Mr. T has died....

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DeadLinDy

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Mr. T died last night in his sleep of unknown causes. He was best known as B.A. Baracus from the 80's TV show The A-Team, he was also involved in professional wrestling for a number of years, after starring in Rocky III as "Clubber Lang" where he met Hulk Hogan. Hulk was quoted today as saying " I'm very sorry to hear that, he was a great man who loved god and his mother. I know he always trained and said his prayers but unfortunately he didn't take his vitamins." According to his family he could not handle swallowing pills, so they would try and put them in his milk, but eventually gave up because Mr T complained that "This milk tastes funky."

Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough south side ghetto of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects. His father left when Laurence was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a month welfare in a three-room apartment.

Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive in the area; he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see my brothers!". His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic memory." Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went a little astray -- playing hooky, cursing, acting tough, being disrespectful -- he was a well-behaved child. (He worried about how his mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble.)

He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a football star, studied martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion. He won a scholarship to play football at Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but he was thrown out after a year.

He will be sorely missed by many fans.
 
> Mr. T died last night in his sleep of unknown causes. He was best known as
> B.A. Baracus from the 80's TV show The A-Team, he was also involved in
> professional wrestling for a number of years, after starring in Rocky III
> as "Clubber Lang" where he met Hulk Hogan. Hulk was quoted today
> as saying " I'm very sorry to hear that, he was a great man who loved
> god and his mother. I know he always trained and said his prayers but
> unfortunately he didn't take his vitamins." According to his family
> he could not handle swallowing pills, so they would try and put them in
> his milk, but eventually gave up because Mr T complained that "This
> milk tastes funky."

> Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough south side
> ghetto of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has
> four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects. His
> father left when Laurence was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a
> month welfare in a three-room apartment.

> Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive
> in the area; he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see
> my brothers!". His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong
> influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be
> no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most
> of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just
> daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic
> memory." Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went
> a little astray -- playing hooky, cursing, acting tough, being
> disrespectful -- he was a well-behaved child. (He worried about how his
> mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble.)

> He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a football star, studied
> martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion. He won a
> scholarship to play football at Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but
> he was thrown out after a year.

> He will be sorely missed by many fans.

~what the? i just thought this odd... carry on all.
 
oh no! Not Mr T!

i pity the fool that don't like Mr. T....or his team of crimefighting gymnasts.

> Mr. T died last night in his sleep of unknown causes. He was best known as
> B.A. Baracus from the 80's TV show The A-Team, he was also involved in
> professional wrestling for a number of years, after starring in Rocky III
> as "Clubber Lang" where he met Hulk Hogan. Hulk was quoted today
> as saying " I'm very sorry to hear that, he was a great man who loved
> god and his mother. I know he always trained and said his prayers but
> unfortunately he didn't take his vitamins." According to his family
> he could not handle swallowing pills, so they would try and put them in
> his milk, but eventually gave up because Mr T complained that "This
> milk tastes funky."

> Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough south side
> ghetto of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has
> four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects. His
> father left when Laurence was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a
> month welfare in a three-room apartment.

> Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive
> in the area; he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see
> my brothers!". His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong
> influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be
> no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most
> of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just
> daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic
> memory." Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went
> a little astray -- playing hooky, cursing, acting tough, being
> disrespectful -- he was a well-behaved child. (He worried about how his
> mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble.)

> He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a football star, studied
> martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion. He won a
> scholarship to play football at Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but
> he was thrown out after a year.

> He will be sorely missed by many fans.
 
RIP Mr T, for I pity the fool.
 
source?

Search engines show no reports of his death, nor does Wiki.
 
Re: source?

> Search engines show no reports of his death, nor does Wiki.

i concur... i just found this floating around somewhere... i thought if i stuck it up here someone would enlighten me. maybe i should have stated that in the first place... thanks math.

have you found those underwear you've been searching for?

^L^
 
tour merch underwear

> have you found those underwear you've been searching for?

No, my heart is still 100% here for the taking, unless the report of the merchandise in the Stockholm comments was in error or a joke...

love, math+
 
DeadLinDy (aka Jenny ?) obviously wants to be mentioned on J Woss show on friday.. Mr T is a guest...
 
> DeadLinDy (aka Jenny ?) obviously wants to be mentioned on J Woss show on
> friday.. Mr T is a guest...
i heard that heis really dead?
 
> DeadLinDy (aka Jenny ?) obviously wants to be mentioned on J Woss show on
> friday.. Mr T is a guest...

may Mr. T take them behind the studio and teach them a lesson.
 
The main body of that artical came from here -
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001558/bio

**grrr**
 
> The main body of that artical came from here -
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001558/bio **grrr**

Tell em what theyve won Bob!!!!
 
> Tell em what theyve won Bob!!!!

A speedboat!?!?!

''Please'' let it be a speed boat!
 
> may Mr. T take them behind the studio and teach them a lesson.

Or Mini-T!
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/emrtds.jpg

I wonder what The Gooch would've thought of Arnold's tube-socks.
 
> A speedboat!?!?!

> ''Please'' let it be a speed boat!

Oh... im sorry...its not a speed boat............................................................... ITS TWO SPEED BOATS!!!!
Thats right!!! 2~!!

(APPLAUSE)
 
> Oh... im sorry...its not a speed
> boat............................................................... ITS
> TWO SPEED BOATS!!!!
> Thats right!!! 2~!!

> (APPLAUSE)

Yay!

One for week days and one for weekends!
 
> Mr. T died last night in his sleep of unknown causes. He was best known as
> B.A. Baracus from the 80's TV show The A-Team, he was also involved in
> professional wrestling for a number of years, after starring in Rocky III
> as "Clubber Lang" where he met Hulk Hogan. Hulk was quoted today
> as saying " I'm very sorry to hear that, he was a great man who loved
> god and his mother. I know he always trained and said his prayers but
> unfortunately he didn't take his vitamins." According to his family
> he could not handle swallowing pills, so they would try and put them in
> his milk, but eventually gave up because Mr T complained that "This
> milk tastes funky."

> Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough south side
> ghetto of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has
> four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects. His
> father left when Laurence was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a
> month welfare in a three-room apartment.

> Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive
> in the area; he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see
> my brothers!". His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong
> influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be
> no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most
> of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just
> daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic
> memory." Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went
> a little astray -- playing hooky, cursing, acting tough, being
> disrespectful -- he was a well-behaved child. (He worried about how his
> mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble.)

> He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a football star, studied
> martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion. He won a
> scholarship to play football at Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but
> he was thrown out after a year.

> He will be sorely missed by many fans.

Where did you see this? I scoured the AP sites and didn't see shit. I think you're f***ing lying.
 
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