And another very sweet picture
Love the pic.Morrissey looks so handsome in it.
once upon a time i worked at a small store, much like a general store, out in the midst of farm land in a small town populated largely by doukhobors, a russian sect once infamous for their habit of burning down buildings and then running around naked. they dont do such things anymore.
it was one of my favourite jobs, despite the drudgery of it all. my manager was fun and looked like a mermaid kate moss, the atmosphere was idyllic, and the people who came in were lovely and pleasant, often bringing me homemade soup in the winter and pies and fruit from their orchards in the summer (i assume because im delightful?)
but there was one aspect of this place that was not so pleasant, which came in the form of a colleague named joyce: a short, bovine, bottom heavy peasant woman with long black hair, who had an unfathomable habit of hissing--literally hissing--whenever she perceived you to be doing something wrong (which in my case was ludicrous because i never do anything wrong?), as well as a habit of telling bad sex jokes, which you had to laugh at so as not to increase the already awkward atmosphere of the place (that is, only when she was there), despite such lowbrow offensive ribaldry clearly being beneath ones intelligence and dignity.
anyway, my point is--for i do have one, remarkably--is that in this picture sweet beautiful mozzers face looks exacly like that of nasty repugnant joyce. i hate to say it really, i mean, it pains me to say it, but with a black wig it would be her to a tee. now im not saying that it's a bad picture--does morrissey ever take a bad picture? viewed objectively, im sure it's quite a good picture. but unfortunately, i cannot claim to like it because it reminds me to much of that godawful woman.
the other pictures however (wherein he does not look like joyce at all, mercifully), i find to be impossibly endearing and naturally im beastly jealous of the people who get to take a place alongside him in those pictures.
but i mean, whatevs. i've met cool people too. no i havent, that's a lie.
via @AGriffinPhoto
Guess Damon was with him (who else) "his PA was quite ... professional(!) didn't directly speak to him. Not sure I could've made sense anyway."
Yes, and another one. Both via @girrlracer on twitter.
Yes, and another one. Both via @girrlracer on twitter.
He is pouring it, not drinking it.
once upon a time i worked at a small store, much like a general store, out in the midst of farm land in a small town populated largely by doukhobors, a russian sect once infamous for their habit of burning down buildings and then running around naked. they dont do such things anymore.
it was one of my favourite jobs, despite the drudgery of it all. my manager was fun and looked like a mermaid kate moss, the atmosphere was idyllic, and the people who came in were lovely and pleasant, often bringing me homemade soup in the winter and pies and fruit from their orchards in the summer (i assume because im delightful?)
but there was one aspect of this place that was not so pleasant, which came in the form of a colleague named joyce: a short, bovine, bottom heavy peasant woman with long black hair, who had an unfathomable habit of hissing--literally hissing--whenever she perceived you to be doing something wrong (which in my case was ludicrous because i never do anything wrong?), as well as a habit of telling bad sex jokes, which you had to laugh at so as not to increase the already awkward atmosphere of the place (that is, only when she was there), despite such lowbrow offensive ribaldry clearly being beneath ones intelligence and dignity.
anyway, my point is--for i do have one, remarkably--is that in this picture sweet beautiful mozzers face looks exacly like that of nasty repugnant joyce. i hate to say it really, i mean, it pains me to say it, but with a black wig it would be her to a tee. now im not saying that it's a bad picture--does morrissey ever take a bad picture? viewed objectively, im sure it's quite a good picture. but unfortunately, i cannot claim to like it because it reminds me to much of that godawful woman.
the other pictures however (wherein he does not look like joyce at all, mercifully), i find to be impossibly endearing and naturally im beastly jealous of the people who get to take a place alongside him in those pictures.
but i mean, whatevs. i've met cool people too. no i havent, that's a lie.
Let me ask you a question. Do you find yourself in situations when you finish your verbose ramblings and look around to find that everyone around has ran miles away?once upon a time i worked at a small store, much like a general store, out in the midst of farm land in a small town populated largely by doukhobors, a russian sect once infamous for their habit of burning down buildings and then running around naked. they dont do such things anymore.
it was one of my favourite jobs, despite the drudgery of it all. my manager was fun and looked like a mermaid kate moss, the atmosphere was idyllic, and the people who came in were lovely and pleasant, often bringing me homemade soup in the winter and pies and fruit from their orchards in the summer (i assume because im delightful?)
but there was one aspect of this place that was not so pleasant, which came in the form of a colleague named joyce: a short, bovine, bottom heavy peasant woman with long black hair, who had an unfathomable habit of hissing--literally hissing--whenever she perceived you to be doing something wrong (which in my case was ludicrous because i never do anything wrong?), as well as a habit of telling bad sex jokes, which you had to laugh at so as not to increase the already awkward atmosphere of the place (that is, only when she was there), despite such lowbrow offensive ribaldry clearly being beneath ones intelligence and dignity.
anyway, my point is--for i do have one, remarkably--is that in this picture sweet beautiful mozzers face looks exacly like that of nasty repugnant joyce. i hate to say it really, i mean, it pains me to say it, but with a black wig it would be her to a tee. now im not saying that it's a bad picture--does morrissey ever take a bad picture? viewed objectively, im sure it's quite a good picture. but unfortunately, i cannot claim to like it because it reminds me to much of that godawful woman.
the other pictures however (wherein he does not look like joyce at all, mercifully), i find to be impossibly endearing and naturally im beastly jealous of the people who get to take a place alongside him in those pictures.
but i mean, whatevs. i've met cool people too. no i havent, that's a lie.
Let me ask you a question. Do you find yourself in situations when you finish your verbose ramblings and look around to find that everyone around has ran miles away?
He looks cold. I would go for the tea.
hm. small town populated by doukhabors? sounds like the ass of the world Grand Forks. Am I right? Honestly, I think it is the shittiest place in BC.
Let me ask you a question. Do you find yourself in situations when you finish your verbose ramblings and look around to find that everyone around has ran miles away?
Let me answer that for you: yes. Worse than f*cking bb. Im never coming back because of you. Jesus christ
have you ever lived there? i lived there for 2 years and i hated it at first, not being a small town girl, but towards the end i was filled with only fond feelings for it. the placid healthfulness of the place slowly becomes ingrained and i have never met nicer, lovelier people than those granola types that permeated the place. i even bore the months of constant 40 degree weather with amiability since the summers seemed to have a nicer feel to them than summers anywhere else.