Mporium (UK): new additions (October 2, 2020)

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gordyboy9

GAME OF DEATH.
Looking at your usual semi-illiterate writing style, I'm reminded of this quote from Lord Chesterfield:
“Words are the dress of thoughts; which should no more be presented in rags, tatters, and dirt than your person should.”
If your sartorial appearance is anything like your writing style I can only assume that you look like Rab C. Nesbitt.
what a twat,while your reading lord chesterfield im on bigtitzone,your not a man your a book loving roaster,what a plank o wid.regarding rab c watched an episode last week,still hilarious.
 

Radis Noir

By the thrice-beshitten shroud of Lazarus
what a twat,while your reading lord chesterfield im on bigtitzone,your not a man your a book loving roaster,what a plank o wid.regarding rab c watched an episode last week,still hilarious.
You get a mention in one episode: "There's a funnel up his arse and a breeze between his ears."
 

Mozmar

Well-Known Member
Looking at your usual semi-illiterate writing style, I'm reminded of this quote from Lord Chesterfield:
“Words are the dress of thoughts; which should no more be presented in rags, tatters, and dirt than your person should.”
If your sartorial appearance is anything like your writing style I can only assume that you look like Rab C. Nesbitt.
That's the best, & most hilarious, post I've ever seen from you. I did, honestly, actually burst out laughing. I commend the Lord Chesterfield quote to the House.
 
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carlislebaz

Guest
Who designs this shit? He could have such good merchandise, but 99% of the T-shirts on there are just awful.
The 1% that isn’t awful is, of course, the one with the Neville Grey image that I made and was subsequently used without credit.
I predicted a looming court case😜 why Gary Neville, surely you could have chosen a better Man U player than him ... saying that him and carro are the new saint and grievsey to me.... you could be to young to remember the latter ??
 

Eldritch

Well-Known Member
Not every one of the designs on offer is bad, but some are -- and there is absolutely no general aesthetic or style. It's like every shirt is designed by a different person, with hugely varying abilities. I also wonder why would anyone buy any of these.
 

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I Reckon

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Such rubbish but that’s the norm nowadays as Mozzzzzzzzz’s time on the planet comes to an end.
 
I predicted a looming court case😜 why Gary Neville, surely you could have chosen a better Man U player than him ... saying that him and carro are the new saint and grievsey to me.... you could be to young to remember the latter ??

Going to take them to the cleaners (the people at mporium, that is - not the actual t-shirts).
They must’ve sold at least a dozen of those things, and I want my 50 pence in royalties.
 

Mz Understood

Active Member
I predicted a looming court case😜 why Gary Neville, surely you could have chosen a better Man U player than him ... saying that him and carro are the new saint and grievsey to me.... you could be to young to remember the latter ??
On the eve of S I thought this was ace
 

AztecCamera

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I reckon the whale shirt was designed by and is a tribute to the California Mom's favorite charity the Surfrider Foundation. I reckon the California Son will be giving all profits from the shirt to them, so keep buying foreigners from the mporiumuk, so the California Son won't have to leave California or
Moz Vegas and go to your shitty backwards foreign country for a social distance gig to get your dollars in 2022 c*** tit fark arse colour chipper curry inn nnn nnnnnnn nnnnn nnn n it.
 
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carlislebaz

Guest
I reckon the whale shirt was designed by and is a tribute to the California Mom's favorite charity the Surfrider Foundation. I reckon the California Son will be giving all profits from the shirt to them, so keep buying foreigners from the mporiumuk, so the California Son won't have to leave California or
Moz Vegas and go to your shitty backwards foreign country for a social distance gig to get your dollars in 2022 c*** tit fark arse colour chipper curry inn nnn nnnnnnn nnnnn nnn n it.
Says Keith , from lockdown Middlesbrough.....
 

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