Mozzer Matters Blog: "Top Ten Morrissey Moments 2019" (December 27, 2019)

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https://mozzermatters.blogspot.com/2019/12/top-ten-morrissey-moments-2019.html

A summation of Morrissey's year by one fan in top ten form.
Regards,
FWD.
 
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Anonymous

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Not a single mention of his bigoted outbursts, how strange.

This reads just like another litany of wafer-thin praise, when we all know that failing a Smiths Reunion, his career is so far down the shitter, the bacteria at the sewage works have begun their grim but necessary duty.

How eloquent, Skinny.
You live in a shitter,
You are an unpleasant strain of bacteria,
You are grim and have no necessary function or duty.
You are simply human waste personified.
 
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Carlislebaz

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Top Ten Uncleskinny Moments 2019

10. Increased meds in June and managed to stay away from the internet for 6 full hours.
9. Recorded a great cover of Suedehead but couldn't post it due to fear of being labeled a bit of a hypocrite.
8. Got a 'f*** Nazis' tattoo but not sure if it may appear a little ambiguous.
7. Managed to troll 100 posts on Solo in a productive 5 minute period.
6. Wrote a cracking little poem about how much I hate Nazis.
5. Created 20 new user names on Solo and managed 854 posts in one day.
4. Found the wife's new address.
3. Threw a milk shake at Gary Lineker in protest at his right wing views.
2. Johnny Marr liked one of my tweets.
1. Shat in my hand and wrote 'I hate Nazis' all over the kitchen with it.
Class pure class.. boy86AKA jam eater..... this is how you do it....
 

gordyboy9

rip roaring,free scoring,never boring, celtic.
This is true. A lot of people that have been very mean to me over the years have been very nice to me since seeing me naked.
you have certainly got a fantastic array of tartan pyjamas.
 
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Skinless Swine

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Not a single mention of his bigoted outbursts, how strange.

This reads just like another litany of wafer-thin praise, when we all know that failing a Smiths Reunion, his career is so far down the shitter, the bacteria at the sewage works have begun their grim but necessary duty.
There's no need when there are seedy creeps like you to repeat..repeat...repeat...blah...blah...blah.
 

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