Mporium (UK): new additions (October 2, 2020)

Morrissey Official Online Store | MPORIUM

The official Morrissey store - shop all the latest Morrissey merchandise including Morrissey tees, t-shirts, sweatshirts, accessories and much more.

uk.mporium.org

Via marketing email.
Regards,
FWD.

 

[gordyboy9]

Looking at your usual semi-illiterate writing style, I'm reminded of this quote from Lord Chesterfield:
“Words are the dress of thoughts; which should no more be presented in rags, tatters, and dirt than your person should.”
If your sartorial appearance is anything like your writing style I can only assume that you look like Rab C. Nesbitt.

what a twat,while your reading lord chesterfield im on bigtitzone,your not a man your a book loving roaster,what a plank o wid.regarding rab c watched an episode last week,still hilarious.

 

[Radis Noir]

what a twat,while your reading lord chesterfield im on bigtitzone,your not a man your a book loving roaster,what a plank o wid.regarding rab c watched an episode last week,still hilarious.

You get a mention in one episode: "There's a funnel up his arse and a breeze between his ears."

 

[Mozmar]

Looking at your usual semi-illiterate writing style, I'm reminded of this quote from Lord Chesterfield:
“Words are the dress of thoughts; which should no more be presented in rags, tatters, and dirt than your person should.”
If your sartorial appearance is anything like your writing style I can only assume that you look like Rab C. Nesbitt.

That's the best, & most hilarious, post I've ever seen from you. I did, honestly, actually burst out laughing. I commend the Lord Chesterfield quote to the House.

 

[Radis Noir]

That's the best, & most hilarious, post I've ever seen from you. I did, honestly, actually burst out laughing. I commend the Lord Chesterfield quote to the House.

He's worth checking out for other quotes as well.

 

[carlislebaz]

Who designs this shit? He could have such good merchandise, but 99% of the T-shirts on there are just awful.
The 1% that isn’t awful is, of course, the one with the Neville Grey image that I made and was subsequently used without credit.

I predicted a looming court case why Gary Neville, surely you could have chosen a better Man U player than him ... saying that him and carro are the new saint and grievsey to me.... you could be to young to remember the latter ??

 

[Eldritch]

Not every one of the designs on offer is bad, but some are -- and there is absolutely no general aesthetic or style. It's like every shirt is designed by a different person, with hugely varying abilities. I also wonder why would anyone buy any of these.

 

[Banbury Moz Army]

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Morrissey Official Online Store | MPORIUM

The official Morrissey store - shop all the latest Morrissey merchandise including Morrissey tees, t-shirts, sweatshirts, accessories and much more.

uk.mporium.org

Via marketing email.
Regards,
FWD.

Picked this one recently from Etsy, always some decent stuff lurking around

 

[Banbury Moz Army]

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Morrissey Official Online Store | MPORIUM

The official Morrissey store - shop all the latest Morrissey merchandise including Morrissey tees, t-shirts, sweatshirts, accessories and much more.

uk.mporium.org

Via marketing email.
Regards,
FWD.

love this one on the US merch site..... What a single Boxes was despite it being "A huge hit nowhere"

 

[Mandingo]

love this one on the US merch site..... What a single Boxes was despite it being "A huge hit nowhere"

I don't remember the single 'Boxes'...was that about the loneliness of night shift shelfstackers?

 

[I Reckon]

Such rubbish but that’s the norm nowadays as Mozzzzzzzzz’s time on the planet comes to an end.

 

[Banbury Moz Army]

I don't remember the single 'Boxes'...was that about the loneliness of night shift shelfstackers?

That's the one! the b side was 'flat pack furniture fortunes'

 

[Mandingo]

That's the one! the b side was 'flat pack furniture fortunes'

Haha...I remember it now, one of his best ever b-sides

 

[Banbury Moz Army]

Haha...I remember it now, one of his best ever b-sides

 

[AngelosBarry]

I predicted a looming court case why Gary Neville, surely you could have chosen a better Man U player than him ... saying that him and carro are the new saint and grievsey to me.... you could be to young to remember the latter ??

Going to take them to the cleaners (the people at mporium, that is - not the actual t-shirts).
They must’ve sold at least a dozen of those things, and I want my 50 pence in royalties.

 

[Morrissey's left nut]

 

[carlislebaz]

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Is this not a reflection of you in the mirror.... little man, what now

 

[Mz Understood]

I predicted a looming court case why Gary Neville, surely you could have chosen a better Man U player than him ... saying that him and carro are the new saint and grievsey to me.... you could be to young to remember the latter ??

On the eve of S I thought this was ace

 

[carlislebaz]

On the eve of S I thought this was ace

Hilarious, really found that funny... who was the host, was it him from world of sport, can’t think of his name at the mo

 

[AztecCamera]

I reckon the whale shirt was designed by and is a tribute to the California Mom's favorite charity the Surfrider Foundation. I reckon the California Son will be giving all profits from the shirt to them, so keep buying foreigners from the mporiumuk, so the California Son won't have to leave California or
Moz Vegas and go to your shitty backwards foreign country for a social distance gig to get your dollars in 2022 c*** tit fark arse colour chipper curry inn nnn nnnnnnn nnnnn nnn n it.

 

[carlislebaz]

I reckon the whale shirt was designed by and is a tribute to the California Mom's favorite charity the Surfrider Foundation. I reckon the California Son will be giving all profits from the shirt to them, so keep buying foreigners from the mporiumuk, so the California Son won't have to leave California or
Moz Vegas and go to your shitty backwards foreign country for a social distance gig to get your dollars in 2022 c*** tit fark arse colour chipper curry inn nnn nnnnnnn nnnnn nnn n it.

Says Keith , from lockdown Middlesbrough.....