My new top 10 things Morrissey fans need more of

[The Artist now known as "Mud"]

10. More Religion (read anything by Luke lately? and I am not talking about Yoda's "buddy")

9. More Exercise (there is a reason why Morrissey fans don't mosh anymore)

8. More Sharing (we know someone out there has more unreleased songs)

7. More attendance of the SWEET AND TENDER HOOLIGANS (they may actually be better than the man himself..or shall I say el muchacho?)

6. More compassion

5. More hair gel

4. More french fries

3. More of me, MUD, more MUD (sorry I had to get that in)

2. More Sweet and Tender Hooligans

1. Did I mention SATH? Go see them! More of them.

 

[Mud is LAME]

You are a kiss ass... and you are retarded!

 

[The Artist now known as "Mud"]

> You are a kiss ass... and you are retarded!

Star in any movies lately? Oh, I guess not jerk!

 

[The Artist Formerly Known As "Mud" But Will Be A M]

Mud-Slinging

I did film a commercial last month (see LINK)

cheers


My IBM Commercial

 

[Dead inside]

> 10. More Religion (read anything by Luke lately? and I am not talking
> about Yoda's "buddy")

> 9. More Exercise (there is a reason why Morrissey fans don't mosh anymore)

> 8. More Sharing (we know someone out there has more unreleased songs)

> 7. More attendance of the SWEET AND TENDER HOOLIGANS (they may actually be
> better than the man himself..or shall I say el muchacho?)

> 6. More compassion

> 5. More hair gel

Hair gel??? Oh please, this is enough, I won't read the rest.

> 4. More french fries

> 3. More of me, MUD, more MUD (sorry I had to get that in)

> 2. More Sweet and Tender Hooligans

> 1. Did I mention SATH? Go see them! More of them.

 

[Booooop]

Re: top 10

> 10. More Religion (read anything by Luke lately? and I am not talking
> about Yoda's "buddy")

Please, go thump your bible elsewhere.

> 9. More Exercise (there is a reason why Morrissey fans don't mosh anymore)

Moshing goes out of style once you hit 22. If you're moshing anytime after that age, you just look like an idiot.

> 8. More Sharing (we know someone out there has more unreleased songs)

Ok

> 7. More attendance of the SWEET AND TENDER HOOLIGANS (they may actually be
> better than the man himself..or shall I say el muchacho?)

What drugs are you on?

> 6. More compassion

Puh-leeze!!

> 5. More hair gel

hair gel = out /hair wax = in

> 4. More french fries

You were worried about exercise and fat Moz fans and you want more french fries?

> 3. More of me, MUD, more MUD (sorry I had to get that in)

My my, the fantasy lands we live in.

> 2. More Sweet and Tender Hooligans

See #7

> 1. Did I mention SATH? Go see them! More of them.

Ugh

 

[The Artist Formerly Known As "Mud" But Will Be A M]

IMPOSTER-DUDE: Lemme Clear Some Things Up For You

> 10. More Religion (read anything by Luke lately? and I am not talking
> about Yoda's "buddy")
- I am an Atheist

> 9. More Exercise (there is a reason why Morrissey fans don't mosh anymore)
- whatever, who-ever you are

> 8. More Sharing (we know someone out there has more unreleased songs)
- whatever man

> 7. More attendance of the SWEET AND TENDER HOOLIGANS (they may actually be
> better than the man himself..or shall I say el muchacho?)
- I have been to 2 SATH shows in 3 years. They are a great tribute band, but I've seen them a hundred million times and really haven't needed my plugging them here for years- and Jose would be insulted by the suggestion that they are better than the Man himself...

> 6. More compassion
- okay

> 5. More hair gel
- whatever buddy

> 4. More french fries
- whatever fella

> 3. More of me, MUD, more MUD (sorry I had to get that in)
- please, dude... the nickname is a joke that you obviously never got

> 2. More Sweet and Tender Hooligans
- whatever bro

> 1. Did I mention SATH? Go see them! More of them.
- yet another reason why I never take these message board or other psycho-web-stalking Internet freaks too seriuosly

 

[dontcha]

you forgot more sex and more new Moz songs

 

[Big Bad Bill is Sweet]

Re: Sex is boring.

 

[Lifeguard Sleeping]

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