That has to be one of the oddest f***ing things I've seen in my life. You're a strange girl.
But, oh-ho... let me tell you, I've made a few girls eyes pop out of their heads in my time. What with my massive penis 'n all.
In the very long and extremely cold queue. It was pretty hard not to notice you, as you wouldn't stop yelling out Morrissey and clapping non-stop. But that's okay, you had a lot of energy, I guess.
That doesn't even make sense.