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MORRISSEY
The famously forlorn British crooner and ex-Smiths frontman muses on his last day on earth.
SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO? DOUBLE DECKER BUS? TEN TON TRUCK?
-Concussed by a coconut
WHICH OF YOUR SONGS PLAYS IN HEAVEN?
-Satan Rejected My Soul
AND WHICH ONE PLAYS IN HELL?
-I Have Forgiven Jesus
WHAT BOOK DO YOU REGRET NOT FINISHING?
-The Toilets Are Closed In Your Honor, an account of the life of Cressida Dick, deputy assistant commissioner of London's Metropolition Police.
WHILE ALIVE, WHAT DID YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR MONEY ON?
-Legal Fees
WHO IN YOUR LOFE WOULD YOU HAVE MOST LIKED TO "KICK IN THE EYE"?
-That meat-fed horror Jamie "Orrible" Oliver. If he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970.
WHAT WILL BE YOUR GREATEST LEGACY?
-Thundering suavity
ANY REGREGTS ABOUT BEING OUTSPOKEN?
-Whatever I said, I meant.
WHEN WERE YOU THE MOST HAPPIEST?
-At age 12 I could juggle a plate on a stick
NAME ONE THING YOURE GLAD YOULL NEVER HAVE TO DO AGAIN ON EARTH?
-It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham.
WHATS THE WILDEST THING YOU EVER DID WHILE YOU WERE ALIVE?
-I took some swimming lessons at the local baths.
WHATS YOUR LAST MEAL?
-The disease of smallness-tea and toast
DO YOU HAVE A DEATHBED CONFESSION?
-I've never seen myself naked. It seemed impolite to look.
TO WHOM WOULD YOU WHISPER YOUR LAST GOODBYE?
-To my very best friend...myself