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Ever since I got into Morrissey, my Mother has been coming up with very choice statements about the man himself. The conversation I had with her today about going to see him in England took the biscuit, though. I thought I should post a collection of her finest moments:
Tonights convo:
Me:"I'm so excited!! I can't wait to see him in Jan!"
Mammy:"What are you excited about? Sure aren't you giving him his bread and butter? And does he appreciate it?"
Me:"What do you think?"
Mammy:"Well, he's going around in his dressing robe saying 'amn't I rich?' When you meet him you should ask him what he does with his money"
On hearing "Such a litle thing makes........"
Mammy:"God, isn't he very kinky"
When Morrissey was on Jonathon Ross with Robbie Williams
Me:"Mammy, hasn't Morrissey a lovely smile?"
Mammy:"He'll do, I suppose"
Random Comment, can't remember it's origins...
Mammy:"He wouldn't look twice at the side of the street you were on"
Another random convo - sometimes I just like to ask my Mam questions
about Moz to annoy her
Me:"Mam, what do you think Morrisseys' doing now?"
Mammy:"He's probably out gadding about the town, with his women and his millions"
One Sunday evening
Me:"Mam, Morrissey likes red wine too"
Mammy:"Does he now? Well, that might keep him quiet......."
My Mam seems to think that Morrissey is a crooner type, of the Tom Jones ilk. Does anyone elses' Mother have thoughts on Morrissey? And if so, what are they?
Tonights convo:
Me:"I'm so excited!! I can't wait to see him in Jan!"
Mammy:"What are you excited about? Sure aren't you giving him his bread and butter? And does he appreciate it?"
Me:"What do you think?"
Mammy:"Well, he's going around in his dressing robe saying 'amn't I rich?' When you meet him you should ask him what he does with his money"
On hearing "Such a litle thing makes........"
Mammy:"God, isn't he very kinky"
When Morrissey was on Jonathon Ross with Robbie Williams
Me:"Mammy, hasn't Morrissey a lovely smile?"
Mammy:"He'll do, I suppose"
Random Comment, can't remember it's origins...
Mammy:"He wouldn't look twice at the side of the street you were on"
Another random convo - sometimes I just like to ask my Mam questions
about Moz to annoy her
Me:"Mam, what do you think Morrisseys' doing now?"
Mammy:"He's probably out gadding about the town, with his women and his millions"
One Sunday evening
Me:"Mam, Morrissey likes red wine too"
Mammy:"Does he now? Well, that might keep him quiet......."
My Mam seems to think that Morrissey is a crooner type, of the Tom Jones ilk. Does anyone elses' Mother have thoughts on Morrissey? And if so, what are they?
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