Morrissey Technical Rider - Summer 2016

Images from an anonymous person (UPDATE Aug. 28 - these images are excerpts from the technical rider, not the full rider):

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UPDATE Aug. 28:

Tweet from @DickieFelton on Aug. 20, 2016. Link posted by Loretta Swit in the comments:

#Morrissey and crew meal from #Manchester Arena

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Related media:

• Morrissey’s alleged tour rider is surprisingly reasonable (well — aside from the whole meat thing) - Consequence of Sound. Link posted by Uncleskinny.

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Related items:

• Morrissey's Zagreb Rider - Croatia Week and Večernji.hr - Dec. 12, 2014
• Morrissey interview in Walla (Israel) - health update; new album written, looking for distribution - Aug. 15, 2016

 

[Anonymous]

CHEESEGATE / CRANKFRAUD HELPLINE 0800 3798 31310

If you have been affected by the shocking revelations concerning the wizard of moz please do not suffer in silence. Calls are free of charge to all munchkins even if you/they are no longer affiliated with the lollipop Guild.
All other munchkin related issues will be forwarded to chief munchkin marredarse.

Rest assured that Team Debunk is working tirelessly on the case and we will keep you informed with any updates in the days ahead.
Thanks

BtBB

 

[Anonymous]

Gerrit, I think we are on the same boat here. I understood you said you don’t care. That’s why I said I care just because I feel he cares. I don’t investigate people’s lives to check what they eat or don’t eat, like the apprentices of slanderers who produced those papers.

I don’t think he feels ashamed for not being vegan all those years, I think he feels terribly sorry and he changed his conduct since he realized the truth. Like many of us. I grew up in a country where most people at 10 years old have eaten more meat than the average citizen of any other country during a lifetime. I can’t put out of my system the meat I was fed up with an relive those cows and chickens. I can change my conduct only from the moment I realize it is a crime against other sentient beings.

Of course Morrissey shouldn’t give in to extortion. Every lawyer knows a negative fact can’t be proven. Morrissey could show another document, but the doubt would remain. So if someone says this document is true, that must be proven without any doubt here. Until now there’s more than a reasonable doubt about the veracity of the document, because anyone could have done it with a printer. If something is not proven true, it is the equivalent of a lie, wich is legally complicated if the difussion of a not proven fact produces a damage to others with the aggravating circumstance that Morrissey is a public figure who has to take care of his image.

In the eventuality the document actually came from Morrissey’s people - wich until now was not proven- they should take care better of his back. Less expensive beer and more hard work. Take care of Morrissey or we will send you a Gang Lord. Capisce?

Not a threat, just animus iocandi

I am glad we are in the same boat and peddle our own canoe
Gerrit

 

[Anonymous]

Nonsense. That's suggesting that average vegetarians don't make everyday choices as deep and meaningful as Morrissey. For me, vegetarianism impacts every second of every day. I have to think about it when travelling abroad, which is most weeks, and the same goes for millions of others. And do you honestly think, that after all his affiliations, he didn't realise the cruelty of the dairy industry? http://www.peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-food/factory-farming/cows/dairy-industry/
He should just be honest about it and say cheese is tasty. Because it is. If it wasn't for cheese, I'd be vegan. It was the last animal product Johnny Marr gave up for this reason.

We're all human. We do what we can. We may think we don't do as much as we would like. But we are all weak. And sometimes we say things we wish we hadn't said.

http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_160712_01

I understand what you are saying Uncleskinny, and off course it is difficult to change and I am not saying Morrissey is better than any one else.
I have respect for people who don't eat meat and even more so for people who are vegan.
But I can't critice you, moz or anyone else without asking myself what my contribution is.
And I notice my own behaviour and see my own failures.
I don't blame people for eating meat. Or dairy products. And I don't hate them. It's useless.
As you will know it is a matter of awareness and putting effort in what you want.
Gerrit

 

[Calamine Lotion]

He is far more obsessed with this website than people here realise. He knows his entire legacy is now in flames and was before this thread. If either the rider or the Dickie Felton tweet is genuine, then I'm having his balls served on toast to some Danish pig-farmers I know who think he's just another puff pop star full of 'f***** logic' nonsense, to parahrase/quote his former friend and troll-role model Julie Burchill. If it's true then he may as well have had Brain's f*****s on his rider alongside the Kerrygold.

"An imitation from New York
You're made in Japan from cheese and chalk
You're hippy tarts hero
'Cause you put on a bad show, you put on a bad show
Oh don't it show

Still out on those pills
Oh do you remember

You think it's swell playing Max's Kansas
You're looking bored and you're acting flash
With nothing in your gut you better

Keep yer mouth shut you
You better keep yer mouth shut
In a rut

Still out on those pills
Do the sambo

Four years on you still look the same
I think about time
You changed your brain
You're just a pile of shit
You're coming to this
Ya poor little f*****
You're sealed with a kiss
Kiss me

Think it's swell playing in Japan
When everybody knows Japan is a dishpan
You're just a pile of shit
You're coming to this
You poor little f*****
You're sealed with a kiss

Still out on those pills
Cheap thrills
Anadins Aspros anything
You're condemned to eternal bull-shit
You're sealed with a kiss
Kiss me

A kiss a kiss
You're sealed with a kiss
A looking for a kiss
You're coming to this

I want to kiss
You do just about anything
Oh kiss this
Eh boy"

Can't have that without the answer song.


You're telling me 'shut your mouth'
If I wasn't kissing, you wouldn't be around
You talk about f*****s, little mama's boy
You sit at home, you got a chaperon
You need an escort to take a piss
He holds your hand and he shakes your dick
You're so pretty, suburban kitty
You think you're gonna change, rearrange your city?

Little London boys
You're little London boys
You're little London boys
You think you're gonna fool me?
Ha ha ha ha

Little rich kid, what do you know?
You had everything, don't you think it don't show?
I've been a climbing, just a face to the wall
Too much too soon, do you recall?

Have a holiday in the city,
Feelings in the air, Vaseline pretty
You don't need no drunk, just LSD
You're all big shots. Shot by me!

You're little London boys
You're little London boys
You're little London boys
And I'm talking about the whole audience.

Too bad you boys don't know
And the girls they don't go
Everybody just shows

You're little,
Little London boys
You're little London Boys
You're little London Boys
You're little London Boys
You're little London Boys
You're little London Boys
You're little,
You're little,
Little London boys
You're little London Boys

You poor little puppet

 

[Girl Racer]

I've been a veggie for 25 years now. And it was because of Meat is Murder, I listened to it as a kid and have never eaten meat since. I tried being a vegan and found it very difficult. If he tried veganism and failed, wouldn't he be better admitting that? Rather than being interviewed, declaring his veganism whilst eating kerrygold?

 

[Anonymous]

I've been a veggie for 25 years now. And it was because of Meat is Murder, I listened to it as a kid and have never eaten meat since. I tried being a vegan and found it very difficult. If he tried veganism and failed, wouldn't he be better admitting that? Rather than being interviewed, declaring his veganism whilst eating kerrygold?

I'm not sure he's actually explicitly said he is a vegan, has he? What he has done is slag off the dairy industry and Glastonbury in particular, which obviously makes him a bit of a hypocrite if he eats dairy.

At first I thought maybe the dairy could be for Damon or whoever, but the thing is there's only one set of cutlery and crockery on the rider. Seems logical to conclude that Morrissey isn't a vegan at all, but a vegetarian who doesn't drink milk, and possibly doesn't eat eggs (but does eat cake).

BTW, for anyone who's interested, you can get (quite expensive) slaughter-free dairy in the UK from a company called Ahimsa. They have a website.

 

[Girl Racer]

I'm not sure he's actually explicitly said he is a vegan, has he? What he has done is slag off the dairy industry and Glastonbury in particular, which obviously makes him a bit of a hypocrite if he eats dairy.

At first I thought maybe the dairy could be for Damon or whoever, but the thing is there's only one set of cutlery and crockery on the rider. Seems logical to conclude that Morrissey isn't a vegan at all, but a vegetarian who doesn't drink milk, and possibly doesn't eat eggs (but does eat cake).

BTW, for anyone who's interested, you can get (quite expensive) slaughter-free dairy in the UK from a company called Ahimsa. They have a website.

Yes, he said on the Larry King interview that he was vegan. That was at the end of last year I think?

 

[Anonymous]

probably leaked by someone in the venue deprived of his favorite foods because of moz only to then see him and damon chomping on bars of cheese.
or someone on the crew who watched the meat is murder one too many times knowing the cheese gouging on before and after the show. cheese chomping washed down with belgian beer. not bud or miller but it has to be belgian.

 

[Anonymous]

If we consider every bit of information of the last decade about Morrissey riders to be true then we have to assume that his personal requests aren't just for him because I remember a list from as late as 2005 which had organic milk AND soy milk on it. But then maybe he is so shizophrenic that he uses one for his tea and one for his cereals.

 

[Anonymous]

Guys it's fake.
Check with Esty. And on TTY.
David made this document with the help of bumboy and his toy Benny.
Love is just a miserable lie.

 

[Uncleskinny]

Guys it's fake.
Check with Esty. And on TTY.
David made this document with the help of bumboy and his toy Benny.
Love is just a miserable lie.

Finally. Some clarity. Do show us where this verification you speak of is.

 

[Anonymous]

If the cheese part is true AND the eggs...

 

[Cornflakes]

You'd expect Morrissey to be the fussiest of his entourage, but compare these requests:

Morrissey: Kettle
Morrissey's band: One clean (scale free) cordless kettle capable of boiling water to 100°C/230°F

I'm not a scientist, but as far as I remember from school, 100°C is pretty much always the temperature water boils at. If you find your water much cooler than this, then you probably need to change the fuse in your kettle. On the other hand, if you think you're going to boil water to 230°F you're probably in for a long evening.

 

[Anonymous]

This has to be a fake it does not forbid plastic bottles!!

 

[Mozambiguous]

I can see morrissey being vegan but not making it a point to insist his crew are. Judging from his comments about vaganism on the Larry King show I don't think he is a militant vegan

Vaginism is one problem he doesn't have.

I saw this headline on The Daily Beast just now: 'Huma: I'm Leaving Weiner' and I clicked on it, expecting it to be about Morrissey, but was surprised to find that it wasn't about him.

It would have been a misleading headline anyway if it was about Morrissey, because Mr. Huma himself would be far more likely to leave Vaganism for good before he would ever leave 'Weiner', don't you think so?....erm....LMFAOOO!!!

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats...announces-separation-from-anthony-weiner.html

 

[Anonymous]

Guys it's fake.
Check with Esty. And on TTY.
David made this document with the help of bumboy and his toy Benny.
Love is just a miserable lie.

Well if you're brave enough to name me all you have to do now is back up your claim with some very strong evidence. Good luck.

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[countthree]

Until now the only sign of authenticity of this document is an oil stain on the cover.

Give us the evidence, the source or something, and only then people can say who ate or drink what.

If not, it will remain as another propaganda attempt against Morrissey.

Lie, lie, that something will remain (Goebbels)

 

[Anonymous]

Theirs a mate of mine who sort of knows Morrissey, and he's said for years that the whole thing is an act, from what he tells me Morrissey eats meat, he's not loving at all, its business, and its made him a very rich man. Also on the subject of being non sexual, Morrissey is homosexual, he is attracted to men, and in this day and age its not taboo no more, he will never tell the truth! with the reason being its business, money money money!!

 

[Anonymous]

Until now the only sign of authenticity of this document is an oil stain on the cover.

Give us the evidence, the source or something, and only then people can say who ate or drink what.

If not, it will remain as another propaganda attempt against Morrissey.

Lie, lie, that something will remain (Goebbels)

And you are so stupid, you don't even notice how much so.

Drop quoting Nazis, you racist pig.

None of those who have posted in this thread have grasped the thought pattern behind the rider and why the butter and cheese are on it.

I could write more, but being on my exit out of the whole thing, still, and don't get paid for it, I don't see why I should play the role of Morrissey's publicist. lol

But go on, keep digging your own holes deeper, you "Morrissey fanatics".

 

[Anonymous]

Theirs a mate of mine who sort of knows Morrissey, and he's said for years that the whole thing is an act, from what he tells me Morrissey eats meat, he's not loving at all, its business, and its made him a very rich man. Also on the subject of being non sexual, Morrissey is homosexual, he is attracted to men, and in this day and age its not taboo no more, he will never tell the truth! with the reason being its business, money money money!!

Pardon???I seriously doubt the intellect of some of the people on here