Morrissey to make"mini tour" stop at local Yoshinoya's next tour

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This just in: Mopey ex-smiths frontman, Morrissey is set to do a "mini tour" of the local Yoshinoya restaurants in and around the L.A. and surrounding areas during the next album release. This is wonderful news to all the beef bowl eaters out there. According to morrisseymusic.com, the deal includes: a lifetime supply of the wonder soup for his majesty, matching YO t shirts for moz and the band, a tour and possible ownership in some local future YO franchises,one night behind the counter working a YO, and much more.

When asked about this soon-to-be-released Info, morrissey said" I've always been a fan of the YO. The PIMP of the nation(and my good friend Mr.Improper),had introduced me to it years ago. When the blokes at YO approached me about the deal, I let out a huge Sigh and thought "thank you". I'm really looking forward to working with and at a YO in the near future and also all the YO i can eat. Thats really been a lifetime fantasy for the me".

So kiddies, be on the lookout for a MAJOR announcement of this soon.
 
Mr.Improper where have you been all this long time?
 
Re: Mr.Improper where have you been all this long time?

Been around...nice of you to think about the mutha f***in PIMP.
 
Re: Mr.Improper where have you been all this long time?

> Been around...nice of you to think about the mutha f***in PIMP.
I've been wondering the same thing! Hope you're ok!
 
Re: Mr.Improper where have you been all this long time?

> I've been wondering the same thing! Hope you're ok!

The PIMP is fine...just out on official PIMP business. It's too confidential to post at this time. No worries, the PIMP is doing ok. Glad to see you're still with us colleen.
 
Re: Mr.Improper where have you been all this long time?

> The PIMP is fine...just out on official PIMP business. It's too
> confidential to post at this time. No worries, the PIMP is doing ok. Glad
> to see you're still with us colleen.
Ahh I see Confidential business, eh? Yeah, I'm still here, but CERTAIN people are making it as difficult as they can here. I'll be in and out. Best wishes to the PIMP! YO YO YO YOSHINOYA!
 
A proposition, not the kind you're used to.

Pimp, i've noticed in the past as vulgar as some of your posts were, they were on topic, when others went off in stupid directions you seemed to put them in their place. I know i'm not alone here in saying this board should be about morrissey again. Obviosly the moderators can't do anything about the problems here. So here's what I propose, You and I take this site back from the grips of idiocy and get things back on topic meening MORRISSEY. I'm sure with enough people getting back to how it should be eventually the morons will start posting about mozzer again or just stop posting. It will take awhile but with enough peoples help this site can be saved.
 
Re: A proposition, not the kind you're used to.

> Pimp, i've noticed in the past as vulgar as some of your posts were, they
> were on topic, when others went off in stupid directions you seemed to put
> them in their place. I know i'm not alone here in saying this board should
> be about morrissey again. Obviosly the moderators can't do anything about
> the problems here. So here's what I propose, You and I take this site back
> from the grips of idiocy and get things back on topic meening MORRISSEY.
> I'm sure with enough people getting back to how it should be eventually
> the morons will start posting about mozzer again or just stop posting. It
> will take awhile but with enough peoples help this site can be saved.

This is a joke right???? The PIMP will ALWAYS be the mutha fuggin PIMP. I will continue to keep people in line when the time calls for such. Why??? Im the PIMP I can do that.
 
Re: A proposition, not the kind you're used to.

> Pimp, i've noticed in the past as vulgar as some of your posts were, they
> were on topic, when others went off in stupid directions you seemed to put
> them in their place. I know i'm not alone here in saying this board should
> be about morrissey again. Obviosly the moderators can't do anything about
> the problems here. So here's what I propose, You and I take this site back
> from the grips of idiocy and get things back on topic meening MORRISSEY.
> I'm sure with enough people getting back to how it should be eventually
> the morons will start posting about mozzer again or just stop posting. It
> will take awhile but with enough peoples help this site can be saved.

f*** the MOD> I think he's a donkeydick. Still owes the PIMP $500 wompom and that aint cool you dig???
 
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