Moz mosaic in Manchester

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

Re: Wallabies Unite!

Rolf Harris has covered "Stareway to heaven" with his woble board for the Andrew Denton show, He also faked satanic messages, Rolf is quite willing to take the piss out of himself.

> Grovelling apologies Arse. A bungled attempt to connect to your
> wavelength (doomed to failure from the outset!). I'm afraid I've
> massively overdosed on Gallipolli, Mad Max, Skippy, Flipper and
> Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman.

> Couldn't you generate enough cerebrovascular activity to conjure
> up something less glaringly un-original as Two Little Boys?

> C'mon, think dammit man! Actually Moz/Rolf would be the ideal
> partnership for the opening ceremony of the Sydney 2000
> Olympics. Ok there's a bit of a kick start. What song should
> Mozzer and Rolf sing at the Olympic opening ceremony?

> T.P.U. xxx (P.S. looking forward to the GST?)

 

[The Person Underneath]

That Wavelength Issue We Were Discussing

> Rolf Harris has covered "Stareway to heaven" with his
> woble board for the Andrew Denton show, He also faked satanic
> messages, Rolf is quite willing to take the piss out of himself.

Yeah, yeah nice one pudding. You're about as sharp as the proverbial bowling ball. Has being in upside-down land caused the blood to rush into your cranial cavity? Here's the question again, now read this several times, very slowly, get mummy to interpret if necessary, then respond with an ANSWER.

"What song would YOU like to hear Morrissey and Rolf sing at the Sydney 2000 Olympic games opening ceremony?"

(By the way before you go hammering out and running up credit card debt attempting to obtain a seat at the ceremony, I feel obligated to emphasise the purely hypothetical nature of this question).

It's not easy being me.

T.P.U. xxx

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

Re: That Wavelength Issue We Were Discussing

Well actually I can't think of any song that sounds good when sung by Rolf, As for Morrissey it doesn't matter, he can make almost anything sound good, & in summing everything up I don't really care, nobody who lives in Australia wants anything to do with the Olympics anymore.

If you were planning(I know this is only hypothetical) on going I'd wish you luck in obtaining a ticket, 75% of the tickets sold in Australia were reserve for promonant rich people.

> "What song would YOU like to hear Morrissey and Rolf sing
> at the Sydney 2000 Olympic games opening ceremony?"

> (By the way before you go hammering out and running up credit
> card debt attempting to obtain a seat at the ceremony, I feel
> obligated to emphasise the purely hypothetical nature of this
> question).

> T.P.U. xxx

 

[The Person Underneath]

Re: Despair

> Well actually I can't think of any song that sounds good when
> sung by Rolf, As for Morrissey it doesn't matter, he can make
> almost anything sound good, & in summing everything up I
> don't really care, nobody who lives in Australia wants anything
> to do with the Olympics anymore.

> If you were planning(I know this is only hypothetical) on going
> I'd wish you luck in obtaining a ticket, 75% of the tickets sold
> in Australia were reserve for promonant rich people.

You're not Tazmanian by any chance are you?

T.P.U. xxx

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

Re: Despair

No, & I know that's supposed to be an insult, I did answer your question so there was no reason for that.

> You're not Tazmanian by any chance are you?

> T.P.U. xxx

 

[Cinderella]

Re: OOO, I know, I got it, me, me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeeeee

> Grovelling apologies Arse. A bungled attempt to connect to your
> wavelength (doomed to failure from the outset!). I'm afraid I've
> massively overdosed on Gallipolli, Mad Max, Skippy, Flipper and
> Doctor Quinn Medicine Woman.

> Couldn't you generate enough cerebrovascular activity to conjure
> up something less glaringly un-original as Two Little Boys?

> C'mon, think dammit man! Actually Moz/Rolf would be the ideal
> partnership for the opening ceremony of the Sydney 2000
> Olympics. Ok there's a bit of a kick start. What song should
> Mozzer and Rolf sing at the Olympic opening ceremony?

> T.P.U. xxx (P.S. looking forward to the GST?)

I think they should do Sh-Boom (Life could be a dream)...simply because I really like that song and the unholy union of Moz and Harris would make it dreamy creamy peaches and pepper!

"oh, life could be a dream, sweetheart, hello hello again sh-boom I'm hoping we'll meet again"

 

[Arse of a pantomime horse]

Re: OOO, I know, I got it, me, me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeeeee

I really don't know why people would assume me to be a Rolf Harris expert just because I'm Australian, Rolf Harris has lived most of his life in England so any of the English people here would know more than me, you'd also be more likely to be interested in him, that is really the reason he's in England anyway.

> I think they should do Sh-Boom (Life could be a dream)...simply
> because I really like that song and the unholy union of Moz and
> Harris would make it dreamy creamy peaches and pepper!

> "oh, life could be a dream, sweetheart, hello hello again
> sh-boom I'm hoping we'll meet again"

 

[The Person Underneath]

Everybody's Out Of Step Except Our Arse!

 

[The Person Underneath]

The End Of The Family Line

> No, & I know that's supposed to be an insult, I did answer
> your question so there was no reason for that.

The question has become irrelevant. Your responses are begining to resemble the literary equivalent of a steadily worsening haemorrhoidal attack on this thread. Stop it now! You're a silly boy, and I fear for any Olympic tourist unfortunate enough to cross your path. Do yourself and Australia a favour and abstain from engaging in ANY type of conversation with overseas visitors during the Olympics. And, I implore you, resist the urge for procreation!

T.P.U. xxx

 

[Andromeda]

Re: Moz mosaic in Manchester...I only saw it cause I tripped on it!!!

> It is really really pants...the only thing wrong with your photo
> is it doesn't portray just exactly how pants it really is. It is
> really weeny and is an old rendition of morrissey, he looks
> about twelve, and he also - strangely enough looks like he has a
> pot on his right arm. I think it's appalling and I want a
> refund.

> I really must develop the pics I took...maybe I managed to
> portray it in all its underwhelmingness...I mean its not exactly
> the albert memorial now is it (and who besides fatty queen
> Victoria cared about him?!)
caraful there smellyrella, fatty and victoria in same sentence, a mental bitch moment coming up. watch iiiiitttt!