pithy yet degenerate
Three of many favorites. I collect everything.
Addendum: I can't believe this is necessary, but since i just got an anonymous email from a Solo-er who is very upset that I collect "everything" and will surely fall into financial ruin as a result, I guess I need to clarify that this was a JOKE.
I don't actually collect everything. I don't even really collect anything at all, at least not with any level of seriousness.