Nick Cave and his £45 happy chocolates

[joe frady]

Satire is dead, Dead, DEAD, í say...

https://cavethings.com/collections/cave-things/products/happy-chocolates

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[BookishBoy]

This is absolutely amazing. (Although having said that, if Morrissey were to sell a box of "Unhappy Chocolates" on his site I would actually love it, but then also not buy it.)

 

[GirlAfraidWillNeverLearn]

Good Lord.

Cave's things have been a source of bewilderment for me for quite some time. Doomscolling the selection on display I frequently vacillate between admiration, disgust and slight envy.
I have no desire to purchase anything but I applaud the business sense, poorly hidden behind pseudo-eccentricity and self-absorption.

 

[The Korgis]

Good Lord.



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Obviously made for Kylie. Schweet. (could be her in that pic, haven't got my glasses on?)

 

[Deleted member 29417]

Good Lord.

Cave's things have been a source of bewilderment for me for quite some time. Doomscolling the selection on display I frequently vacillate between admiration, disgust and slight envy.
I have no desire to purchase anything but I applaud the business sense, poorly hidden behind pseudo-eccentricity and self-absorbtion.

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Theatre merch is so genteel compared to that.

 

[GirlAfraidWillNeverLearn]

Obviously made for Kylie. Schweet. (could be her in that pic, haven't got my glasses on?)

Kylie would look so cute in that jumper though.

 

[joe frady]

Is this truly any more laughable/slaggable than an M. scrawled Bowie et al LP...?

https://cavethings.com/collections/prints/products/dog-signed-print

The heart wants what the heart wants...

Even at £300.

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