Morrissey-solo.com "week or so" in review

[greasetea]

Well abortion candidates, let's see what we have learned this week:

1. That one shouldn't profess to be talented as Morrissey and then pretend to not know who he is and "humbly" claim that your talent induces a brain trust worthy of MENSA and deep thought.

2. Boz Boorer is still looking for someone to produce his television show "boz-ston" after "The Morrissey's" was axed.

3. Posting pictures of Audrey (sigh...she is so yummie) Hepburn can attract much hostility.

4. The issue of UK versus USA fans has the same relevance as my "does eating out a fat girl's driplets have more calories".

5. People were actually interested in my lousy music collection.

6. Kansas City is home to a sick bitch.

7. Those that post pictures in ELvis-like demeanor is about as funny as watching Schindler's List or a mother delivering a stillborn child (actually that is funny when the benny Hill song is played along it).

8. Mimi likes to rub salt in wounds and pees with vinegar and laughter.

9. The comment: "you're a Korn fan" or "quit now, leave" is as compelling as an multiple-amputee claiming he can run with the best of them.

10. David Tseng is a filthy rich Chinese asassin.

there ya go...that's the week in review pissfaces.

 

[Punch-drunkGB]

greasetea your plastic @#!!! is in the post

This is the time of year when people like you realise that you have no friends and that nobody likes geeks over the xmas period.

I hope father xmas rapes you dustbin bottom!!!

See you in europe mext year @#!!!face bastard @#!!! @#!!! @#!!! @#!!! @#!!! @#!!! oohh that feels better @#!!!face

> Well abortion candidates, let's see what we have learned this
> week:

> 1. That one shouldn't profess to be talented as Morrissey and
> then pretend to not know who he is and "humbly" claim
> that your talent induces a brain trust worthy of MENSA and deep
> thought.

> 2. Boz Boorer is still looking for someone to produce his
> television show "boz-ston" after "The
> Morrissey's" was axed.

> 3. Posting pictures of Audrey (sigh...she is so yummie) Hepburn
> can attract much hostility.

> 4. The issue of UK versus USA fans has the same relevance as my
> "does eating out a fat girl's driplets have more
> calories".

> 5. People were actually interested in my lousy music collection.

> 6. Kansas City is home to a sick bitch.

> 7. Those that post pictures in ELvis-like demeanor is about as
> funny as watching Schindler's List or a mother delivering a
> stillborn child (actually that is funny when the benny Hill song
> is played along it).

> 8. Mimi likes to rub salt in wounds and pees with vinegar and
> laughter.

> 9. The comment: "you're a Korn fan" or "quit now,
> leave" is as compelling as an multiple-amputee claiming he
> can run with the best of them.

> 10. David Tseng is a filthy rich Chinese asassin.

> there ya go...that's the week in review pissfaces.