Moz's Turd? What to do?!

[SparkleBoy]

OK, you are patiently waiting to get into the bathroom at your local pub, and when the door finally opens, it is Morrissey! Well, you get into the stall and lo and behold, a Mozzer Floater, there in the pot!

What would you do?!?!

 

[sdmfjuan]

is that turd called "the smiths"?

 

[Stoner Kebab]

this shit is really funnny!!
no pun intended.

how can you say for sure its a floater. i bet its a sinker!

 

[joanofarcswalkman]

this shit is really funnny!!
no pun intended.

Sorry, but ive conferenced this topic with a proctoligist and he agrees that with the use of turd in the title and shit in the reply you cannot rightfully claim "no pun" .

 

[Not-so-Mute Witness]

lol and we wonder how the Man has said we stoop SoLow

Just kidding... no pelting me with insults...

 

[Hairdresser on Maudlin St]

Are you 10 years old? Seriously, what a stupid question

 

[SparkleBoy]

Actually, I was thinking everyone here would be incredibly insulted by my post. Thankfully, there actually ARE people here with senses of humor!

 

[joanofarcswalkman]

Actually, I was thinking everyone here would be incredibly insulted by my post. Thankfully, there actually ARE people here with senses of humor!

my senses enjoy humor and thankfully someone is contributing something tangible for them to consume

 

[Cassius]

Actually, I was thinking everyone here would be incredibly insulted by my post. Thankfully, there actually ARE people here with senses of humor!

"Insulted" is a strong word. I think its a stupid thread but I hardly find it "insulting".

You should have made the poll public.

 

[joanofarcswalkman]

I am actually hoping that this will launch an onslaught of derogatory , inflammatory and otherwise stimulating threads .

 

[ADAM]

I keep thinking of the "Abba turd" from The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Thus, I'd have to keep it just as a conversation piece.

I might have it gilded or bronzed.

 

[Currer Bell]

OK, you are patiently waiting to get into the bathroom at your local pub, and when the door finally opens, it is Morrissey! Well, you get into the stall and lo and behold, a Mozzer Floater, there in the pot!

What would you do?!?!

When I cry myself to sleep at night, this thought is what haunts me.

 

[the more you explore me!]

at least no one is taking the piss...just talking shit!

 

[HIM]

[...] ive conferenced this [...]

in the name of god, when did "conference" become a verb?

 

[nugz]

in the name of god, when did "conference" become a verb?

conference can be a verb. when im at work, and someone calls me, and says "i need to talk to so and so" i "conference" them in together.

 

[HIM]

conference can be a verb. when im at work, and someone calls me, and says "i need to talk to so and so" i "conference" them in together.

it seems that it can, now... ...by managers and americans

 

[nugz]

it seems that it can, now... ...by managers and americans

hey, if we can make "bootylicious" an official word, we can sure as hell turn conference into a verb!

 

[Please]

Are you 10 years old? Seriously, what a stupid question

Stupid, I honestly think there are people here who would get someone to guard the toilet, run to get a plastic cup or pint glass and scoop up said floater. Then store it in some sort of jelly to preseve it.

 

[the more you explore me!]

I've been thinking about.....keep it the plop, wait for a chance to see Mike Joyce and throw it at him, then be in morrissey's good books for the rest of your life

 

[joanofarcswalkman]

in the name of god, when did "conference" become a verb?

Oh i would have to guess it's been a verb for @ least 5 or 6 thousand years

ie:

While this bill must be conferenced with a problematic House off-shore energy bill (H.
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after Watson conferenced with Pepperdine president Andrew Benton, who is travelling in Italy.
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By Labor Day, our teachers have conferenced with the parents of every student in their classroom, and the majority of those conferences are home visits.