Morrissey's Penis

[Dumbledore]

It's very difficult to guess how big it is, isn't it? Back in the day, when he wore his pants with the crotch down between his knees because the legs were too short for him, it seemed that the possibilities were endless. Since then I've seen the cover of the Tomorrow sleeve and you have, too. The *big* problem is that speedos smoosh everything down--the fabric is so tight. Very hard to distinguish how endowed he might be.
On Kilborn, however, he didn't seem to be wearing any underwear and I was quite fascinated with his bulge, which you could see pretty prominently during the interview. Do you think he points it down rather than to the side? I think so.
I'm also guessing that he's probably a grower, too.
I can just imagine that it's a lovely pale peaches and cream color rather than the horrible purple color that so many men have, even if they're rather fair. He's probably long and smooth and circumcised and not too veiny. (sigh.)

 

[Guillermo Baranquilla]

Re: what are you talking about?!?!

> Since then I've seen the cover of the Tomorrow sleeve and you
> have, too. The *big* problem is that speedos smoosh everything down--the
> fabric is so tight. Very hard to distinguish how endowed he might be.

What are you talking about?! Whenever I slip on a speedo there's no doubt I'm packing, no matter what the lighting or angle. Just call me baked potato.

 

[david]

> It's very difficult to guess how big it is, isn't it? Back in the day,
> when he wore his pants with the crotch down between his knees because the
> legs were too short for him, it seemed that the possibilities were
> endless. Since then I've seen the cover of the Tomorrow sleeve and you
> have, too. The *big* problem is that speedos smoosh everything down--the
> fabric is so tight. Very hard to distinguish how endowed he might be.
> On Kilborn, however, he didn't seem to be wearing any underwear and I was
> quite fascinated with his bulge, which you could see pretty prominently
> during the interview. Do you think he points it down rather than to the
> side? I think so.
> I'm also guessing that he's probably a grower, too.
> I can just imagine that it's a lovely pale peaches and cream color rather
> than the horrible purple color that so many men have, even if they're
> rather fair. He's probably long and smooth and circumcised and not too
> veiny. (sigh.)

erm, he's a 40-something bloke from Manchester. His penis is probably no different to most peoples. And I doubt its circumcised.

 

[Ruffian]

> It's very difficult to guess how big it is, isn't it? Back in the day,
> when he wore his pants with the crotch down between his knees because the
> legs were too short for him, it seemed that the possibilities were
> endless. Since then I've seen the cover of the Tomorrow sleeve and you
> have, too. The *big* problem is that speedos smoosh everything down--the
> fabric is so tight. Very hard to distinguish how endowed he might be.
> On Kilborn, however, he didn't seem to be wearing any underwear and I was
> quite fascinated with his bulge, which you could see pretty prominently
> during the interview. Do you think he points it down rather than to the
> side? I think so.
> I'm also guessing that he's probably a grower, too.
> I can just imagine that it's a lovely pale peaches and cream color rather
> than the horrible purple color that so many men have, even if they're
> rather fair. He's probably long and smooth and circumcised and not too
> veiny. (sigh.)

Marvellous observation. What imagination. I imagine, to suit a classical British stereotype, he ties it into a fancy cravat before he shoehorns it into his speedoes!
Keep on making us laugh here with your offbeat posts!
Peaches and Cream Ruffian x

 

[Baghdad Bob]

i concur....when i wear speedos, it looks like im packing a few plums!!!

 

[Andy I]

All this talk about penis' and erections in speedo's makes me want to go out and have sex

do any of you guys look like andy rourke? I will also lose my virginity to mike joyce, because he is friends with andy . I fantasize jumping on top of him, grabbing those ears of his and ride him like my fold up bike.

 

[Let's Go Devils and Celtic]

Re: All this talk about penis' and erections in speedo's makes me want to go out and have sex

> do any of you guys look like andy rourke? I will also lose my virginity to
> mike joyce, because he is friends with andy . I fantasize jumping on top
> of him, grabbing those ears of his and ride him like my fold up bike.
No one here does, you should try the Johnny Marr board.