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Dave
Guest
oh god. taylor swift, russell brand, and katy perry. somehow I can't see Morrissey with that group. he will find something better to do, like trim his toenails.
dizzywhore_1804
A big-nose who knows...
Or, in other words, we have no story so we will make one up.
Pussy Galore
New Member
SHHH! You're not supposed to call them out on that!
Will_Never_Marry
New Member
Rather him than me.
Bhoy_least_likely_to
Member
moz,rihanna and taylor swift at the same table at the reception what a sight that would be. Wonder if he does the walking to the dancefloor dance?
Jackie London
♥ Howlin' Pelle
Morrissey, if it's really in India, you should go. I suspect you would feel oddly at home there.
I'm not sure if he would actually like the holy land of Bharata but I also think he would feel oddly at home among hirjas and sadhus. Where in India will the thing will take place? Goa perhaps? Imagine Moz in Goa...
ringrosso
Throbbing Member
We can expect Perry as a supporting act on Morrissey's next tour then I guess
Morrissey went to see Brand's live show something like every night a week once, in LA. Brand talked about how he was having to write new material everyday so that Morrissey wouldn't be bored.
They've dined together at least once, as both talked about it on Brand's radio show. Morrissey yacked with Brand's mother a lot, apparently.
So yeah, they know each other and like each other. Deal with it.
They've dined together at least once, as both talked about it on Brand's radio show. Morrissey yacked with Brand's mother a lot, apparently.
So yeah, they know each other and like each other. Deal with it.
dailyalice
Frink Squad Member
We could overtly worship him there and no one would think it odd.
Barking
Boomerrissey Bored Me
I think they're kinda cute so I was going to wish them a 
life, but as they're environmentally irresponsible and insist on making all their guests fly to India for the week end, I don't think I'll give them the Barking Blessing, actually.
(Here's a new version of it
)
(Well, you know, when you upset a doggy right before your wedding, it's like having Morrissey as a wedding singer: it's bad luck. )
Not too late for a green wedding if you want to make this last, folks! Don't say later the dog didn't warn ya.
Also, worse than upsetting a dog, upsetting mother Earth (hippy vocab!
) is really chancy: you could end up cursed and have to deliver a baby the size of Boz Boorer, which would make your husband turn to horses.
If you fancy that, Katy, go ahead.
life, but as they're environmentally irresponsible and insist on making all their guests fly to India for the week end, I don't think I'll give them the Barking Blessing, actually. (Here's a new version of it
)(Well, you know, when you upset a doggy right before your wedding, it's like having Morrissey as a wedding singer: it's bad luck.
)Not too late for a green wedding if you want to make this last, folks! Don't say later the dog didn't warn ya.
Also, worse than upsetting a dog, upsetting mother Earth (hippy vocab!
) is really chancy: you could end up cursed and have to deliver a baby the size of Boz Boorer, which would make your husband turn to horses.If you fancy that, Katy, go ahead.
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Jackie London
♥ Howlin' Pelle
Oh god, we could all move to India and build a temple (with an ashram) for him! Have Moz-deities, make puja for him etc. We could start a sect! (I think I would make a great sect leader) But I don't think it should be in Goa (since I think I read somewhere that he doesn't like rave), maybe it could be located in Kolkata since the english influence still is strong there, I think he would like it!
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Re: Russell Brand/Katy Perry wedding? Does anyone know if Morrissey is officially goi
He gets to go on a tiger expedition for three days if he does. Someone who watches E! News told me they had the scoop on that because I wouldn't ever watch that crap.
He gets to go on a tiger expedition for three days if he does. Someone who watches E! News told me they had the scoop on that because I wouldn't ever watch that crap.
Stoner Kebab
New Member
f*** Katy Perry. She'S f***ing stupid. and shallow and f***ing stupid. i hate her. and i hope ari up beats her up on her wedding day.
It's crazy that a Moz fan can actually marry somebody as outlandishly obnoxious as Katy Perry 
Russel should rather have opted for unreciprocated love for Lady Gaga
My ex-boss has a serious theory that while some people do have a soul (yeah, he means it literally, a kind of a sparkling substance within our body), others simply don't, being somehow bereft of that substance by birth. Katy Perry obviously does not have one bit of soul, and it shows in her big blank eyes.
Russel should rather have opted for unreciprocated love for Lady Gaga My ex-boss has a serious theory that while some people do have a soul (yeah, he means it literally, a kind of a sparkling substance within our body), others simply don't, being somehow bereft of that substance by birth. Katy Perry obviously does not have one bit of soul, and it shows in her big blank eyes.
lottie
Love Me Outside!
It's crazy that a Moz fan can actually marry somebody as outlandishly obnoxious as Katy Perry
My ex-boss has a serious theory that while some people do have a soul (yeah, he means it literally, a kind of a sparkling substance within our body), others simply don't, being somehow bereft of that substance by birth. Katy Perry obviously does not have one bit of soul, and it shows in her big blank eyes.
Now THAT is an interesting theory.
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goinghome
Guest
A recent Brand interview on NYMag:
" • He’s in two movies with Helen Mirren, The Tempest and the remake of Arthur, and, sadly, they did not make out even once! “It’s just this suppressed desire that runs throughout our working relationship, never to be realized.”
• Next up he wants to direct a family comedy called Bad Fiver, about a con man posing as a priest in small-town America. And he’s nearly finished a documentary on consumerism and fame which will have bits of stand-up, "like Pryor," intercut with footage of “me in the Angola prison in Louisiana and me training with Marines and me setting up a pop-up shop with Shepard Fairey in the Beverly Center where you can leave something and you can take something and it’s sort of unmonitored."
• He's good friends with David Lynch, whom he met through the president of the Transcendental Meditation Foundation. Once he complained to Lynch that his love of masturbating while watching pornography was overtaking his desire to meditate and achieve enlightenment. Lynch's reply: “'If you meditate, you’ll enjoy your pornography more! It will be even better! It will be more vivid!' Now, that’s the way to get people into meditation!" Brand also says that Lynch’s strong anti-tea stance (he has his own coffee line) has not as of yet put a rift in their friendship. "When you encounter genius, you take what comes with it. I’m friends with Morrissey and that’s the shit I put up with from him. Jesus."
• His ideal day in New York: “Just being in Manhattan and going on a bicycle ride. Bicycling in this city is f***ing amazing! Going across the Williamsburg Bridge on a bicycle and go to that main street there and have coffee, go down to Battery Park. I like being on a bicycle during the day and then at night watching a movie."
• Why he and Katy Perry will be one of the celebrity couples we can believe in. “I love her. I don’t know what will happen. I will just continue to love her."... - http://nymag.com/daily/entertainmen...-+nymag.com's+Entertainment+and+Culture+Blog)
" • He’s in two movies with Helen Mirren, The Tempest and the remake of Arthur, and, sadly, they did not make out even once! “It’s just this suppressed desire that runs throughout our working relationship, never to be realized.”
• Next up he wants to direct a family comedy called Bad Fiver, about a con man posing as a priest in small-town America. And he’s nearly finished a documentary on consumerism and fame which will have bits of stand-up, "like Pryor," intercut with footage of “me in the Angola prison in Louisiana and me training with Marines and me setting up a pop-up shop with Shepard Fairey in the Beverly Center where you can leave something and you can take something and it’s sort of unmonitored."
• He's good friends with David Lynch, whom he met through the president of the Transcendental Meditation Foundation. Once he complained to Lynch that his love of masturbating while watching pornography was overtaking his desire to meditate and achieve enlightenment. Lynch's reply: “'If you meditate, you’ll enjoy your pornography more! It will be even better! It will be more vivid!' Now, that’s the way to get people into meditation!" Brand also says that Lynch’s strong anti-tea stance (he has his own coffee line) has not as of yet put a rift in their friendship. "When you encounter genius, you take what comes with it. I’m friends with Morrissey and that’s the shit I put up with from him. Jesus."
• His ideal day in New York: “Just being in Manhattan and going on a bicycle ride. Bicycling in this city is f***ing amazing! Going across the Williamsburg Bridge on a bicycle and go to that main street there and have coffee, go down to Battery Park. I like being on a bicycle during the day and then at night watching a movie."
• Why he and Katy Perry will be one of the celebrity couples we can believe in. “I love her. I don’t know what will happen. I will just continue to love her."... - http://nymag.com/daily/entertainmen...-+nymag.com's+Entertainment+and+Culture+Blog)
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