Moz in Maxim

Scanner isn't working. Here's is the text. The photo is beautiful black and white with a cemetary in the background. Hopefully someone will scan.
His answers are funny. It's like reading a myspace survey..lol

enjoy..my fingers hurt :)



MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.

SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut

WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul

AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus

WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.

WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees

WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.

WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity

ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.

WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick

NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.

WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.

WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast

DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.

TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself


LOL :D - hilarious :D - thank you so much for this!
 
Depeche609, I thank your little fingers for this. It was a tasty treat.

May the gods leave you a scanner with OCR capabilities on your doorstep.
 
I did my hubby a solid and bought him a copy of Maxim. ;)

MOZinMaxim-1.jpg


Best I could do with my cheapo scanner.
 
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That picture looks like it was from the NME 'Mozfather' issue, or the same shoot.

Peter

***EDIT*** Great Minds and all that, Bryony.
 
That phrase 'thundering suavity' has been bugging me all day.
In the March 2008 press release announcing the Wireless gig SPM promised a 'thundering bill of tight nerves and suavity'.
I need to get out more
:o
 
The disease of smallness - tea and toast :D Such humour!
 
Can anyone upload a real nice scan of this? I'd love to make a poster out of it!!

jason

There's a really nice copy on the main page...
 
What a dramatic picture.:p It seems to be from the 2004 NME session (which is probably my favourite).
Thank you Claudia. :)

Don't slap me, but he looks a bit like a pre-scruff Joaquin Phoenix in this photo.
 
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