Moz GPS - What would it say?

Je Suis Julie

allyouneedismorrissey.com
Moz is your co-pilot....

I was speaking to Scarlet about Morrissey's voice and she casually quipped: "Can you imagine a Morrissey GPS?" and I said "I'd crash the car."

So now we wonder: What would you want the World's Best Voice to say as you journey down the highways and byways of life?

Me: "Drive On"
"I never never want to go home"

Scarlet's suggestions:
"Jaysus" if you go over the speed limit
"Take the darkened underpass five miles south"
Calmly and randomly: "If a double decker bus crashes into us... well... you know the rest... also, turn left in .4 miles"

What would your Moz GPS say? :popcorn:
 

Corrissey

lovable loser
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! :cool:
 

I am a Ghost

New Member
Moz is your co-pilot....

I was speaking to Scarlet about Morrissey's voice and she casually quipped: "Can you imagine a Morrissey GPS?" and I said "I'd crash the car."

So now we wonder: What would you want the World's Best Voice to say as you journey down the highways and byways of life?

Me: "Drive On"
"I never never want to go home"

Scarlet's suggestions:
"Jaysus" if you go over the speed limit"Take the darkened underpass five miles south"
Calmly and randomly: "If a double decker bus crashes into us... well... you know the rest... also, turn left in .4 miles"

What would your Moz GPS say? :popcorn:

:lbf:


"I know these roads"
"Each warning sign I take in my stride"
"Veering cliffwards"
 

Je Suis Julie

allyouneedismorrissey.com
Good ones, Coz and Ghostitio!

The voice sighs impatiently....
"It's always just around the bend"

"Love me Outside! Where it is currently 31 degrees Fahrenheit"

"Meat is Murder" every time you pass a McDonalds or Murder King ;)

"[street name] is crammed with things eager to be held"
 
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mcrickson

Reckless Endangerment
"The faster you drive me the closer you'll get"

:o

Sorry, I haven't had breakfast yet, and it was the only one I could think of.
 

Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.

Fumbling politeness
"The world is full of crashing bores" when there's a car crash, "I'm not sorry" when it's you who caused it, "You have killed me" when it's the other one who caused it, "There is a light..." when it's a double-decker bus that caused it. :rolleyes:
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I just want to hear him say "Recalculating." like the normal gps does.
 

mcrickson

Reckless Endangerment
:laughing:

So many great ideas in this thread. I think you're all onto something. He could probably make some reasonable cash on a product like this :guitar:
 

Scarlet Ibis

The Chicken of D.C.
I would seriously buy this.
 

hand in glove

40 percent papier mache
Subscriber
I would seriously buy this.

I would, too. I'd have it on ALL the time. Even to the corner store and back!

"Sincerely I must tell you, your (sense of direction) makes me suspicious"!
Just before leaving home: "We're leaving Maudlin Street"
During a bumpy ride: "Streets of wet black holes..."
"(Time), Northside, (Street Name), Oh, God, what are we doing here?" :lbf:
 

Asil

New Member
Oh la la - now, that's a GSP I would have on all the time..

And when it made me drive the wrong way and have me end up on the other side of town, he would simply say "I'm not sorry." And I wouldn'd mind. Perfect. :blushing:
 
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