Morrissey's Christmas Songs
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Girl-with-the-Thorn
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Re: The Nativity - A Musical!
Brilliant. I can imagine this as a festive West End musical of some sort. 
I'll come up with some more once I've got my creative brain in gear. Hmmm...
Brilliant. I can imagine this as a festive West End musical of some sort. I'll come up with some more once I've got my creative brain in gear. Hmmm...
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"I'm Throwing My Arms Around Presents"
"The Drummer-Boy Racer"
"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Sentimental"
"Yule Have to Find Out For Yule-self"
"Now My Sack Is Full"
"It's Not Your Turkey Anymore"
"I'm Ok By My 'Elf"
"Santa Doesn't Help"
"Santa You Know Where to Find Me"
"Ham-unnition"
"The Turkeys Are Afraid of the Butchers"
"The Ordinary Drummer-Boys"
"I Do Mind If You Forget Me (Santa)"
"December Spawned a Monster-Truck"
"Disappointed (I Got Feck All)"
"Swig You Life"
"Driving Your Girlfriend Home ('Cos She Got Rat-Arsed At the Christmas Party)"
"The National Front Christmas Disco"
"The Youngest Was the Most Loved (They Got More Presents Than Me 'boo-hoo')"
"The Drummer-Boy Racer"
"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Sentimental"
"Yule Have to Find Out For Yule-self"
"Now My Sack Is Full"
"It's Not Your Turkey Anymore"
"I'm Ok By My 'Elf"
"Santa Doesn't Help"
"Santa You Know Where to Find Me"
"Ham-unnition"
"The Turkeys Are Afraid of the Butchers"
"The Ordinary Drummer-Boys"
"I Do Mind If You Forget Me (Santa)"
"December Spawned a Monster-Truck"
"Disappointed (I Got Feck All)"
"Swig You Life"
"Driving Your Girlfriend Home ('Cos She Got Rat-Arsed At the Christmas Party)"
"The National Front Christmas Disco"
"The Youngest Was the Most Loved (They Got More Presents Than Me 'boo-hoo')"
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Dave Jay
Reel around the ( chocolate) fountain.
That Christmas-cracker Joke isn't funny anymore.
Seasick, yet still socked.
It's hard to walk tall when you're an Elf.
My Life is a succession of people saying "Happy christmas".
All the lazy Elves.
Rush Home ( with presents) Ruffians.
Nativity gates.
November ( nearly) spawned a Messiah.
The world is full of Crashing Sleighs.
Something is squeezing my Wallet.
Sheila take a Bow ( and tie it around a present).
To me you are a work of Fiction.
Unhappy birthday ( Herods Version).
Get Off The Sleigh.
Thinking Cap has Ran dry.....back later.....apologies if I have Used something that has been previously posted ( Computer slow and Crap today.......Maybe I missed one or two by mistake....)
That Christmas-cracker Joke isn't funny anymore.
Seasick, yet still socked.
It's hard to walk tall when you're an Elf.
My Life is a succession of people saying "Happy christmas".
All the lazy Elves.
Rush Home ( with presents) Ruffians.
Nativity gates.
November ( nearly) spawned a Messiah.
The world is full of Crashing Sleighs.
Something is squeezing my Wallet.
Sheila take a Bow ( and tie it around a present).
To me you are a work of Fiction.
Unhappy birthday ( Herods Version).
Get Off The Sleigh.
Thinking Cap has Ran dry.....back later.....apologies if I have Used something that has been previously posted ( Computer slow and Crap today.......Maybe I missed one or two by mistake....)
Re: The Nativity - A Musical!
Thank you. I like to think of it as a kind of "prequel" to Jesus Christ Superstar. A bit like Star Wars.
Thank you. I like to think of it as a kind of "prequel" to Jesus Christ Superstar. A bit like Star Wars.
speedfreaks ball
psychobilly member
the little drummer boy with the thorn in his side
speedfreaks ball
psychobilly member
someone must have already put a reworking of jona lewies classic
" stop the carvery"
" stop the carvery"
dailyalice
Frink Squad Member
jamescagney
Stood at the urinal
Scarlet Ibis and I came up with:
Sheila Deck the Bough
That Pudding Isn't Figgy Anymore
How Soon Is Nog?
The Boy With the Thorns In His Crown
Santa's Sister
I Know It's Over The River And Through The Woods
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Jesus
Wassailing Wildly
Accept Your Gift
I Received Something I Couldn't Return
You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Sled
Will Never Merry
You Were Good In Yule Time
Now I Am A Wassailing
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Saviors
Bethlehem Dave
I Don't Mind If You Re-gift Me
Boy Drummer
Figgy Pudd
Yule Snow, It Couldn't Last
Do Your Best and Be Merry
December Spawned Our Savior
Unreturnable
Heaven Knows It's Mistletoe Now
Rudolph, It Was Really Nothing
How Soon Is Noel?
This Holy Night Has Opened My Eyes
Half A Savior
Some Gifts Are Bigger Than Others
I Am Hated For Re-gifting
Xmas Feast Likely To
Lucky (Xmas) List
Unhappy Christmas
You're The One For Me, Frosty
The Savior Was The Most Loved
The Lazy Heatmiser
Jolly Doesn't Help
Tithe to Receive
I'm Not Jolly
It's Not Jesus' Birthday Anymore
I Am Myrrh-Giving, Jesus
Used To Be A Drummer Boy
Who Sleeping, Grinch Stealing
Now My Heart Is Three Sizes Bigger
Mary Laid Her Child on the Riverbed
Merry Gentlemen, Rest Now
Grandma's Lay Over the Riverbed (And Through the Woods)
At Last He Is Born
Santa Lay Softly on the Winter Sled
I Just Want to See The Boy Merry
Tony the Reindeer
Pregnant (By God) For The Last Time
I Want the Gift I Can't Have
Nazarethian Cousin
Frost
Jerusalem is Not the World
Dear God, Please Resurrect Me
I Will See Yule in Far-Off Places
Northpole Santa
Come Back to Bethlehem
Cosmic Manger
Boy Savior
Something is Herding My Sheep
First of the Kings to Give
Savior In A Tutu
Bonus: A Charlie Browne Christmas
Sheila Deck the Bough
That Pudding Isn't Figgy Anymore
How Soon Is Nog?
The Boy With the Thorns In His Crown
Santa's Sister
I Know It's Over The River And Through The Woods
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Jesus
Wassailing Wildly
Accept Your Gift
I Received Something I Couldn't Return
You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Sled
Will Never Merry
You Were Good In Yule Time
Now I Am A Wassailing
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Saviors
Bethlehem Dave
I Don't Mind If You Re-gift Me
Boy Drummer
Figgy Pudd
Yule Snow, It Couldn't Last
Do Your Best and Be Merry
December Spawned Our Savior
Unreturnable
Heaven Knows It's Mistletoe Now
Rudolph, It Was Really Nothing
How Soon Is Noel?
This Holy Night Has Opened My Eyes
Half A Savior
Some Gifts Are Bigger Than Others
I Am Hated For Re-gifting
Xmas Feast Likely To
Lucky (Xmas) List
Unhappy Christmas
You're The One For Me, Frosty
The Savior Was The Most Loved
The Lazy Heatmiser
Jolly Doesn't Help
Tithe to Receive
I'm Not Jolly
It's Not Jesus' Birthday Anymore
I Am Myrrh-Giving, Jesus
Used To Be A Drummer Boy
Who Sleeping, Grinch Stealing
Now My Heart Is Three Sizes Bigger
Mary Laid Her Child on the Riverbed
Merry Gentlemen, Rest Now
Grandma's Lay Over the Riverbed (And Through the Woods)
At Last He Is Born
Santa Lay Softly on the Winter Sled
I Just Want to See The Boy Merry
Tony the Reindeer
Pregnant (By God) For The Last Time
I Want the Gift I Can't Have
Nazarethian Cousin
Frost
Jerusalem is Not the World
Dear God, Please Resurrect Me
I Will See Yule in Far-Off Places
Northpole Santa
Come Back to Bethlehem
Cosmic Manger
Boy Savior
Something is Herding My Sheep
First of the Kings to Give
Savior In A Tutu
Bonus: A Charlie Browne Christmas
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DeathRockSnowWhite
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OMG! Great stuffs!
jamescagney
Stood at the urinal
dailyalice
Frink Squad Member
I've now seen it twice - which song is "Frost" supposed to be?
jamescagney
Stood at the urinal
Oops, I deleted all the duplicates I could find, missed that one. I dunno, that one was from tha missus.
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
Lost.
dailyalice
Frink Squad Member
Doh! Should have been obvious.
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
Heh. No... Only one word... No frame of reference.
kyleleonard
Jeff Buckley Is God
sick.
Scarlet Ibis
The Chicken of D.C.
If I were younger and hipper this would probably seem like a compliment.
kyleleonard
Jeff Buckley Is God
do you know what the Munich Air Disaster even was? how is it a compliment to say it was sick?
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