Morrissey Tells Russell Brand Not To Get Married

[Claudia2006]

I love this piece of "news" on all levels.

1) use of miserable Manc
2) Katy Perry completely missing the point. Uh no Katy he isn't being like one of his songs. Unless Martha Reeves & The Vandellas were the 1960's Smiths.
3) Morrissey as a wedding singer. In India. The Bollywood movie is just aound the corner
4) 'We can't have a Mr Misery like you messing things up."

Russell Brand you either think he's a cock or a c**t

I actually like Russell, and if he's in love good for him & I hope they have a beautiful wedding and long happy marriage. But for f*ck's sake, surely the fact that this went right over her head is reason to call the whole thing off? I can only imagine the eyerolling if Morrissey sees this article and her comment.

 

[Barking]

...Mr Misery? Mr LooneyTunes more like.

But I think Katy shows a very sensible side there. She can count on my full moral support. Even if I'm the only one

As for "taming" Russ, he's probably the one who asked, and he probably knows what's good for him. He looks like a big boy.

squiffy: I didn't mean it like that.)

Honestly, Morrissey and Co should stop worrying about this and enjoy the Champagne. It's not their private lives after all is it. It's not about them at all. A little less projection, a little more action would probably do some good here? (some action, if possible, I mean.)

(...Or maybe he's bitter that Jasper or whatisname hasn't proposed yet? Well I don't see how that's an excuse to be mean to young Californians, but I'm probs a bit slow...)


strolls off whistling "I kissed a dog"

 

[Will_Never_Marry]

Who can blame him?!

I wouldn't want to see two trashy celebrities getting married either.

 

[Dave]

they are both stupid trash.

 

[Barking]

I can think of a more valid reason than Morrissey disapproving:

He says "totally"
She says "dodally".

It will never work. Cancel the Giant Curry order.

Oh no too late they're already chopping carrots!

 

[Troy]

Don't worry Morrissey WE Love You.

Ms Perry stating her abrupt, unkind words:-

'We can't have you messing things up'

(abbreviated version)

Will - if our beloved Morrissey had not already done so - have been the deciding factor for him.

Morrissey will have realised the translation that; Ms Perry in her subconcious, perhaps does not want Morrissey to be at her nuptials.

This comment was not very nice and very . . . revealing.

One would have thought with all her 'tuition' on the Messiah from her fiance, that she may have some clue that Morrissey is a romantic and sensitive person. So this comment is even more barbaric.

I Love you Morrissey.

IX


xxx

 

[dunya]

Since when have newspapers accurately reported the facts?
It's a silly short story that fills a space on the page and like the slightly funny cartoon can be easily forgotten.

If the couple are happy with each other, good luck to them. It takes all sorts.

 

[Happy Maudlin]

they are both stupid trash.

 

[platypus]

moz can totally see through her.

 

[mywar]

I'm pretty sure he said 'third finger, left hand'...unless he's getting lyrics mixed up in his old age

 

[mauve21]

He should sit on his motorcycle across the street, scowling.

Brilliant

 

[mauve21]

I would love to be a fly on the wall when Russell talks about this
to Morrissey.....!?!?

Will they argue? Will Morrissey act like Russell's uncle and be condescending.
Will Russell have a temper tantrum and tell Morrissey he won't be his
friend unless he comes to the wedding.
Will Morrissey say he won't be Russell's friend unless Russell cancels
the wedding.
I'm fascinated......

 

[MuteWitness616]

Morrissey is so good. Katy Perry is just so dumb. Will she soon be Katy Brand? I don't understand why he likes her.. She's into MGMT and the yeah yeah yeahs... Wow

I HOPE Morrissey doesn't play at their wedding. It's most likely he won't.. Katy doesn't deserve a personal show

 

[Emotional Guide Dog]

As it's in the Sun, I can be pretty certain it's all lies.

But why is Morrissey friends with them anyway? It must be embarassing form them, like some drunk old tramp at a bus stop who decides to be your friend.

 

[Amy]

As it's in the Sun, I can be pretty certain it's all lies.

But why is Morrissey friends with them anyway? It must be embarassing form them, like some drunk old tramp at a bus stop who decides to be your friend.

it's clearly the other way round, but funny all the same.

 

[Barking]

Since when have newspapers accurately reported the facts?

WHO DIDN'T PUT THE M's IN « MARRY ME »?​

After unsuccessfully trying to dissuade Russell Brand and Katy Perry from tying the knot, veteran British singer Morrisey tries his luck again with no less than an ex-President's daughter. Our war correspondent in New York Bart King reports.

« First he told me he was against the institution. I said, I respect your opinion. Then he told me he was against heterosexuality. I just didn't know what to say. But I only started crying when he said he was dead against love. », a red-eyed but collected Chelsea explains.

Morrissey, also known as « Mr Marital Misery », is rumoured to have made « many girls cry before » (according to his mum.). His mother confided to us just the other day that she had no idea why he doesn't like lovely couples. She is « sometimes » slightly embarrassed by what her son does and says but « he's not evil, he's just confused », she added.

The fact remains that he is never been anyone's best man. Readers might recall the Carrie Bradshaw wedding fiasco. Well, apparently, he was in the area on the eve of the Big Day. « He just bought Big a drink, and that was that. Carrie was left sobbing in her meringue » says best friend Samantha, clearly not impressed with this Charming Man.

Chelsea, however, is determined not to let this happen. « I got an encouraging fax from Katy this morning, but the most precious words came from Mum. She said to me, look Chelsea, we Clinton women have been through hail and shitstorms for centuries. We're not going to let this douchebag make your fiancé get cold feet. ». Chelsea bravely smiles.

So the wedding is going to happen someday, Morrissey should know.

Any wedding singer?

« -Yes, we've asked Pete Burns. »

What about Morissey?

« -Well, he said to me that when I was young I looked like a horse and that it's a wonder I found anyone, so I didn't want to invite him first, but we're inviting Nancy and we can't leave her without an escort. »

What if he misbehaves?

« -Mum said we'll just lock him in a very small cupboard with Monica. »

The Clintons have it all under control it seems. On behalf from all of us at The Fun, best wishes and have a long, happy, Morrissey-free marriage.

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(You're right, Du, we should only read serious newspapers. )

 

[DAVIE]

Haha, I wonder why it still hasn't been proved true or not by now....Morrissey should at least comment if it's all lies

 

[someofusisturningnasty]

don't read the s*n

 

[Barking]

Me, (Dr Baba, Psychologist) thinks Russ and Katy connected on their more fragile side.

I've heard Katy say she never went to the dentist's as a kid because she was poor. Dickensian things like that, how can you resist.

Also, the jokester side. Even if they appear to have different humour styles; apparently, not so much.

-Oh, and, that other thing too. Cough.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Me, (Dr Baba, Psychologist) thinks Russ and Katy connected on their more fragile side.

I've heard Katy say she never went to the dentist's as a kid because she was poor. Dickensian things like that, how can you resist.

Also, the jokester side. Even if they appear to have different humour styles; apparently, not so much.

-Oh, and, that other thing too. Cough.

Her teets? You're into teets aren't you Barking?

I saw the most adorable golden retriever puppy tied to a bike rack yesterday in front of a coffee shop. WAY too young for you but with the sweetest puppy breath ever.