Mporium UK: "Old favourites return @ the Mporium" (July 10, 2020)

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Vulgarian
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Via promotional email.
Regards,
FWD.
 

Light Housework

"A bond of trust has been abused." - Morrissey
Onlookers will take it literally, and believe it means the wearer has covid-19.
 
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Eli Terate

Guest
Dear Mpportunistic tossers,
I'm saving my money for when Morrissey's mum dies and you (meaning, people in Bangladesh) make a tshirt with a picture of her face, massive angel wings sprouting from her ears.
But do keep filling the planet with junk. It's now or never.
👏

(Meanwhile, somewhere, a turtle chokes on a bit of plastic from an old discarded cd case...See? "Maladjusted" had some usefulness after all.)

$"Maybe you met the love of your life wearing a piece of merchandise that sparked the initial conversation?$

Damon was wearing a white " f*** Msolo'" polo shirt...Across the room, Morrissey instantly KNEW he was The One.
 
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Deleted member 29417

Guest
Dear Mpportunistic tossers,
I'm saving my money for when Morrissey's mum dies and you (meaning, people in Bangladesh) make a tshirt with a picture of her face, massive angel wings sprouting from her ears.
But do keep filling the planet with junk. It's now or never.
👏

(Meanwhile, somewhere, a turtle chokes on a bit of plastic from an old discarded cd case...See? "Maladjusted" had some usefulness after all.)

$"Maybe you met the love of your life wearing a piece of merchandise that sparked the initial conversation?$

Damon was wearing a white " f*** Msolo'" polo shirt...Across the room, Morrissey instantly KNEW he was The One.

Get knotted - I love the Angel Dude t-shirt.
 
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