New Morrissey album title. EXCLUSIVE!

[anonnymouse]

"I Glaze Proper's Bottom"

 

[Weiß]

Do you really think that is clever or funny?

I'm absolutely amazed that people post such excruciatingly unfunny and base thoughts on a website dedicated to a clever and intelligent lyricist.

Just because the laugh track goes to eleven after every poo-poo joke you hear on Crank Yankers or Mr. Bean, it does not mean that they are clever or funny in real life.

Have some respect for Morrissey, or at least for yourself. If you're going to say something that incredibly stupid, have the decency to put "APNR" for "Asinine post--do not read" in the title of your post. That way we'll all get to ignore your post and you'll still get the jollies of having your name on an internet forum. And while you're at it, try closing your mouth and breathing through your nose.

 

[nonesoever]

I have some suggestions, which include:

"My Fans All Hate Me"

"I've Got No Fans"

"We Hate It When Our Fans Become Successful"
(reference to Radiohead, etc.)

"NorthPole"
(to paraphrase on 'SouthPaw')

or

"Morrissey - You Get The General Idea"

> "I Glaze Proper's Bottom"

 

[Mr.Maturity]

Weiß is gay! He's just jealous that nonny made such a good joke

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: Weiß is gay! He's just jealous that nonny made such a good joke

Your post makes absolutley no sense. Can you explain why anyone, strait or gay,would be jealous of someone who comes here and makes homophobic comments. While your at it, care to explain what you hope to accomplish and what you mean by posting Weiß is gay when he is strait.

 

[suzanne]

> I have some suggestions, which include:

> "My Fans All Hate Me"

> "I've Got No Fans"

oh come on. you know morrissey wouldn't be that bleak and self-defeating. he might say, "julia is the only one who cares" but he won't say that ALL fans hate him!

> "We Hate It When Our Fans Become Successful"
> (reference to Radiohead, etc.)

> "NorthPole"
> (to paraphrase on 'SouthPaw')

> or

> "Morrissey - You Get The General Idea"

"morrissey-if you have one album, you have them all"

"all your quarry are belong to us"

"it was either take night classes or release a new album"

"i am jean veljean"

"i too am excited about rufus wainwright's new tour"

"poor boz"

"too many carbs"

"my recently discovered sex drive"

 

[mr. honesty]

That was fookin funny!

 

[nonesoever]

> oh come on. you know morrissey wouldn't be that bleak and self-defeating.
> he might say, "julia is the only one who cares" but he won't say
> that ALL fans hate him!

LOL.
You might be on to something with this, but what about 'Nobody Loves Us'?
Besides I think he said something along that line after Maladjusted.

"Julia Marry Me!"

> "morrissey-if you have one album, you have them all"

"Morrissey - You Haven't Got Any Of His Albums, Maybe
You Should Try This One" (AKA MYHGAOHAMYSTTO)

> "all your quarry are belong to us"

"Bad Grammar"

> "it was either take night classes or release a new album"

"I Could Have Been A Paralegal"

"I Could Have Been Robbie Williams"
(maybe that would get people in the UK to mistakenly buy the album)

"I Could Have Been The King"
(inline with the royalty theme)

"I Should Have Been A Librarian"

"I've Forgiven You Mother"

"I've Forgiven Humanity"

"I Haven't Forgiven Mike Joyce"

"Maladjusted No More"

"Unreleased"

"Plagiarize"

"Collectors Only"

"I Was Big In The 80s"

"I'm That Guy From That Band, You Know ..."

"The Sun And The Air"

"I Didn't Mean To"

"Alain Made Me Do It"

"Courtney Love Made Me Do It"

"You Got What You've Paid For"

"Your Fans All Say ..."

"Morrissey-Solo"

 

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

Heheh excellent!

> LOL.
> You might be on to something with this, but what about 'Nobody Loves Us'?
> Besides I think he said something along that line after Maladjusted.

> "Julia Marry Me!"

- "Julia Weeping, Moz Clowning"

> "Morrissey - You Haven't Got Any Of His Albums, Maybe
> You Should Try This One" (AKA MYHGAOHAMYSTTO)

- "Morrissey - Seven Years and Counting"

> "Bad Grammar"
- "Southpaw M.C. Hammer"

> "I Could Have Been A Paralegal"

- "I Could Have Been Played On Mainstream radio"

> "I Could Have Been Robbie Williams"
> (maybe that would get people in the UK to mistakenly buy the album)

- "I Could Have Been Elton John"

> "I Could Have Been The King"
> (inline with the royalty theme)

- "I Could Have Been Elvis Costello"

> "I Should Have Been A Librarian"

- "I Should Have Been A Famous Hospital Orderly"

> "I've Forgiven You Mother"
- "I've Forgiven You N.M.E."

> "I've Forgiven Humanity"
- "I've Forgiven IAMS"

> "I Haven't Forgiven Mike Joyce"
- "I've Forgiven Spencer"

> "Maladjusted No More"
- "Well Adjusted""

> "Unreleased"
- "Never Will Sell"

> "Plagiarize"
- "Wide To Deceive"

> "Collectors Only"
- Re-Issued Re-Packaged"

> "I Was Big In The 80s"
- "The First of the New Wave Icons' Career to Die"

> "I'm That Guy From That Band, You Know ..."
- "Ambitious Former Insider"

> "The Sun And The Air"
- "I Have Issues With My Father"

> "I Didn't Mean To"
- "I'd Like To, But Can't, Because I Would Be Outed"

> "Alain Made Me Do It"
- "Alain's Keen"

> "Courtney Love Made Me Do It"
- "Death Of An Indie-Pop Dancer From Grunge Radio Play in the 90's"

> "You Got What You've Paid For"
- "We Hate It When Our Fave Pop Stars Dissappear For Seven Years"

> "Your Fans All Say ..."
- "The National Empty Disco"

> "Morrissey-Solo"
- "Morrissey-Tour Girls Aren't Allowed"

 

[nonesoever]

Re: Heheh excellent!

> - "Julia Weeping, Moz Clowning"
"True To Julia"

> - "Morrissey - Seven Years and Counting"
"The Wait"

> - "Southpaw M.C. Hammer"
"Now On Discount: 10 and 50 cent"

> - "I Could Have Been Played On Mainstream radio"
"Do Not Play!"

> - "I Could Have Been Elton John"
"Elton John's Head On A Plate"
"Elton John For Dinner"

> - "I Could Have Been Elvis Costello"
"Morrissey's Army"

> - "I Should Have Been A Famous Hospital Orderly"
> - "I've Forgiven You N.M.E."
> - "I've Forgiven IAMS"
> - "I've Forgiven Spencer"

> - "Well Adjusted""
LOL

> - "Never Will Sell"
"Never Will Self!"

> - "Wide To Deceive"
"Lawnmower Parts Present:"

> - Re-Issued Re-Packaged"
"Best Of..."

> - "The First of the New Wave Icons' Career to Die"
> - "Ambitious Former Insider"
> - "I Have Issues With My Father"
> - "I'd Like To, But Can't, Because I Would Be Outed"
"Please Stop Me!"

> - "Alain's Keen"
"Alain's Too Kind"

> - "Death Of An Indie-Pop Dancer From Grunge Radio Play in the
> 90's"
"Michael Stipe, Courtney Love and I"

> - "We Hate It When Our Fave Pop Stars Dissappear For Seven
> Years"
"Unwanted: Dead Or Alive"

> - "The National Empty Disco"
"David Tseng"

> - "Morrissey-Tour Girls Aren't Allowed"
"Out Touring"
"My Website"

and finally:

"Dream Of Sleep"

>

 

[suzanne]

> LOL.
> You might be on to something with this, but what about 'Nobody Loves Us'?
> Besides I think he said something along that line after Maladjusted.

> "Julia Marry Me!"

"For a stalker, you are O.K."

> "Morrissey - You Haven't Got Any Of His Albums, Maybe
> You Should Try This One" (AKA MYHGAOHAMYSTTO)

"this album is good, i promise!"

> "Bad Grammar"

> "I Could Have Been A Paralegal"

"I could have been on the dole"

> "I Could Have Been Robbie Williams"
> (maybe that would get people in the UK to mistakenly buy the album)

"one surfer tune away from being Quintan Tarrentino"
"i'm not chris isaak"

"half of my fans want to tie me up and have their way with me, yet i'm not afraid to leave the house"

"i never learned how to cook for a reason"

"it's not too late for me"

"or maybe it is, i don't know."

"i only look like a sweet person"

"we're trying yet another drummer out. don't get too attached"

"i only come down with the flu when i'm on tour."

"get ready for my rocking tambourine solo"

 

[hey nonny nonny]

Better Title...

"Proper choked on me Joystick"

 

[anonnymouse]

Now I've got a better one.

"Proper Charms My Man-gland"

 

[nonesoever]

Boy, you have enough killer titles for the next few Morrissey albums,
not that there's going to be any

> "For a stalker, you are O.K."

LOL
how about "I Know Where You Live!"?

> "this album is good, i promise!"

"No Refunds!"
"I Could Have Done Better"

> "I could have been on the dole"

"I'd Soon Be On The Dole"
"I Was Rich, I Was Poor, Now I Am Neither"
"All Revenues Go To Creditors"

> "one surfer tune away from being Quintan Tarrentino"
> "i'm not chris isaak"

"Pop Friction"
"Chris Isaak Stole My Schtik"
"I Am Chris Isaak"

> "half of my fans want to tie me up and have their way with me, yet
> i'm not afraid to leave the house"

"I Feel Safer Not Being Home"
"I'm Afraid Of Returning Home"

> "i never learned how to cook for a reason"

"Sinatra Loved My Cooking"
"How Do You Like Your Toast?"

> "it's not too late for me"

> "or maybe it is, i don't know."

> "i only look like a sweet person"

"Talking Behind People's Backs"
"Character Annihilation"
"My Fax And I"

> "we're trying yet another drummer out. don't get too attached"

"Dispensable"
"Redundant"

> "i only come down with the flu when i'm on tour."

"Cancelled"

> "get ready for my rocking tambourine solo"

"I Can't Play To Save My Life"
"I'm A Protest Singer"

and my favorite for the day:

"Morrissey: His Specifications, Not By Him"

 

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

More Boredom-Induced Ramblings....

> Boy, you have enough killer titles for the next few Morrissey albums,
> not that there's going to be any

> LOL
> how about "I Know Where You Live!"?
- "Ambitious Stalkers"

> "No Refunds!"
> "I Could Have Done Better"
- "I Could Have Been Chris Isaak"

> "I'd Soon Be On The Dole"
> "I Was Rich, I Was Poor, Now I Am Neither"
> "All Revenues Go To Creditors"
- "Sorrow Has Come To Me In The Courtroom"

> "I Feel Safer Not Being Home"
> "I'm Afraid Of Returning Home"
- "I Can Never Go Back Home Again- Too Many Stalkers"

> "Sinatra Loved My Cooking"
> "How Do You Like Your Toast?"
- "These Boots Weren't Made of Leather"

> "My Fax And I"
- LOL!!
"Exhail And Cry"

> "I Can't Play To Save My Life"
- "End Your Life"

> "I'm A Protest Singer"
- "We Laugh About It Now - But At The Time I Was Terrible"

> and my favorite for the day:

> "Morrissey: His Specifications, Not By Him"
- "The Importance Of Going South With Morrissey"