Tears of anger and frustration, perhaps. It depends on whether or not he passes Vegan Boot Camp or goes back to being a cheese-eating surrender murderer. I seriously couldn't give a rat's arse what happens to him. He is rich enough to afford the best medical care in the world and die in a tranquil coma, unless, of course, he goes back to eating cheese and is summarily executed by a Vegan Bin Laden: to make an example of Cheesetarianist Crank-Frauds. Obviously, such an assassination would be deplorable and I would counsel anyone against such terrorism, but it's only a matter of time before a real Psycho-Killer-Vegan-Super-Drone arises within the Animal Liberation equivalent of Al Quaeda. And such stuff happens everday in Kentucky Fried Shit. Morrissey's life is, after all, no more important than that of a chicken so it somebody wrings his neck, he possibly won't be that surprised.
Yes, Morrissey has failed, like all the other pathetic PETA-esque 'negotiators'. It's time for a real Uprising. It will come from nowhere, just like 9/11 and everyone will be doing the whole SMFH! wondering how and why the 'authorities' didn't sense the threat lurking in the shadows. I absolutely abhor and renounce terrorism and that's mainly why I instigated #Cheesegate . To keep Morrissey safe from possible harm from an unbalanced fan-atic of mine. Sharon saw the *signs*, heard them from The Birds, so because we love Morrissey in a non-trivial, rational and empathetic way, we decided to save his life and his immortal soul from the sulphurous smegma stench of Cheezy Panini hell.
As for The Beatles: grow up. No serious person outside of Manchester would seriously imagine that The Smiths or Morrissey can hold a candle to the Fab Four. Utterly delusional and poor, bitter twisted Morrissey had to finally acknowledge '4 songs' to stop making a total arse of himself, just like he did with The Rolling Stones. Of course, "BrummieBoy" famously dissed and dismissed the dire Diva Dorrissey at the Cannock Chase Smith's gig once he realised that Morrissey was a delusional fame-hag. Waving nonchalantly to the stage he told is assembled disciples that this impersonator from Manchester was well known for trolling BB in Moseley cafe society where he had picked up on one of BB's throw-away memes: "So, we have The Life Of "Eleanor Rigby" set to a song diary, sung by Charles Hawtry posing as James Dean now and Oscar Wilde when Dorrissey gets fat. Tres amusant! But let's remember we have Lawrence!"
Guilty? Morrissey can take his dentures out and give me a gum-job. How's that for a respectful response to your ludicrous, manipulative fan-bait ululation? Next!
NB: Hello to everyone on the Sunday Morning shift at GCHQ! Great to meet some of you at the Beth Hart show on Thurs in Cheltenham and Friday in Brissl. Now, look around at each other and try and figure out who's the double-agents feeding BB's plans for #GlastoUprisingForAnimals
Morrissey is now BB's boot-camp prison bitch and so are MI5/MI6. Fools. Did you seriously think I'd crossed over to the Dark Side just because "I ate a steak to infiltrate the Carnist temples of hate"? That's a lyric to BB's first 45rpm entitled "VegAnarchy In The UK", which will 'drop' like a neutron bomb on 9/11/16 once BB's daughter goes off to Univ. Yes, he is 'manifesting' again, in the guise of a Shy Bald Buddhist From Birmingham who sleeps with Badgers in The Shire.
f*** Morrissey's 30 year career Cheesetarian epicFAIL! If he gets his arse in gear at BB's boot-camp he might yet finally release His Vegan Voice and die with at least one album that doesn't stink of cheese-breath. Not that BB cares as he'll do it himself now, after 30 years of imprisonment, he is 'manifesting'. The world will spin off it's axis once he hits 'send' and posts "VegAnarchy In The UK" to YouTube. But he might change his mind. Again. And leave it all for Posthumous, just to prove he was always 4Real when he said he intended to destroy the very notion of 'fame, fame, fatal fame' that tossers like Morrissey wasted their lives on. And if Morrissey wants to argue with BB he can turn up at his house and thrash it out. How long does anyone think Morrissey would survive in the ring with BB? Intellectually? Artistically? Physically? Knockout in Round 1.
"Art-Hounds....look like nothing...so Art-Hounds write something". You're looking pretty decrepit yourself now Steven. It must be THE CANCER! How sad for you if it turns out to be real and you troll yourself to an early grave. No flowers, donation to PETA, presumably. Now f***ing shape up for boot-camp tomorrow morning on the Brecons. It's a 4:00am start and you better not do that mommy's boy shit again.
best
BB
"the Vegan-Psycho-Killer-Super-Drone who Saved Morrissey"
you act like a child.
