Moz for Every Occasion - Smiths / Morrissey Xmas cards

Say Merry Christmas with a difference – using Morrissey lyrics - Manchester Evening News
Cards feature messages such as 'and the turkey you festively slice is murder'

Excerpt:

Morrissey fans are flocking to the Moz for Every Occasion website , which is selling Christmas and birthday cards featuring lyrics by the former Smiths frontman.

The striking cards feature one line of lyrics from a particular song by The Smiths or Morrissey, as well as the details of the track.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm hanging out for the 'There Are Explosive Kegs
Between My legs' card.

 

[AztecCamera]

Anonymous

I reckon desperate people need something to do for the next 8 years.

 

[countthree]

How I dearly wish I was not here

 

[countthree]

Sincerely I must tell you your mild 'best wishes' they make me suspicious

 

[gordyboy9]

no way am I giving my woman the YOUR THE ONE FOR ME FATTY card.would be no nookie for me for weeks.

 

[Anonymous]

I like the one that says 'Xmas is cancelled - like my tour'.

 

[Anonymous]

have ordered these in the past. They are cracking quality