"Christian Decor"
"Cookies in Pieces"
"Consumerism Begins at Birth"
"Cosmic Prancer"
"The Dreidelmaster Ritual"
"Dial-A-Crèche"
"Don't Have Fun with Daddy's Toys"
"The End of the Returns/Exchanges Line"
"First of the 'deer to Fly"
"Fruitcake Is the Best Revenge"
"Get Off the Sled"
"Half a Present"
"Happy Shoppers United"
"Harrods Rejected My Credit Card"
"Hold on to Your Receipts"
"Honey, You Know What to Buy Me"
"How Soon Is Festivus?"
"I'll Never Be Anybody's Personal Shopper Now"
"The Island of Misfit Toys Is Not the World"
"I've Changed My Tree to Balsam"
"I Want the Gun I Can't Have" (Inspired by "A Christmas Story")
"The Lazy Wreathmakers"
"Mallcop Sleeping, Santa Escaping"
"My Dearest Gloves"
"One Day Merry Christmas Will Be Happy Christmas"
"A Scarf Around My Neck"
"Sheila Drive the Plough"
"There's One Damn Light That Always Goes Out"
"Yes, I Am Broke"
I'm a bit afraid to share the one based on "Munich Air Disaster." It's "Magic Hat Disaster" (Inspired by Frosty the Snowman). Please don't throttle me.
