My list of Christmas presents for Morrissey and stuff

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greasetea

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those that celebrate anything else can kiss my menorah, kwanzaa pee-ing ass.

David Tseng-a big bowl of egg drop soup

Cinderella-a good hard orgasm (so her body quivers like she's pulling an Ian Curtis)

Fabricio-a salary equivalent to his value

Mimi-a billion-million yen and a big stop sign

Wicked Wendy-a vial of some level four virus

Boyfriend in a coma-a vibrator for hinny hinny funny fun

Unloveable(the real one)-a martini and some hard boiled ovulated eggs

...merry porno-christmas sh.itbricks.
 
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wicked wendy

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> Wicked Wendy-a vial of some level four virus

Well, Mr. Rastapopoulos,

thankyou kidneyly, but I already got that level in my collection.

Other options I asked Santa:

1) The book "Pee-holism" by Jo Sleep.
2) A candle-night sinner with Elvis Presbyterian who strolled off to Teneriffy.
3) A zip-file format of the Complete Erotic Conversations between Morrissey and Annalisa Jablonska.
4) A new pic of Anton Corbijn by Anton Corbijn, used as sleeve on the "!Oye Antón! DVD. Distributed by Howie & Calvin Klein.
5) Linder's "Morrissey shot. The Revenge".
6) A monthly parking fee.

For the rest, I hope Xmas will turn out to be an invention of the Vatican. And Boz Boorer an invention of Frank Sinatra.

Have a nice daze!
Vicky Vice.
 
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L'Estrange

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> those that celebrate anything else can kiss my menorah, kwanzaa
> pee-ing ass.

> David Tseng-a big bowl of egg drop soup

> Cinderella-a good hard orgasm (so her body quivers like she's
> pulling an Ian Curtis)

> Fabricio-a salary equivalent to his value

> Mimi-a billion-million yen and a big stop sign

> Wicked Wendy-a vial of some level four virus

> Boyfriend in a coma-a vibrator for hinny hinny funny fun

> Unloveable(the real one)-a martini and some hard boiled ovulated
> eggs

> ...merry porno-christmas sh.itbricks.

Where is Morrissey's present?
P.s - and your own?
 
S

Superszar

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> Where is Morrissey's present?
> P.s - and your own?

Ok, here goes: Two lumps in my pantalones.
You got me?
 
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Boyfriend in a Coma

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> those that celebrate anything else can kiss my menorah, kwanzaa
> pee-ing ass.

> David Tseng-a big bowl of egg drop soup

> Cinderella-a good hard orgasm (so her body quivers like she's
> pulling an Ian Curtis)

> Fabricio-a salary equivalent to his value

> Mimi-a billion-million yen and a big stop sign

> Wicked Wendy-a vial of some level four virus

> Boyfriend in a coma-a vibrator for hinny hinny funny fun

Thanks Tea! Just what I wished for!

> Unloveable(the real one)-a martini and some hard boiled ovulated
> eggs

> ...merry porno-christmas sh.itbricks.
 
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