Mporium (UK): new additions (October 2, 2020)

Morrissey Official Online Store | MPORIUM

The official Morrissey store - shop all the latest Morrissey merchandise including Morrissey tees, t-shirts, sweatshirts, accessories and much more.

uk.mporium.org

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Regards,
FWD.

 

[The Wild Turkey]

The Whale Turkey!
Hahaa!

 

[GirlAfraidWillNeverLearn]

The whale design is lovely.

I also like the idea of the cardigan but that emblem is pretty ugly.

 

[Anonymous]

If you put Smiths lyrics on but they say Morrissey. Does that mean he doesn't have to pay Mike Joyce anything?

 

[AngelosBarry]

Who designs this shit? He could have such good merchandise, but 99% of the T-shirts on there are just awful.
The 1% that isn’t awful is, of course, the one with the Neville Grey image that I made and was subsequently used without credit.

 

[Mozmar]

I really cannot, for the life of me, understand why anyone would buy, & wear, any of this tasteless crap. Sometimes less is actually more. I'll sketch up some designs, so question is, who do I send them to? I love Moz, but this merch is 'merde'...pardon my French.

 

[Mandingo]

I really cannot, for the life of me, understand why anyone would buy, & wear, any of this tasteless crap. Sometimes less is actually more. I'll sketch up some designs, so question is, who do I send them to? I love Moz, but this merch is 'merde'...pardon my French.

That's ok I don't speak French.

 

[Mandingo]

Who designs this shit? He could have such good merchandise, but 99% of the T-shirts on there are just awful.
The 1% that isn’t awful is, of course, the one with the Neville Grey image that I made and was subsequently used without credit.

That explains why your design is in the sale section for a tenner with full stock for every size...Neville who...aaahhh?!?!

 

[Mandingo]

If you put Smiths lyrics on but they say Morrissey. Does that mean he doesn't have to pay Mike Joyce anything?

Have a think about what you've asked 'ere Captain?

 

[Mandingo]

The Whale Turkey!
Hahaa!

Flap flap splash!!!

 

[Stephen Hofmann]

I really cannot, for the life of me, understand why anyone would buy, & wear, any of this tasteless crap. Sometimes less is actually more. I'll sketch up some designs, so question is, who do I send them to? I love Moz, but this merch is 'merde'...pardon my French.

Get in touch with the website?

 

[Anonymous]

I want a 'Whale-blubber Wilde' T-shirt.

 

[marred]

I really cannot, for the life of me, understand why anyone would buy, & wear, any of this tasteless crap. Sometimes less is actually more. I'll sketch up some designs, so question is, who do I send them to? I love Moz, but this merch is 'merde'...pardon my French.

Yes it's awful and very un Morrissey like as far as his design style goes.

 

[Verso]

Morrissey hasn't had merch worth buying in like 20 years. Embarrassing.

 

[nobody's_nothing]

I will admit that I do like the windbreaker. Maybe I will wear it when I go on my morning jogs.

 

[gordyboy9]

Who designs this shit? He could have such good merchandise, but 99% of the T-shirts on there are just awful.
The 1% that isn’t awful is, of course, the one with the Neville Grey image that I made and was subsequently used without credit.

dont talk crap there is very nice stuff on there,sounds like you are just bitter that you werent given any credit.

 

[gordyboy9]

why is there such outrage over some merchandise,if you dont want to buy it then dont,its that easy.

 

[Radis Noir]

why is there such outrage over some merchandise,if you dont want to buy it then dont,its that easy.

People not liking something != outrage. Stop exaggerating. And for once I'm with the majority here, I think the designs are for the most part, crap.

 

[gordyboy9]

People not liking something != outrage. Stop exaggerating. And for once I'm with the majority here, I think the designs are for the most part, crap.

you would,i would love to see a photo of you.you probably look as if stevie wonder picks your outfit for the day.

 

[Radis Noir]

you would,i would love to see a photo of you.you probably look as if stevie wonder picks your outfit for the day.

Looking at your usual semi-illiterate writing style, I'm reminded of this quote from Lord Chesterfield:
“Words are the dress of thoughts; which should no more be presented in rags, tatters, and dirt than your person should.”
If your sartorial appearance is anything like your writing style I can only assume that you look like Rab C. Nesbitt.