Morrissey's (?) cat died today

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/dude-dies

DUDE dies

on january 20, 2020

"the perfect cat … to be loved forever." -Morrissey.

 

[Anonymous]

I am sure the cat was racist.

Bloody Siamese, coming over here, helping themselves to our Iams.

 

[anonymous]

Only a Paw in Their Game
It’s Over
When You Close Your Eyes
Dude’s Tune

Benny-the-British-Butcher

Benny is the Lonliest Planet.
Uninteresting Benny.
The Ordinary Bennys.
That's How Bennys grow Up.
Satan rejected Benny.
The National Front Benny.
Benny For The last Time.
Late Night Maudlin Benny.
Alsatian Benny.
Benny hates it when OUR friend becomes successful.

 

[anonymous]

There is a place in hell for me and my pussy

Yes, there is.

 

[Tibby]

I'm sorry for his loss. Our pets are part of the family and it really hurts when they pass on.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

It hurts losing a Cat.

My Purring Days Are Over

 

[gordyboy9]

well seeing theres not many comedians on here,some of the worst puns iv ever seen.

 

[Peppermint]

Was the cat forced into being a vegan cat?

We had a vegetarian lodger once who bought our cats vegetarian cat food in an attempt to convert them. Sensibly, they refused to have anything to do with it.

 

[anonymous]

Bloody Siamese, coming over here, helping themselves to our Iams.

I think you will find it's the Bengals in platforms who are the worst.

 

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry for his loss. Our pets are part of the family and it really hurts when they pass on.

I agree,. I was devastated when my dog passed. It's hard to explain. She was always there for me & gave me great comfort & joy. I hear the same from other devoted pet parents.

It's pretty magical what animals can offer to the human spirit. You can witness that in how they help ppl suffering from anxiety, depression, PTSD, autism, cancer/sick patients, etc. Just be open to it, be kind & loving to them.

 

[Girlmostlikely]

To Morrissey- I am truly sorry for the loss of your cat and send you warm thoughts. That is a fantastic picture that captures what I imagine is a a special personality

 

[Anonymous]

Bloody Siamese, coming over here, helping themselves to our Iams.

Iams is a vile company. Exposed for some really evil-shit, cutting up live beagles and tossing them away like trash. Maybe they cleaned up their act, but they're still sh*t.

 

[hand in glove]

Oh no. I am so, so sorry. The pain of losing a furry family member is just unbearable. My thoughts are with Morrissey and his family.

 

[marred]

I'm in no way belittling the death of someone's family pet, but I imagine that due to his touring and living in hotels in different parts of the world for tax reasons, the relationship was fairly detached.

You have an imagination. Not a great one, but you got one.

 

[ACTON]

We had a vegetarian lodger once who bought our cats vegetarian cat food in an attempt to convert them. Sensibly, they refused to have anything to do with it.

If that was a Stephen King short story the cats would have been hungry after the veggie food and would have visited the lodger in his attic room. Guy wakes up to see cat staring into his eyes. Cats eat lodger alive. Shiiittt, King could turn that into a novella.

 

[ACTON]

Bet that was a long expensive phone call from Britain to America to inform him his cat was dead.

The poor helper was fired for breaking the news, then buried alive with the cat, in a weird Pharaoh tradition.

 

[Anonymous]

Could always send Dude to the taxidermist.
What price do you reckon for a signed Dude on the merch stall at Leeds?

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[Deleted member 29417]

Bet that was a long expensive phone call from Britain to America to inform him his cat was dead.

Or they could send a telegram or a pigeon.

 

[From the left]

My oldest cat died on 8 january with almost 20 years.When i slept today i dreamed with him and cried a lot.

 

[Anonymous]

Benny is the Lonliest Planet.
Uninteresting Benny.
The Ordinary Bennys.
That's How Bennys grow Up.
Satan rejected Benny.
The National Front Benny.
Benny For The last Time.
Late Night Maudlin Benny.
Alsatian Benny.
Benny hates it when OUR friend becomes successful.

Mmmmm Many thanks but you need to try harder.
Never mind though these are especially for you


You’re The One For Me Benny
I’m Throwing My Arms Around Benny
Benny’s Bone
I want Benny for My Birthday
Benny Matters
At Last I Am Ben
Benny Budd
Dear Ben Please Help Me
I Can’t Have Ben
Let Big Benny Slip In
My Benny I’d Do Anything For You
Our Benny
Benny You Are A Work Of Art
When Last I Spoke To Benny
Benny Was The Most Loved
You Should Have Benny Nice To Me
Spring Heeled Ben
That’s How Benny Bones Up
Handsome Benny
Benny It Was Really Nothing
Benny In Platforms
Big Benny, What Now

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[Anonymous]

Rule the world