My encounter today at Spankey's Adult World

[CrystalGeezer]

So I'm telling the clerk that my purchase clearly states "batteries included" when...nah I'm just kidding. I didn't go there today.

 

[dunya]

But you could have made up a story to amuse us...

 

[DAVIE]

.......Who has a blow up doll here?!!!

 

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...A friend gave me a "Blow up" Torso only, with huge plastic breasts ( and a "Cavity", which "Squeezed and writhed/wriggled" when a small air-bulb was Pressed ( allegedly....the answer to the OBVIOUSLY next question is NO, I never tried it out...)as a Gift once.....

I took it into the factory where I worked at the time( Fords, Halewood, UK), to show to the lads as a sort of "Joke"...and somebody stole it from my bag...never saw it/her again....
P.S, my mate Karen can do a fantastic "Sex-Doll" facial impression....if someone can explan (VERRRY simply, please...I am a complete twonk with computers..)
I will post a pic to prove it....

 

[billy scissors]

.......Who has a blow up doll here?!!!

I had a blow up man.Blowing him up was fun but the sex was always a let down

 

[bucks boy]

oh crystal you had me going then,if you didnt go spankeys to day where did you go

 

[DAVIE]

HAHA, Billy you naughty thing! Why f*** plastic?

 

[billy scissors]

HAHA, Billy you naughty thing! Why f*** plastic?

I didnt,he kept going down on me

 

[DAVIE]

*coughs and chokes to death by that remark*

 

[Hellie]

I stood behind this poor red faced young guy in Ann Summers once purchasing something large and requiring batteries..when the check out girl squealed at him in a really loud voice..."ooh I love that one it really hits the spot"" and we all giggled...and he fled...

 

[DAVIE]

Why do I feel like an innocent 9 year old all of a sudden?

 

[billy scissors]

I stood behind this poor red faced young guy in Ann Summers once purchasing something large and requiring batteries..when the check out girl squealed at him in a really loud voice..."ooh I love that one it really hits the spot"" and we all giggled...and he fled...

You cant have a flick (pun intended) through the jazz mags anymore.Theyre wrapped in plastic.(So I've heard)

 

[Mad Vespa]

I have a cleaner (one a fortnight) who empies all my bins - the one time I got something quirky from a website they noticed the packaging ... mortal!

 

[Hellie]

You cant have a flick (pun intended) through the jazz mags anymore.Theyre wrapped in plastic.(So I've heard)

Indeed and quite right too..when I get mine home i don't want it covered in your DNA ta very much....

 

[Kewpie]

ahahaha

Indeed and quite right too..when I get mine home i don't want it covered in your DNA ta very much....

I remember you once posted that postman accidentally delivered you some adult toys of your neighbours'.

 

[billy scissors]

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I remember you once posted that postman accidentally delivered you some adult toys of your neighbours'.

thats what they all say

 

[DAVIE]

Re: ahahaha

It's it weird that The Pigsty is slowly overcoming the whole of Morrissey forums in some massive thick black cloud!

 

[Hellie]

Re: ahahaha

I remember you once posted that postman accidentally delivered you some adult toys of your neighbours'.

Yep..wished I'd kept them lol...

 

[Jackie London]

Re: ahahaha

dis Hellie's secret box....

 

[Hellie]

Re: ahahaha

dis Hellie's secret box....

Hey where's my glow in the dark..light up Star Wars Lightsaber vibrator?...it must be buried.

I kid you not.