Morrissey 'The Duets' LP

[Velvis]

Side One
Morrissey & Noel Gallagher - Wild Thing (Orig: Troggs)
Morrissey & Paul Weller - Swing Your Daddy (Orig: Jim Gilstrap)
Morrissey & Debbie Harry - These Boots Are Made For Walking (Orig: Nancy Sinatra)
Morrissey & John Lydon - Ace of Spades (Orig: Motorhead)
Morrissey & Nick Cave - The Laughing Gnome (Orig: David Bowie)
Morrissey & Adele - Je t'aime… moi non plus (Orig: Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg)
Morrissey & Plan B - Jimmy Mack (Orig: Martha Reeves & Vandellas)
Morrissey & Dave Grohl - Unchained Melody (Orig: Righteous Brothers)

Side 2
Morrissey & Jarvis Cocker - Teenage Opera (Orig: Keith West)
Morrissey & Iggy Pop - Ca Plan Pour Moi (Orig: Plastic Bertrand)
Morrissey & Liza Minelli - Price Tag (Orig: Jessie J)
Morrissey & Pete Doherty - Dedicated Follower of Fashion (Orig: The Kinks)
Morrissey & Kevin Rowland - Reet Petite (Jackie Wilson)
Morrissey & Dolly Parton - Tainted Love (Orig: Gloria Jones)
Morrissey & Cliff Richard - Two Little Boys (Orig: Rolf Harris)
Morrissey & Robbie Williams - My House (Orig: LCD Soundsystem)

 

[Amy]

Side One
Morrissey & Noel Gallagher - Wild Thing (Orig: Troggs)
Morrissey & Paul Weller - Swing Your Daddy (Orig: Jim Gilstrap)
Morrissey & Debbie Harry - These Boots Are Made For Walking (Orig: Nancy Sinatra)
Morrissey & John Lydon - Ace of Spades (Orig: Motorhead)
Morrissey & Nick Cave - The Laughing Gnome (Orig: David Bowie)
Morrissey & Adele - Je t'aime… moi non plus (Orig: Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg)
Morrissey & Plan B - Jimmy Mack (Orig: Martha Reeves & Vandellas)
Morrissey & Dave Grohl - Unchained Melody (Orig: Righteous Brothers)

Side 2
Morrissey & Jarvis Cocker - Teenage Opera (Orig: Keith West)
Morrissey & Iggy Pop - Ca Plan Pour Moi (Orig: Plastic Bertrand)
Morrissey & Liza Minelli - Price Tag (Orig: Jessie J)
Morrissey & Pete Doherty - Dedicated Follower of Fashion (Orig: The Kinks)
Morrissey & Kevin Rowland - Reet Petite (Jackie Wilson)
Morrissey & Dolly Parton - Tainted Love (Orig: Gloria Jones)
Morrissey & Cliff Richard - Two Little Boys (Orig: Rolf Harris)
Morrissey & Robbie Williams - My House (Orig: LCD Soundsystem)

Brilliant.

 

[Pokey]

Morrissey & Cliff Richard - Two Little Boys (Orig: Rolf Harris)

I know this is meant for a giggle, but considering what the wonderful Tim Freedman did to that song I think Morrissey could actually make it quite touching: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma_wClf6JsE

 

[mcrickson]

Morrissey & Adele - Je t'aime… moi non plus (Orig: Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg)

The worst.

 

[Pokey]

Side One
Morrissey & Adele - You're the one for me, fatty (Orig: Morrissey)

Totally!

 

[Velvis]

I know this is meant for a giggle,

Well... yes, but I'm half serious, if you look closely you'll realise that these selections are not totally made for comedic value.
I can honestly see most of these duets working, and thanks Pokey, you're quite correct to realise that Morrissey and Cliff would indeed be capable of a touching, heart rending version of 'Two Little Boys'.

 

[Mrs. Phyllis Torgo]

Morrissey & Adele - Je t'aime… moi non plus (Orig: Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg)

This would only work if Moz played the role of Jane Birkin, and Adele the part of Serge.

 

[Velvis]

I dreamed that Morrissey was on the Simpsons.

He and Homer performed 'One Whisky, One Bourbon, One Beer' in Moe's bar.

(I must stop eating that strong cheese before I go to bed.)