New Morrissey interview with Fiona Dodwell coming soon

I'll save you the worry. Here it is, in summary...

F: Why are you so great?
M: f*** the Guardian

F: No, really, why are you so great?
M: Would you like to fund the release of my next album?

F: Hmmm, who has cancelled you recently?
M: I want to live in Jakarta

F: Nice.
M: Thank you

F: No, thank you

*repeat ad infinitum*
 
Diddy Dodders, bringing some Christmas cheer to the World of MOZI. A new interview coming VERY soon? Oh boy.
 
looking forward to a horribly lit, awfully staged, uncomfortable, scripted bootlicking interview produced by the nephew.

Interesting that Fiona doesn’t mind being trotted out and used like this when Moz gets himself into pickles.

Think she will ask the most obvious question? Where are the “forthcoming releases” we were promised would “astound” us that “Jesse” announced 4 months ago? Me either.

Everyone on earth wanted to interview him when the stuff was going down with Johnny this summer. He could have talked with Piers Morgan and gotten whatever message on whatever topic out there that he wanted, but he declined. But yes to Dodwell?
 
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One more thing - a question I've asked before without substantive response:

Who is Fiona Dodwell, where did she come from, and why should we pay attention to what she says?
 
What purpose will this interview serve? What does MOZI have to say that he hasn’t already said? Meat is still murder, the Queen is still dead, there still isn’t anyone who wants to release his music and it still isn’t 1963 again.

Come on MOZI, come on Dodders, give us a real hum-dinger of an interview.
 
Who is Fiona Dodwell, where did she come from, and why should we pay attention to what she says?
Let’s do a run of 250 shirts with this question on it. All proceeds go to Salford Lads Club.

I’d love to talk to people in his world from June 2014 and find out wtf happened back then. Blaming Kristeen for getting sick and cancelling shows, followed up weeks later by shitting on Capitol for the first time.

Blaming Kristeen was the first time I remember Moz using “Jesse” to issue a statement as well.
 
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Fiona asks the least interesting questions to the most interesting man, the pandering is so flat and boring - why does he waste his time with her...

I love this photograph! Hopefully, there will be more portrait sessions with M and Ryan in the future.... could do without her completely - pathetic blogger.
 
One more thing - a question I've asked before without substantive response:

Who is Fiona Dodwell, where did she come from, and why should we pay attention to what she says?
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She seems to be some sort of paranormal investigator. Maybe MOZI has recruited her to resurrect his dead career.
 
Ahaaaa Well what great news, I don't care who does the interview. Fiona is fine. Moz feels comfortable with her. Questions Fiona should ask her: State of health ?how are you Moz what really happened to her. Reasons for cancellations, there are many of us who want to hear a few words about it. Frustrated meeting of Smiths., who tells details that he spoke with the peti that is, with Johnny, in what state are his relations with Mar.What happened with his last two albums. Where do you currently live? What does he do in his free time that is a lot... Is it true that he lives in his mother's house when he goes to England? Do you like any special artist of these last years? Who is Damon? Why did Alain leave and why did BOZ B also leave ?? What tour and what places do you plan to visit? Uhhh Moz I would grab you and ask you many things if I were F I wouldn't leave you like that I just squeeze you to questions. Queremps saber Moz . But your health is what matters most to me
 
Full report by Mozuchiss!! we want to know everything... Moz tell us, my life!! You're big, what do you have to lose? We want to see a liberated Moz who tells everything, who is original in his answers, who speaks, because F out of respect is not going to question him. If I grab him, I kill him with questions. that Moz is naughty and has a lot to tell... He plays dumb!! Dale MOz does the full Mozuchiss report! Let's go NENE!!
 

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