Mr Smith(non Moz)fao Sheelagh

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Sad to say it looks like the luverly Mr Smith overdid it at the weekend again.No posts from him means he was not in work since thats the only net access he has.Unless his mammy goes to bingo!She doesnt let him on the net in case he goes on porn sites and shes afraid he might discover what she does for a living!!!!!
 
Nah, I reckon he's in rehab again. Those feckin twelve steps again...I told his ma to get rid of that bleedin toaster. He should be alright though, coz I've just kied and told her that internet connection is only 1p an hour. That should give him leeway till the next bill comes in...
 
> Nah, I reckon he's in rehab again. Those feckin twelve steps again...I
> told his ma to get rid of that bleedin toaster. He should be alright
> though, coz I've just kied and told her that internet connection is only
> 1p an hour. That should give him leeway till the next bill comes in...
Sorry for showing my ignorance again my dearest but what exactly is kied?Talk proper, have you forgotten where you come from?Oops, thats a leading question but you know what I mean.
 
> Sorry for showing my ignorance again my dearest but what exactly is
> kied?Talk proper, have you forgotten where you come from?Oops, thats a
> leading question but you know what I mean.

Hello Sheelagh and Domestos Salad, I've been on the pop-tarts too.
It was a pretty bad batch recently. If the toaster overdone them:
Then God help the man, that's all I can say!!!!
I think you know where I'm comin from here????
 
> Hello Sheelagh and Domestos Salad, I've been on the pop-tarts too.
> It was a pretty bad batch recently. If the toaster overdone them:
> Then God help the man, that's all I can say!!!!
> I think you know where I'm comin from here????

I heard he fell into a crevice over the weekend and hasn't found his way out yet.
 
> I heard he fell into a crevice over the weekend and hasn't found his way
> out yet.
Yeah but who's crevice?
 
Re: who is mr.smith?

He's just another deranged Moz fan who puts pointless posts on here but his are funny.At the moment he is fighting a severe pop tart habit so much so that he wasn't even at work today.And last year he played Benicassim as a bass player (temp) for a reasonably well known Irish band.That should embarrass him.He doesnt come out at night cos his mum doesnt allow him!
 
> Hello Sheelagh and Domestos Salad, I've been on the pop-tarts too.
> It was a pretty bad batch recently. If the toaster overdone them:
> Then God help the man, that's all I can say!!!!
> I think you know where I'm comin from here????
Hello to you.Spent the day wondering about Marc Almond and plucking grey hairs out of my head.They might look distinguished on Moz but its different for girls!Still could be worse,if you know what I mean.
 
hellooooooooo

> He's just another deranged Moz fan who puts pointless posts on here but
> his are funny.At the moment he is fighting a severe pop tart habit so much
> so that he wasn't even at work today.And last year he played Benicassim as
> a bass player (temp) for a reasonably well known Irish band.That should
> embarrass him.He doesnt come out at night cos his mum doesnt allow him!

which band is that then? how come nobody told me about this .tsssk
 
Re: hellooooooooo

> which band is that then? how come nobody told me about this .tsssk
JJ72,DONT KNOW IF YOU EVER HEARD OF THEM.DONT TELL HIM I SAID OWT,HE'LL KILL ME.
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

No,unfortunately he's not that good looking,he played with them temporarily before she became an official member.Although he did used to wear lipstick and liked to be called Jennifer but thats another story!
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

> No,unfortunately he's not that good looking,he played with them
> temporarily before she became an official member.Although he did used to
> wear lipstick and liked to be called Jennifer but thats another story!

I think your giving far too much away there know - remember what he could say about you...
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

> I think your giving far too much away there know - remember what he could
> say about you...
Dont worry,I've known him longer than he knows me so I've got way more dirt!
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

> Dont worry,I've known him longer than he knows me so I've got way more
> dirt!

Still, kudos to the little bugger for playing Benicassim, it's more than Moz managed.... even though he had his own flight problems...the pisshead!

Here, domestos, he'll bleedin batter you for letting this out, good job you didn't mention The Remain... oops!!!
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

> Still, kudos to the little bugger for playing Benicassim, it's more than
> Moz managed.... even though he had his own flight problems...the pisshead!

> Here, domestos, he'll bleedin batter you for letting this out, good job
> you didn't mention The Remain... oops!!!
He'll have to catch me before he can kill me and I have a souped up zimmer frame these days.Think I'll hit the sack now anyhow,God knows I need my beauty sleep!
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

> Still, kudos to the little bugger for playing Benicassim, it's more than
> Moz managed.... even though he had his own flight problems...the pisshead!

> Here, domestos, he'll bleedin batter you for letting this out, good job
> you didn't mention The Remain... oops!!!

right then don't tell me .*sulk*
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

You can surprise him tomorrow ( if he ever gets back to work), with all your worldly knowledge, it'll freak him out. On the downside, I think I'd better start packing.....
 
Re: Mr Smith is Sarah Fox ? We won't tell a soul ...

> right then don't tell me .*sulk*
I think that it was in Spain he picked up his habit,luckily the rest of the band thought a young female bass player would be preferable to a pop tart munching bloke with questionable taste in music.Unfortunately though having acquired this expensive habit he now goes to extraordinary lengths to finance it.Last we heard he had actually taken on a 9 to 5 job.Oh well.....
 
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