makes you an honorary northerner.to be a real one you have to be a hard drinking,beer-bellied,cloth capped, pigeon loving northeasterner.i myself have perfect credentials.i spend all day in the working mens clubs {preffering the male only bars}and, folling my farther and great-grandfarther,would have spent my working life down the local pit;luckely,they closed it down and turned it into a golf-coure - thank god!

 

[Cinderella]

Re: 'They don't like it up 'em...'

> being born in yorkshire only makes you an honorary northerner.to
> be a real one you have to be a hard drinking,beer-bellied,cloth
> capped, pigeon loving northeasterner.i myself have perfect
> credentials.i spend all day in the working mens clubs
> {preffering the male only bars}and, folling my farther and
> great-grandfarther,would have spent my working life down the
> local pit;luckely,they closed it down and turned it into a
> golf-coure - thank god!

Ahh but your forgetting the good old fashioned yorkshire women. Remember the pit closures? The women were out there too! I still have extended family that all live down the same street in Barnsley - and I grew up with the NUM head quaters at the bottom of my street. So near infact, I could've given scargill tips on his 'comb over'! It was all so very very kitchen sink.

My grandmother - and I'm not exagerating here...Ena Sharpells! And her friends - well if you've seen last of the summer wine, need I say more?!

Oh and little Ms, lancashire isn't so bad...its still Northern...Ahhh the industrial north.

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Manchester, so much to answer for

> Oh and little Ms, lancashire isn't so bad...its still
> Northern...Ahhh the industrial north.

Post-industrial, surely? Woah! Little bit of social realism there!
I don't want to get drawn into a new War of the Roses, especially since I don't want to upset my lovely little miss, but you have to admit it... the white rose is merely a dead red one. x

 

[Cinderella]

Re: 'count to five and tell the truth'

> Post-industrial, surely? Woah! Little bit of social realism
> there!
> I don't want to get drawn into a new War of the Roses,
> especially since I don't want to upset my lovely little miss,
> but you have to admit it... the white rose is merely a dead red
> one. x

well yes it is but the imagery is still there - How soon is now video! for example driving into Manchester all the abandoned red brick mills, you must admit the views are so very romantic in a melancholy way and if you're anything like me the beauty of these things and the landscape ingeneral is part of you and very emmotive as a result.

Much of Morrissey's stuff reminds me of things that are actually a part of my history too. For instance how can you really describe Thatcherism to someone who wasn't here at the time? How different suffer little children seems when you've been on numerous trips to The Moors...

I agree - why regurgitate that old chestnut! : ) Besides Mothers father grew up in lancashire - 1st generation son of Irish parents - ooh like Morrissey!

: p about the last line...

 

[The Magic Fairy]

Flat cap and pies / And a big bright healthy smile

I was only joking about the White Rose! Besides, red or white, it's still preferable to the softies of the south!

 

[Cinderella]

Re: Strangeways just isn't strangeways anymore...

> I was only joking about the White Rose! Besides, red or white,
> it's still preferable to the softies of the south!

Yeah I knew you were that's why I took the mature sensible option of
: p sticking my tongue out at you (smiling)!

The bottom line goes without saying though doesn't it! (Snigger, giggle...)

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Tripe loves me

> I was only joking about the White Rose!
Yes, he always emits a large "Hooray!!" everytime we pass the sign for 'West Yorkshire', don't you darling?

Hmm...I'll have to disagree when you talk about feeling romantic when passing across the border. You see, I have to pass Accrington, and that dirty little slum makes me feel as romantic as a toilet. Which is broken.

P.S Cinders, I've read that thread between you and greasetea. I believe I actually have been scarred for life...I had no idea the garden had got in such a mess with my absence. My curiosity got the better of me...you have corrupt my innocent mind. Oh, my frightfully handsome fairy, what am I to do? x

 

[Cinderella]

Re: divinity/depravity!

> Yes, he always emits a large "Hooray!!" everytime we
> pass the sign for 'West Yorkshire', don't you darling?

> Hmm...I'll have to disagree when you talk about feeling romantic
> when passing across the border. You see, I have to pass
> Accrington, and that dirty little slum makes me feel as romantic
> as a toilet. Which is broken.

I didn't just mean crossing the border - just an example - yorkshire has it's beauty spots too - and I agree they both have their eyesores... I love the stark difference between the two - how the buildings change colour - the way the industrial revolution affected each county...you go from mining to cloth or vice versa.

> P.S Cinders, I've read that thread between you and greasetea. I
> believe I actually have been scarred for life...I had no idea
> the garden had got in such a mess with my absence. My curiosity
> got the better of me...you have corrupt my innocent mind. Oh, my
> frightfully handsome fairy, what am I to do? x

Laughing...Try not to be too alarmed dearest by our somewhat unseemly frivolity! I assure you this is just our own sick and twisted form of affection - each to their own and all that! Yes we are probably as far from you as heaven is from hell - but don't worry I don't think it's catching. We may be obnoxious but we are very careful of the wildlife, we don't pull up plants and we always dispose of our little most carefully...

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Re: divinity/depravity!

>I assure you this is just our own sick and twisted form of affection - each to their own and all that!

Yes I know, but I don't want you influence my little fairy! And I had no idea that Cinders got up to that sort of thing with her Prince, they didn't include that in the fairy story...