Morrissey's Christmas Songs

Re: The Nativity - A Musical!

Act 1 - Mary finds out she's pregnant
Reader Meet Author - Archangel Gabriel's chat up line

Act 2 - Joseph questions Mary's predicament
Driving Your Girlfriend Home - the Archangel Gabriel taunts Joseph

Act 3 - Joseph and Mary travel to Bethlehem
Tony the Donkey - a duet

Act 4 - They search for a place to sleep
Life Is a Pigsty - innkeeper's song on offering the stable to Joseph and Mary

Act 5 - The baby is born (hurrah!)
At Last I Am Born - Baby Jebus enters the world
Pregnant For The Last Time - song of the Virgin Mary
(I'm) The End of the Family Line - song of the Baby Jebus

Act 6 - Quick! Someone tell the shepherds!
Angel, Angel, Down We Go Together - sung by a choir of angels on the way to meet the shepherds
Why Don't You Find Out for Yourself - grumpy angel gets fed up of the shepherds doubting him

Act 7 - A royal visit
Found, Found, Found - sung by the Three Wise Men on finding the right stable
Glamorous Glue - the Three Wise Men explain the use of myrhh
Interesting Drug - and then frankincense

Act 8 - The next day
It's Not Your Birthday Anymore - sung by the departing guests

Act 9 - Trouble's brewing
Break Up The Family - song of King Herod

Encore
Do Your Best and Don't Worry - John the Baptist gives advice

:clap: Brilliant. I can imagine this as a festive West End musical of some sort. :thumb:

I'll come up with some more once I've got my creative brain in gear. Hmmm...
 

Jammy Poet

New Member
"I'm Throwing My Arms Around Presents"
"The Drummer-Boy Racer"
"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Sentimental"
"Yule Have to Find Out For Yule-self"
"Now My Sack Is Full"
"It's Not Your Turkey Anymore"
"I'm Ok By My 'Elf"
"Santa Doesn't Help"
"Santa You Know Where to Find Me"
"Ham-unnition"
"The Turkeys Are Afraid of the Butchers"
"The Ordinary Drummer-Boys"
"I Do Mind If You Forget Me (Santa)"
"December Spawned a Monster-Truck"
"Disappointed (I Got Feck All)"
"Swig You Life"
"Driving Your Girlfriend Home ('Cos She Got Rat-Arsed At the Christmas Party)"
"The National Front Christmas Disco"
"The Youngest Was the Most Loved (They Got More Presents Than Me 'boo-hoo')"
 
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Reel around the ( chocolate) fountain.
That Christmas-cracker Joke isn't funny anymore.
Seasick, yet still socked.
It's hard to walk tall when you're an Elf.
My Life is a succession of people saying "Happy christmas".
All the lazy Elves.
Rush Home ( with presents) Ruffians.
Nativity gates.
November ( nearly) spawned a Messiah.
The world is full of Crashing Sleighs.
Something is squeezing my Wallet.
Sheila take a Bow ( and tie it around a present).
To me you are a work of Fiction.
Unhappy birthday ( Herods Version).
Get Off The Sleigh.
Thinking Cap has Ran dry.....back later.....apologies if I have Used something that has been previously posted ( Computer slow and Crap today.......Maybe I missed one or two by mistake....)
 

speedfreaks ball

psychobilly member
someone must have already put a reworking of jona lewies classic

" stop the carvery"
 

dailyalice

Frink Squad Member
It's hard to walk tall when you're an Elf.
My Life is a succession of people saying "Happy christmas".
The world is full of Crashing Sleighs.
Something is squeezing my Wallet.
Get Off The Sleigh.

:rofl:
 

jamescagney

Stood at the urinal
Scarlet Ibis and I came up with:


Sheila Deck the Bough
That Pudding Isn't Figgy Anymore
How Soon Is Nog?
The Boy With the Thorns In His Crown
Santa's Sister
I Know It's Over The River And Through The Woods
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Jesus
Wassailing Wildly
Accept Your Gift
I Received Something I Couldn't Return
You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Sled
Will Never Merry
You Were Good In Yule Time
Now I Am A Wassailing
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Saviors
Bethlehem Dave
I Don't Mind If You Re-gift Me
Boy Drummer
Figgy Pudd
Yule Snow, It Couldn't Last
Do Your Best and Be Merry
December Spawned Our Savior
Unreturnable
Heaven Knows It's Mistletoe Now
Rudolph, It Was Really Nothing
How Soon Is Noel?
This Holy Night Has Opened My Eyes
Half A Savior
Some Gifts Are Bigger Than Others
I Am Hated For Re-gifting
Xmas Feast Likely To
Lucky (Xmas) List
Unhappy Christmas
You're The One For Me, Frosty
The Savior Was The Most Loved
The Lazy Heatmiser
Jolly Doesn't Help
Tithe to Receive
I'm Not Jolly
It's Not Jesus' Birthday Anymore
I Am Myrrh-Giving, Jesus
Used To Be A Drummer Boy
Who Sleeping, Grinch Stealing
Now My Heart Is Three Sizes Bigger
Mary Laid Her Child on the Riverbed
Merry Gentlemen, Rest Now
Grandma's Lay Over the Riverbed (And Through the Woods)
At Last He Is Born
Santa Lay Softly on the Winter Sled
I Just Want to See The Boy Merry
Tony the Reindeer
Pregnant (By God) For The Last Time
I Want the Gift I Can't Have
Nazarethian Cousin
Frost
Jerusalem is Not the World
Dear God, Please Resurrect Me
I Will See Yule in Far-Off Places
Northpole Santa
Come Back to Bethlehem
Cosmic Manger
Boy Savior
Something is Herding My Sheep
First of the Kings to Give
Savior In A Tutu

Bonus: A Charlie Browne Christmas
 
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jamescagney

Stood at the urinal

dailyalice

Frink Squad Member
I've now seen it twice - which song is "Frost" supposed to be?
 

jamescagney

Stood at the urinal
I've now seen it twice - which song is "Frost" supposed to be?

Oops, I deleted all the duplicates I could find, missed that one. I dunno, that one was from tha missus.
 

kyleleonard

Jeff Buckley Is God
Scarlet Ibis and I came up with:


Sheila Deck the Bough
That Pudding Isn't Figgy Anymore
How Soon Is Nog?
The Boy With the Thorns In His Crown
Santa's Sister
I Know It's Over The River And Through The Woods
You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Jesus
Wassailing Wildly
Accept Your Gift
I Received Something I Couldn't Return
You're Gonna Need Someone on Your Sled
Will Never Merry
You Were Good In Yule Time
Now I Am A Wassailing
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Saviors
North Pole Air Disaster
Bethlehem Dave
I Don't Mind If You Re-gift Me
Boy Drummer
Figgy Pudd
Yule Snow, It Couldn't Last
Do Your Best and Be Merry
December Spawned Our Savior
Unreturnable
Heaven Knows It's Mistletoe Now
Rudolph, It Was Really Nothing
How Soon Is Noel?
This Holy Night Has Opened My Eyes
Half A Savior
Some Gifts Are Bigger Than Others
I Am Hated For Re-gifting
Xmas Feast Likely To
Lucky (Xmas) List
Unhappy Christmas
You're The One For Me, Frosty
The Savior Was The Most Loved
The Lazy Heatmiser
Jolly Doesn't Help
Tithe to Receive
I'm Not Jolly
It's Not Jesus' Birthday Anymore
I Am Myrrh-Giving, Jesus
Used To Be A Drummer Boy
Who Sleeping, Grinch Stealing
Now My Heart Is Three Sizes Bigger
Mary Laid Her Child on the Riverbed
Merry Gentlemen, Rest Now
Grandma's Lay Over the Riverbed (And Through the Woods)
At Last He Is Born
Santa Lay Softly on the Winter Sled
I Just Want to See The Boy Merry
Tony the Reindeer
Pregnant (By God) For The Last Time
I Want the Gift I Can't Have
Nazarethian Cousin
Frost
Jerusalem is Not the World
Dear God, Please Resurrect Me
I Will See Yule in Far-Off Places
Northpole Santa
Come Back to Bethlehem
Cosmic Manger
Boy Savior
Something is Herding My Sheep
First of the Kings to Give
Savior In A Tutu

Bonus: A Charlie Browne Christmas

sick.
 
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