With the exception of "Kiss Me a Lot," I can't say I agree much with this list, and the author of the article barely offers any insight into why they find the lyrics poorly written. It's lazy and asinine.
"Alsatian Cousin" has brilliant lyrics. "Kiss Me A Lot" should be a disco song. That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, that's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it. It's a horrible pop single or whatever it's supposed to be, but if could be a Donna Summer album track.
I agree, though. This is a lazy article by a writer trying to get some attention from Morrissey's award publicity.