I love this piece of "news" on all levels.
1) use of miserable Manc
2) Katy Perry completely missing the point. Uh no Katy he isn't being like one of his songs. Unless Martha Reeves & The Vandellas were the 1960's Smiths.
3) Morrissey as a wedding singer. In India. The Bollywood movie is just aound the corner
4) 'We can't have a Mr Misery like you messing things up."
Russell Brand you either think he's a cock or a c**t
I actually like Russell, and if he's in love good for him & I hope they have a beautiful wedding and long happy marriage. But for f*ck's sake, surely the fact that this went right over her head is reason to call the whole thing off? I can only imagine the eyerolling if Morrissey sees this article and her comment.