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FWD.

 

[Carlisle baz]

Much like life, there's some good:
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The Sitwell one gets my vote.
Regards,
FWD.

Yes mine too, the stand out one , can remember getting one of her in 91/ 92.

 

[Benny-the-British-Butcher]

Why is it that Steven uses old photos of himself for these t-shirts?
Reckon he may have a problem looking in the mirror and cannot deal with the “Quilloughby“ he has become, innit !!!

THE WORLD IS LAUGHING

Benny

 

[Benny-the-British-Butcher]

Vaseline Finger, Diesel kneeling before him, maybe?

Benny

 

[Lujissey.]

Moz will always be beautiful!!! It has charms that transcend the physical appearance!!! But in my opinion he continues to be attractive, he has sweet blue eyes and unrivalled gestures, my Mozzy is very charming

 

[Deleted member 29235]

I'm curious as to why two of the t-shirts apparently feature the white rose of York.

 

[gashonthenail]

I'm curious as to why two of the t-shirts apparently feature the white rose of York.

Curiosity killed the prat.

 

[Deleted member 29235]

Curiosity killed the prat.

That must have sounded so clever when you ran it around your head. And yet, as soon as you typed it in and hit 'enter' you realised that all you'd actually done is made an enormous tit of yourself. Never mind, better luck next time eh?

 

[gashonthenail]

Couldn't they find more recent pictures to use? It's almost if the 'current' Morrissey doesn't sell

That t-shirt giving the finger has your name all over it, Skinny.

 

[Johnny]

I have to be honest I don't think I have liked a single T Shirt on that site.

 

[Eldritch]

A middle finger. How juvenile, witless and -- in the end -- impotent. Giving the finger signifies nothing, it changes nothing; if your only option is an empty gesture, you have no options. Just like those "f*** Harvest" T-shirts this shows how devoid of intelligence the man (and yes, no matter what he says, he is indeed a typical late-middle-aged male, with all the typical delusions of grandeur and pet hates) is these days.

 

[Deleted member 29417]

I have zero idea how you can look at Morrissey's interviews & think they're typical of old blokes.

 

[Carlisle baz]

I'm curious as to why two of the t-shirts apparently feature the white rose of York.

Well spotted... I take it you HAVE been to Specksavers

 

[Deleted member 29235]

Well spotted... I take it you HAVE been to Specksavers

Heh, no I make do with my Amazon reading glasses.

 

[Banbury Moz Army]

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These new additions/variants are not showing on the US site currently.
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Morrissey Official Online Store | MPORIUM

The official Morrissey store - shop all the latest Morrissey merchandise including Morrissey tees, t-shirts, sweatshirts, accessories and much more.

uk.mporium.org

FWD.

Dig the first one where's me card......

 

[Eldritch]

I have zero idea how you can look at Morrissey's interviews & think they're typical of old blokes.

The bitterness, nostalgia for the past, grumbling about the present, the petulance, sense of entitlement, paranoia...

 

[Carlisle baz]

The bitterness, nostalgia for the past, grumbling about the present, the petulance, sense of entitlement, paranoia...

Who Karen?

 

[Deleted member 29417]

The bitterness, nostalgia for the past, grumbling about the present, the petulance, sense of entitlement, paranoia...

You've not been reading them properly - he's a minority artist who has always seen himself under or misrepresented in popular culture. He's very warm about anything that struggles to be heard, or has died trying & is infuriated that the business irons out quirks for mainstream consumption.

The fact he's 61 & never compromised with all that malarkey is pretty impressive, but it makes a career even harder.

 

[Morrissey's left nut]

He's making a crude gesture!!!

I wish there was a bit more elegance in his aesthetic. Just to help his public image.

But then I did buy Angel Dude.

He looks like Popeye's ugly uncle. The middle finger is the least crude part of it.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

speaking of idiots.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

Yes! Perhaps Cash was the first musician to popularize this?

Far as I can figure, Mozart was the first musician
to popularize flippin' the Bird.
Mighta been someone before him, but I weren't
aware of it.